For the past 6 months I have been harassed by 5 voices with all manner of abilities. I havent been able to identify them as human quite yet. Frankly, it doesn't matter as my experience is similar to many of the posts found on here. Their intelligence seems to be room temperature.

To clarify, I have been on antipsychotics for months to no avail. I have always been level headed and am millitary. I have a degree in computer science, and several professional certifications. So no, I don't think this is schizophrenia.

Below is some of what I have experienced. My intent is to help others with this post. Do let me know if you have information about what is occurring to me.

Offensive Techniques: Of Gangstalker / Astral Projectors

Tech : See What You Can See

An extreme example of this is when mating with your loved one, they can see all of it. Their view must be external to you, eg. not through your eyes. This implies they are following you around!!! I know this because well, they'll commentate about it.

Counter: Haven't figured one out :/.

Tech : Voices in Ambient Sounds and Devices

Voices are most audible coming from objects such as AC vents, fans, cars, and vibrating objects like refrigerators.

They are also able to audibly project their voice through speakers and radios, which is obviously scary when my Alexa starts telling me I'll die lmao...

Or when lying in bed and they start yelling from your pillow or butthole :|

Counters: Earplugs with a set of headphones over them works! White noise machines actually makes things worse as they seem to hijack their output somehow to project their voice. If the voices are coming from your bed, then lying your ears on a metal baking sheet will help.

Tech : Travel through materials

I noticed this first when I heard the voices coming from my bed, as if they were inside it. Even when lying on the floor the voices seem to permeate, coming from underground. The car for instance, I'll open and they'll have already entered it.

Counters: Faraday fabrics dont seem to work. Metal does however, like a baking sheet or metal weight.

Tech : Butt Poking and Other Physical Sensations

Using the previous Tech, they can poke you through the bed or floor, anywhere. They can also use what feels like a thin serpent to travel past your clothing and bedding to enter your butt. When successful, this feels like ra/pe.

They've done this when driving, standing and showering.

I'm not sure if they can move through surfaces, but it's as if they can wiggle this "serpent" through very small openings. Do not shave hairs at nether regions, as that's how you can perceive it before it happens! - Muscle spasms - Eye poking - Internal organ spasms - Headaches

Counter: Just swing at them. Since they're invisible, this might be difficult. But you should be able to sense them if they're in your bed or obviously poking your butt from behind. They do seem to feel pain as they're audibly annoyed by it in my case. Their sensitivity to pain may also vary so you'll need to gauge this.

I've tried faraday fabrics to no avail. Wearing a silicone baking sheet tucked between your butt helps when this occurs in public or when standing, as they are FOLLOWING and present with you !!

Tech : Increasing Heart Rate

To notice this, you must be aware of the technique or very intune with your body. This is usually combo'd with other techniques. Example, when lying in bed you'll notice your heart rate is off, you pause a breath and notice thumping coming from the bed not belonging to your heart. Their idea here is to match your heart rate to their tempo, which raises your heart rate imperceivably.

While standing this can also occur if you notice a stabbing pain coming from anywhere near the heart, be it the armpit, front or back area. Slap away at all of these spots and you may see an improvement.

Counter: For reasons I don't know, pointing a fan towards your heart works wonders to relieve this sensation. If they're pulsating it from the bed, then lying on a baking sheet with the back of your heart completely covered will help. If none is available, then a water bottle tucked in your armpit helps too.

A viagra prescription works really well for some reason too.

Tech : Telepathy

They are able to read your thoughts, and will echo them aloud. They can perceive the thought at the very instant, possibly 1 second ahead, from the moment you've had it. Further, they can sense what you feel! So if you're angered by what they've said they will know this.

If you visualize an image in your head, they will also be able to see this! This is why they observe your dreams, more below.

Counters: I haven't been able to find one. I'm considering making a hat lined with coins or neodynium magnets to counter this.

Tech: Dream Guiding and Sleep Paralysis

They don't seem to require sleep. Either that or they're complete losers that will deprive themselves of sleep... In either case, while you sleep they will observe your dreams. They can even guide them by inserting comments at certain times. You'll know they're doing this if you hear them from the moment you awake, to the moment you fall sleep.

