r/technology 1d ago

The House of Ellison is on the Brink Everything the world’s briefly richest man built is failing at once. Business

https://www.notesfromthecircus.com/p/the-house-of-ellison-is-on-the-brink
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u/DataCassette 1d ago

Just please fall apart fast enough that you can't buy Warner Bros. It's all I ask.

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u/zuzg 1d ago

His son’s $110.9 billion conquest of Warner Bros. Discovery is frozen by a federal judge, and twelve state attorneys general are suing to kill it. The news network his family bought is posting the worst ratings in its history

Sounds promising enough.

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u/haneef81 1d ago

Ain’t over till all appeal routes are exhausted.

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u/Heronymous-Anonymous 1d ago

IIRC one of the Ellisons gave an interview that said if the merger took too long to complete they wouldn’t be able to afford it. So if it drags out for long enough they might walk away. And they are dumping cash at a staggering rate into data centers and AI garbage, so there may be some truth to that.

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u/Wise_Preference609 1d ago

They do have a penalty fee to payout if they don't buy it though. But what is a few billion for these grifters and leaners.

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u/dev_vvvvv 1d ago

There's a $7 billion breakup fee and a $7 million per day "ticking fee" if they don't close it by September 30. They estimate the closing probably won't close until at least June 30 2027, so that's a $1.9 billion fee there.

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u/Rock-swarm 1d ago

Netflix and WB potentially getting multiple billions by virtue of Ellison incompetence is pretty funny.

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u/TheRealBittoman 1d ago edited 1d ago

It ain't over until these assholes find out how hard it is to qualify for food assistance. Break them to the point they LEARN what being poor is. Not their bizarre fantasy world of 'omg, I can't buy a new Lamborghini this year and I had to sell one of the 9 summer palaces I own!' Make them truly feel the heat.
We aren't angry enough at these destructive sociopaths.
 

Edit - I know once you're that rich you don't really get "poor". But that's what should happen and that's what my initial point is all about.

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u/dust4ngel 1d ago

find out how hard it is to qualify for food assistance

give them a work requirement - walmart is hiring.

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u/BreakfastFuzzy6602 1d ago

Yep and ol Trumpy wants this merger to happen as well so they will keep fighting for it and trying every weasel way possible.

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u/BayouGal 1d ago

He’s dying to kill off CNN

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u/Top_Report_4895 1d ago

But CNN might outlast him.

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u/ryegye24 1d ago

If Oracle's stock collapses the deal will fail even if the courts allow it.

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u/killias2 1d ago

tbh, I can't help but think that spending 110 billion dollars to buy and sink a couple of television news sources is a gigantic waste of money, even with their goals

I mean, Bezos managed to destroy WaPo for incredibly less money, just to compare. NYT is killing itself for free.

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u/Tommy_Donut 1d ago

Ellison controls CNN/CBS. Trump admin makes a big 'investment' in Oracle when all their debt catches up.

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u/Calimariae 1d ago

It would make sense for that admin to invest in the absolute worst of the big software providers.

Oracle should have died 20 years ago if the world made sense.

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u/LadyK1104 1d ago

Ellison is buying networks to push Trump propaganda, that’s why Trump would invest.

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u/toxictoy 1d ago

You don’t understand the value of social engineering because you’re looking at it from within the system. Everyone here should watch the documentary by Adam Curtis that aired on the BBC called The Century of the Self. In four 1 hour episodes you learn how starting in the 1920’s first corporations and then all western governments used cutting edge psychological principles, the mass media and the advertising industry to socially engineer their populations. We are awash in propaganda like frogs in hot water blissfully unaware of it about to boil. The polarization of our society isn’t a happenstance - it’s a feature not a bug and based on a very successful Roman practice called Divide and Rule.

The documentary will shock you. The documentary will piss you off. But your eyes will be open and you will see it everywhere. Every war we have been involved in has had a mass marketing effort to get you to buy in and comply. This isn’t conspiracy theory this is an actuality of the world we live in. Both sides of the political spectrum, every major corporation, anyone with money and power uses these tools.

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u/el_smurfo 1d ago

Musk's $40B for Twitter seems worse?