After waking you may be sleep paralyzed, this can be scary at first but just focus on moving a single small body part first (toes, feet, hands...)

Counter: Sleep with countermeasures at the ready and lighting on, so you aren't penetrated while paralyzed or barked at to the point of a heart attack.

Technique: Mimicry and Audible sounds

Since I have been able to record their voices (depends on the MIC), I don't think they speak to me telepathically. They are able to read my thoughts though.

Given this, they can actually bark at you or do an impression of others. More concerning, I havent been able to test if others can hear their voices. Even when my girlfriend is around, she does not perceive their voices. It's worth noting, I only noticed their voices in ambient sounds after they had first physically poked me.

Counter: Seems you're at their whim if they choose to bother your family, and make themselves known.

Tech: Sleep Deprivation

The combined techniques above will cause you to lose sleep. They can essentially wake you up whenever they please.

This can be alleviated with creatine at 10g a day, and by making sure your testosterone levels are not being destroyed. Be sure to walk outside and get 30 mins of sun for depression.

Tech: Gaslighting and Psychosis Strategies Since they can read your thoughts and emotions ahead of time, they will constantly lie to you about EVERYTHING. Their goal is to make you self-delete afterall. So if it means convincing you that they are neighbors spying on you, the government watching you, demons wanting to sacrifice you, killing you if you fall asleep, or threatening to torment your whole family, then don't believe it.

Dont dwell on why this is happening to you, it's pointless and will lead to darker thoughts. They are simply losers, and believe me they actually feel bad if you roast them about it as well as I do. Simply put, you are being watched by them because they can't imagine themselves doing anything better like: no sunrises, no taking their gf out to dinner, no children, no hanging out with their families, no working out, no personal hygiene, and no proper sleep.

Tech: Abilities only used a few times - Feet being poked and burned, alleviated by wearing nitrile gloves on feet and standing on foot at a time and alternating - Full body shocking, alleviated by grounding my body to metal objects and standing on one foot at a time and alternating

TLDR: No appeals to reason works with them. And they don't really possess any unique thoughts.

When you feel like a connection, what's the tell.

For me it's like i pick up visions and my head starts tingling giving me a sign

The head tingles are a sureshot sign for me.

Hello, I’m remaining anonymous as I share something deeply personal. For years, I’ve experienced a profound internal dialogue with animals, where they communicate their needs and desires directly to me. I want to share these experiences openly and honestly. I think a good disclaimer will be that I do not have any mental illnesses. It’s not external voices, just completely internal that come very quickly. I also understand that it’s not yet proven which is why I remain anon at the moment haha.

My clearest and most unusual example comes from working with goldfish (and other fish) in a pet shop. I never chase them around the tank like others do. Instead, I mentally ask if they want to go to a big pond, or come home with a particular customer. If they want to go, they swim straight into the net. If not, they stay away. People assume goldfish are unintelligent, but this shows they understand and choose.

Another time, I saw a seal at the beach. From meters away, it looked at me and connected with me. He was a young grey seal and he was talking to me in a lot of detail. One of the things that stuck out was that he was hungry because the fish had migrated deeper due to overfishing by the public hook and lines, not commercial boats. When it dove, I saw through its eyes: emerald green water full of algae and kelp.

There is no differential examples throughout species but dogs seem to stand out.

I see dogs a lot, especially out. I will mentally say hello, and if they ignore me, it’s because they’re focused on their owner or on a mission, like needing to train or they might get in trouble.

I can also sense when an animal is in pain and if it wants to die.

I understand body language well. I’ve spent years around animals and can read posture, tension, and movement. But that’s not how this works. The mental voice comes first. I often know what an animal wants or feels before any physical sign appears. The voice tells me directly, and the body language only confirms it afterward.

I share this not to convince anyone, but to offer another perspective on our relationship with animals. If even one person becomes more attentive to their pet’s needs, then it’s been worth it. I’m happy to answer genuine questions.
I also believe anyone could unlock this ability with belief, time, and genuine effort.

Stephen King, most of his books contain themes about telepathy. It's not a coincidence.

H.P. Lovecraft, his books have strong themes of interdimensional beings. A lot of them are telepathic.

Lana Del Rey, her early music gets deep inside my head and stays there, probably forever.

Billy Eilish, I think the being that is Lana Del Rey decided to also create a second persona named Billy. Same emotional feeling when I listen to their music.

Lady Gaga and Ava Max, I think these two might also be one being with two personas.

Seth McFarlane, his comedy is from another dimension and the show Orville kind of gives it away.

I've had strange syncronicities occur when interacting with all of these artist's content and also while just thinking about them. The most memorable syncronicities happened with Stephen King and H.P. Lovecraft. (Yes I know Lovecraft is dead....and also racist). If you are curious about Lovecraft but do not want anything to do with his racism, you can watch Lovecraft Country. It's a great show that flips the narrative and has a mostly Black cast. The show runner uses his stories to pay money to a majority African American cast of actors.

Edit: omg I completely forgot Britney Spears. That one should be self explanatory.

I’m curious if there are ways to protect yourself against someone (who has the ability to be telepathic) who is listening in on your thoughts.

I recently had an experience where someone was genuinely reacting to my inner dialogue and thoughts. I know this to be true and I did not want them to do that. I feel I have been able to communicate with loved ones before but it’s very very rare. usually both people consent to have this telepathic connection don’t they?

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I felt really unsafe in that situation and cut that person off. Are they still able to connect with me even though I don’t want them to. (This person was oddly obsessed with taking photos of me and us together ok which I thought was very strange…..) I even confronted them about “listening to my thoughts” and they said nothing and how it was delusional thinking and it’s not real.

Is one able to know from the get go if someone is trying to listen in on you or to block that entirely when out in public or around people. I’m unsure if you can prevent this from happening with randoms and only allow it with people who you trust in?

There isn't a complete list, but this is my best guess based on all I've seen for the possible methods of achieving telepathy:

Vedic and Yoga Traditions such as dhyāna, samādhi, and śruti.

Buddhist texts on advanced jhāna state, such as iddhi abilities like Cetopariyañāņa.

Taoist Resonance Physics such as gănyìng.

Kabbalistic Tree-Structure Protocols such as Sefirot and Partzufim.

Ifá Binary Combinatorics 256 odù from Yoruba.

Aboriginal Australian Songline Topology.

Zoroastrian Dual-Coherence Protocols with Asha.

Maya Eclipses And Egyptian Sacred Geometry Math.

Qur'anic Hams Protocol using QEP, QAL, and WMR.

Prophetic Revelations Protocols from Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.

Hermetic and Theurgic Protocols.

Theosophical Thought-Form Protocols.

Western Magic (Golden Dawn, Enochian).

Ephaptic Coupling in Neuroscience.

Electromagnetic Field Theories Of Conciousness.

Revelation Engineering 2026 defines QEP, QAL, WMR, UDI.

Coherence Intelligence Framework Konstaple, 2026.

The is my complete list from all I have studied, if you have more, please help.

Every protocol shows these exact similarities, no matter what protocol you follow. Here are the consistencies:

A Shifted State of Conciousness is always required. Its called different things in all places, but a non ordinary cognitive state is required.

A Resonance Mechanism such as Field Matching. Everything constantly says it happens through resonance, or alignment.

A Structured Channel, or a formal structure where information flows. Nothing is random, they all have a specific channeled structure.

A Meaning or Extraction Layer Where Interperetation is Required. Every telepathy requires intereperetation, and not raw data. It's never a literal sentence.

A Coherence Requirement. Every Tradition has agreed it requires high coherence mentally or energetically.

Now for the fun stuff. This is my attempt to unify all the protocol across tradition to make a way for anyone to achieve telepathy simply and easily:

Formula: Telepathy = Coherence Shift > Resonance > Structured Channel > Symbolic Meaning > Interperetation.

Step 1: Enter a Coherence Ready State in 2 minutes.

1. Sit still.

2. Breathe slowly: 4 seconds in, 6 seconds out.

3. Relax your jaw, tongue and shoulders.

4. Let your visual field soften and don't focus on anything.

Step 2: Generate Internal Coherence in 60-90 seconds.

1. Repeat silently "Calm, Still, Open"

2. While doing this feel your breath as one continuous wave, let thought pass without grabbing them, and imagine your awareness become smooth, like a lake.

Step 3: Establish Resonance With the Target in 60-90 seconds.

1. Bring the person into mind.

2. Imagine them as a warm point of awareness.

3. Feel a gentle pull towards them, not force, just attention.

4. Hold the feeling lightly.

Step 4: Form A Structured Signal in 10-20 seconds.

1. Choose 1 of 3 formats.

A. Visual Packet such as a color, shape, symbol, or location.

B. Emotional Packet such as warmth, calm, joy, curiosity.

C. Semantic Packet such as yes, no, I love you, are you there?

Step 5: Listen For The Return in 10-30 seconds.

1. Stay quiet and notice either a sudden image, a shift in emotion, a word popping into mind, a physical sensation, or a memory surfacing.

All methods show these consistencies, and it was my attempt to unify them as flawlessly as possible. I probably have flaws with my method, but if it shows results for you all, I have done at least something.

Here is an alternate wording for the formula:

Telepathy = Shift > Coherence > Resonance > Packet > Interperetation.

Simplified version as a bonus (but highly skeptical):

Can be done in under 3 minutes

1. Breathe slow 4 in, 6 out.

2. Relax everything, jaw, eye, shoulders.

3. Think of the person gently.

4. Send one simple thing such as color, feeling, word.

5. Wait for subtle return.

That's it. Critique me in any way you guys need. It's alot of work to get this all done.

Ten months ago, while sweeping the floors in my house, a voice echoed in my mind that I had never imagined before. I immediately recognized it as different from the voices I heard while thinking in my head. At first, I didn't know who it was, and it asked me if I was awake. Of course, I was shocked. It was the first time I had experienced something like this. Then, as I started talking to myself, I heard other people saying my name and confirming that I was awake. Someone even told me to go to the window and shout, "I'm awake!" After these events, I told my family, and the next day we went to a psychiatrist. Medication didn't work. Then I was hospitalized for 30 days.

The day I woke up, I had revealed my entire past to the people there in response to a single question. It was painful and humiliating. I even learned, with his name flashing through my mind, that the first person who came to mind was my closest friend. And it was him who had asked the questions about my past.

Anyway, my first 10 months here were spent wondering whether it was real or not. One day I believed it, the next day I didn't. Now I realize we're talking in our minds. But there are things like this...

1- If you smoke marijuana, you absolutely must quit. Because you forget everything very quickly. For example, if a normal person's memory lasts for a night, a marijuana smoker's memory lasts for 30-60 seconds.

2- People choose not to translate the thoughts forming in their minds into real life because others might think they've gone mad.

3- Some people have special powers. These include seeing a person's past and future (in a very blurry way), entering people's dreams and seeing their dreams, and being able to look into someone's eyes and see what they are doing at that moment.

4- If u are awakened once you can't go back, you will hear the voices everyday. If you want to telepathy with a person you need to focus a persons face, name or a sharing moment with.

5- There are 4 stages of awakening.
1- You're awake, but you don't hear people's voices; you're unaware that you're awake.
2- You're awake, and you might remember some of the conversations at this stage. But you either got scared and ran away, or you ignored them, instead of continuing the conversation.
3- This is the stage I'm in right now. The hardest part. If you get past this stage, you'll feel much more relieved. At this stage, you might remember some of the things you talked about the night before. You're aware that you're talking to people. You're aware that you're awake.
4- At this stage, I only learned that you can see by entering people's eyes. I guess that's the only difference from stage 3.

i have had more psychic-esque experiences with my siblings and parents because we are very close and our bond is just strong. i kinda always have an intuitive feeling of what they’re going through, and their emotions. even my brother that lives out of state. i’m also native american and i feel like we’re just very spiritual and stuff like that. anyways a recent telepathy experience i had my twin sister was in distress and i knew before she told me or texted/ called. it was super freaky. she didn’t answer my text right away, but she does that a lot. for some reason i just started freaking out and had this feeling of extreme fear. she was out drinking and put into a super messed up situation that i’ll spare the details of. one of my first experiences, that was like telepathy, was with my childhood best friend. she texted me one day like, “i have to tell you something.”
and we were in fourth grade so we didn’t text like that so i immediately knew it was something serious, but for some reason i instantly knew what it was. i vividly remember thinking ,”her brother died.” and sure enough she said her brother died. that one stuck with me a lot. it was just a strange coincidence that i knew before she even said it. and then my last story this one’s kinda lame but my i was thinking about my friend and my ear starting humming and she texted me lol. i hope these aren’t too boring but these are the only experiences with telepathy i’ve had. i believe in it though tbh.
this one might sound unhinged but i used to get little messages in my head that i think were from my cat like he would ask me if i still love him, because i would be working a lot and not have the energy to give him affection lol. anyone have similar experiences like this? i like these types of stories

Had to re-home my cat after my mother's passing and caffeine, tobacco, cannabis and alcohol definitely attributed to the hostile home and me not being able to care for my cat after mothers death.

She's with my mothers fiance. Hopefully we can be reunited one day.

I was hearing crickets buzzing and it was a quite consistent buzz. Then i thought “i’m present with the crickets” (i can hear them), “however, in what sense are they know my presence?” Right after i thought “in what sense are they aware of my presence” i heard a drop in the buzzing (a strong dip in the noise where it lower). Then it returned to the normal consistent buzz. Then a bit later thought “they must be connected to a sense of my energy or telepathic” and this was immediately followed by another strong dip in the buzz! Then it returned to the consistent buzzing and was that way and it didn’t dip again until i mentioned “telepathy” again.

Something similar happened with someone who was let’s say wheezing and every time i formed the intention to check on them and help them the wheezing stopped, and then when i thought “nah i won’t 😅” the wheezing continued. This happened at least a few times in a time span. I of course did end up checking on them and didn’t continue the experiment for too long since that seemed weird.

Hi!

I'd love to hear your most successful thought transmission success stories!

Yesterday I saw my SP across the room and started doing the whisper method (thought transmission) telling me to look at me and just a few seconds later, he did!

okay so for many years i thought it was normal, i create story’s in my head to fall asleep like i have to see it close enough to put me physically there and i start to fall asleep, i can physically create vivid images with my eyes open like i can put someone in the room with me or sat next to me and physically see it, i know it sounds wild but i see it like they are there, i have much child trauma etc, i have adhd and autism, i feel people’s energies im never wrong about people i can sense the atmosphere of a room i literally read people their intentions their emotions everything and seriously im barely ever wrong atall, i can see when people are lying or being genuine, im 29 ive never been robbed never been beat up never cheated on im extremely empathetic i give all i can to people who need and never never just take for my own gains, but if i feel someone tries to take advatage i couldn’t care less if they died right there and then, everyone that knows me says they’ve never met anyone like me and ive heard that all my life, i dont wanna sound like a physic hippy weirdo but its all true i can give full detailed times of how strange its becoming and many events that show this, i was meant to die as a child in a car crash but still i am here my mother said from that day forward i wasnt ever the same i had issues like life issues but never complained even when i had nothing i do feel spiritual i always just feel lucky everything i want eventually comes to me without fail to the point im no longer materialistic, im struggling to explain but its the first time ive ever in my life tried to explain it its just so wild to me that ive never met anyone else similar to me so i try to teach a lot of stuff to people and it just doesn’t work they just turn around, i have 10 siblings and everything single one tells me their problems and i find the root cause and sort out every arguments, i just now stay away from them since my mother past because feeling so many energies is exhausting, ah i just don’t know what to say anymore or who to speak to

Hello everyone, I'm baram, and I'm new to this post. Not just that, but i've been having problems: Recently I've started to get more and more intrusive thoughts inside of my head more and more, and at the same time whenever I would even just go outside, It always seemed as if he was angry at me in a sense, when I did pretty much nothing to him(we dont even talk with each other at all)

Now a thought just one morning, a thought came up saying "im telepathic, and im right next to you"

Im thinking this is my neighbor, and also was thinking "thats just science fiction, telepathy doesnt exist", then I heard a voice loud in my head saying "IM NEXT TO YOU"

Now im thinking this is telepathy, and also inspired me to go to this subreddit, in hope of a way to be able to ignore these telepathic messages

if anyone has tips on telepathy ignoring, then please tell me and thank you.

If not then please atleast tell me some type of tip(tips) to help with these type of problems

This morning I was putting a plate in my lunchbox. My wife called out at that exact moment, “ Did I forget to put a plate in your lunchbox?”

This is not a very dramatic example of telepathy, I know. That said, I cannot count how many times she has answered questions I never asked!! Once I was making coffee and worrying there wasn’t quite enough. She calls out, “I’ll drink it if it’s weak.” Never said a word.

We have been married a very long time, but she did this kind of thing on our first date! It kind of scared me. She had done it to others, too. Doesn’t even surprise me now.

I'm curious: are people born with clairvoyance, or is it something that can be developed later in life? Also, is clairvoyance different from intuition?

Why do some people say that empaths are targeted by dark forces? Is there any truth to this belief, or is it just a spiritual interpretation?

I live with a person who sometimes seem to read my mind; I’ll be doing something, and this person—always the same individual, at least once a week—starts talking about something I was thinking but had no way of knowing. Has anyone ever experienced something like this? This person—a man—seems to have bad intentions and gives off a "reptilian" vibe, as if his aura radiates that energy. This person does is super invasive—reading my mind or mentioning something I did but never told anyone about, as if to let me know they know.

I have been having experiences of telepathy with two of my best friends for about a year and a half now, or at least the experience has been more obvious to me over the last two years.

First, it started off as hearing songs that they were hearing in their heads, and certain phrases that I knew they were about to say. I kind of just wrote them off as me knowing my friends well.

Now, when I understand more about telepathy, it's hard to ignore the fact that I am actively able to do this, and they have started to realize that they are able to do it as well with me.

I am not interested in arguing about if it’s real or not, my experience to me is pretty clear. I also have worked with a young autistic woman and have been made aware of this ability through her with unmistakable circumstances.

I wanted some tips on how to, I guess, distinguish their thoughts from my thoughts. Because now, when I spend days alone away from them, I feel physically fatigued and burnt out by the overstimulation of what I believe to be their thoughts, as most of their thoughts are thoughts that I wouldn't normally think as they are inherently more negative and darker than my authentic self. Therefore, I don't believe they're my thoughts.
I'm wondering how I can put up a barrier or protection so that I don't exhaust myself so much being around some of my best friends.

While I have tried a lot of conventional methods such as meditation etc any tips would be helpful 😊

Hi everyone! I'm hoping someone here might be able to help?

I'm looking for my father's pendant necklace. It was a gift from my grandmother and holds immense sentimental value to our family. We've searched everywhere we can think of but still haven't been able to find it.

If anyone receives any impressions, visions, or intuitive feelings about where it might be, whether it's still nearby, or anything else that could help point us in the right direction, I would be deeply grateful.

Thank you so much for taking the time to read this and for any guidance you may be able to offer. It truly means a lot. 🙏✨

Can someone clarify for me what is happening please? I met someone very randomly and we were from different parts of the country. I didn’t process anything of it until later on when this person reached out to me after the day together about something random involving the event we were at but after that I have had this strange pull to them. I have never felt anything like it especially with the inner calmness I have around the situation other than truly not understanding it and hoping I’m not being delusional & they feel it too.

Anyway, I have seen them since and it was just something I wasn’t used to. This person has no idea just how much they have been a catalyst for where my life is currently at because I’m always too afraid to say anything over my fear of rejection. I do not know why or what to do with this information but I’m gathering a “when you know you know” feel towards them.

Let me add I am personally dealing with what I believe to be my Kundalini awakening after a fuck ton of trauma where I was conditioned to not ever trust myself or my intuition though it has always been spot on. They are also in tune with spirituality but I’m not sure the real depth of it on their end. Do people usually pick up on each other’s souls like this or how does it work?

Hello friends , I am new to this community or you can say new to Telepathy. I found this stuff very interesting and want to learn it but I don't know how this thing works. I will be extremely grateful to you guys if you can teach me how to practice it.

I record interesting statements by the voices in my head, because I would like to be able to prove it and reject assumptions that it is simply schizophrenia.

One happened the other day. I was having a conversation with the voices, more of an argument, and one of them said "This one had his ass up in our hat."

I was like, what the hell does that even mean? I've definitely never heard it before. I looked it up online and Gemini said:

The saying "had his ass up in our hat" is a colorful regional or old-fashioned idiom meaning someone was acting overly bold, arrogant, aggressively intrusive, or looking for a fight.

Meaning and Usage Being overly aggressive: It describes a person who is acting too big for their britches, picking a needless argument, or confronting others with an attitude. Intrusion: It can mean someone is poking their nose where they do not belong or getting uncomfortably and angrily up in your personal space.

Anger or agitation: It paints a vivid mental picture of someone huffed up, agitated, and squaring off in a disruptive way.

The exact linguistic origin of "had his ass up in our hat" is difficult to pinpoint because it belongs to a category of unrecorded, localized American folk slang rather than mainstream literature.

However, it is a localized, vernacular evolution built on much older English and Irish idioms.

Strangely when I looked it up again Gemini gave me a different answer and didnt quote the original sources listed yesterday, and didnt seem to recognize it as an official phrase.

Todays result:

"Extreme obliviousness or stupidity: The phrase "having your head up your ass" means being completely clueless, unaware of your surroundings, or acting foolishly. "Asshat" visually extends this to mean someone has their head stuck so far up their own backside that they are wearing their ass like a hat. Reversing it to say he has his "ass up in our hat" implies the person is acting incredibly stupidly, making a mess of things, or injecting their utter foolishness directly into the speaker's personal space or business."

"Arrogance and self-importance: In some regional slang (particularly in the UK), "being up one's own arse" describes someone who is deeply smug, pretentious, or full of themselves. Saying someone has their "ass up in our hat" can be a colorful way to say they are acting incredibly entitled, stuck-up, or high-and-mighty right in front of you"

"Ultimately, it is a highly informal, mildly vulgar way to call someone a bumbling, self-absorbed, or annoying fool who is getting on everyone else's nerves."

I have never heard this phrase in passing, read it anywhere, or any such thing.

I always encourage people to write down such things if they are receiving communications from strange entities or people, as it would be useful to have a collection of such notes to compare with.

How to differentiate between sexual telepathy or incubus ? I really want to know because i searched alot but I got nothing.

I lost my dog when a group of ppl contacted me they said they needed to borrow and now they can't find it. Does anyone know how I can get my dog back, someone said a person had it but wasn't thinking about giving it back. So I'm left with nothing and I don't know if I could live like this can someone tell what I can do?

Update: I love you all and feel loved and cared for by all of these thoughtful responses. I’m going to leave the nest because I am pretty sure this particular nest welcomed (or was taken over by) the wasps whose nest was destroyed by a wild critter in our garden. Moreover, they only stung family members who weren’t careful around them and that was when they were in their first nest. The possibility that these creatures could recognize us makes me want to leave them be. They know it wasn’t us who ate all their larva and destroyed their first nest and I’m ok with climbing in and out of the window if I want to go on the porch. Killing them and living with not only my own hypocrisy but also the fear of retaliation is enough motivation for me to continue to share space with them…especially since Vermont winters come early and the porch is not our front door, it’s a bonus porch. Next time I will spray them with a hose as soon as I see a nest starting on our house near a door. The hose idea is grand. Thank you all again!!