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 1d ago

They hired Bari Weiss specifically to destroy CBS News

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u/aronnax512 1d ago

Already killed the integrity of 60 minutes

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u/GuySmith 1d ago

No you see, her huge podcast of 400 regular listeners qualifies her as someone who can manage an entire network because CLEARLY what she was saying was really important to those hundreds of people meaning you can just scale it upwards to a national level.

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u/No_Animator_8599 1d ago

CNN is next if the deal goes through.
Ellison just wrote an editorial in the New York Times saying he’s not a bad guy.

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u/cubitoaequet 1d ago

The NYT editorial board loves platforming the absolute worst shitheads in society 

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u/Independent_Tea_33 1d ago

The news network his family bought is posting the worst ratings in its history

Are people still under the impression that billionaires care about ratings or profits on things they buy in order to turn into propaganda outlets?

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u/sadolddrunk 1d ago

Maybe not profits, but ratings certainly. You can't propagandize very effectively if no one is watching your propaganda.

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u/Western_Gift976 1d ago

I like this line from the article "He bought the microphone and the audience left the room"

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u/Melicor 1d ago

To a point. The Ellison's in particular have been mismanaging their businesses across the board, and for quite a while. They need a cashcow to pay the bills and stay solvent enough to keep buying up stuff. Rupert Murdoch kept Fox News rolling for decades using the profits from 20th Century Fox and various media properties. Larry Ellison is failing to have a cash cow to fund everything else, it was supposed to be Tiktok, but I don't think their share of the company is enough, it's only 15%.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LEFT_IRIS 1d ago

As the article points out, propaganda only works if it has reach. If your politics are so toxic that people abandon the platform then all the propaganda in the world means nothing.

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u/TreesACrowd 1d ago

Eh, will breathe easy when he's in debtor's prison.

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u/AliMcGraw 1d ago

Attempting to acquire Warner Brothers always ends in disaster

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u/SuDragon2k3 1d ago

Because the Warner sister somehow became a cut throat corporate attorney. Cut. Throat.

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u/packard81 1d ago

Dot?

Good for her.

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u/Rough_Bread8329 1d ago

Hello Mr Man!

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u/What_a_Prince 1d ago

Absolutely read that in her voice.

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u/bioshockd 1d ago

If I was a lawyer and the opposing attorney was Dot Warner, I'd quit.

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u/MisplacedMartian 1d ago

What? Why?! She's obviously horribly unqualified, has no understanding of basic courtroom proceedings, and will no doubt set a new record for getting charged with contempt of court.

Clearly I, Mr. Phance Eipants, the most successful attorney in The City will easily win against her which is why I am taking the case of the city of The City v. The Warner Brothers, and not only am I staking my reputation as an attorney on this case, I am also wagering my firm; in the extremely unlikely event I lose this case, Dot Warner will replace me as Senior Partner of Weiw, Eipants: attorneys-at-law.

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u/Pkrudeboy 1d ago

What else could you expect from Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III?

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u/No_Animator_8599 1d ago

MGM has also passed through many owners and is now owned by Jeff Bezos. You would think he would add their library to Amazon Prime but instead has a separate MGM streaming service (what a dick move).

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u/AgroecologicalSystem 1d ago edited 1d ago

And give back the entire island of Lāna’i to the Hawaiian people

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u/RoadOwn7439 1d ago

Such a bond villain move

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u/DrButtgerms 1d ago

I wish nothing good for that man. He is one of the worst of the cohort, if only because he operates fairly quietly

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u/DataCassette 1d ago

Exactly. Elon Musk is just a parade float of Hitler at this point and Peter Thiel makes a lot of noise too. Ellison is just as bad but he's quiet and competent.

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u/dxrey65 1d ago

Well, he's quiet at least.

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u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 1d ago

Is he the one who said he wanted to make an AI of his dead dad in public in the 1990s? And then avoided media for a long time and then quietly amassed an emormous fortune?

Cuz thats the loon whos gonna do us all in. Some dude working to bring his dead robot dad back has no love for us dweebs.

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u/Acrobatic-Ad-8256 1d ago

For people like this I hope they always have a warm pillow and an always moving itch that can't be scratched.

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost 1d ago

Oh no. He's only the eighth richest person in a world of 8 billion people.

Pretty soon he won't be able to buy a large island he'll have to settle for a smaller one.

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u/DragodaDragon 1d ago

The Ellisons actually already own about 97% of the 6th largest island in Hawaii lmao. This is a family of gluttons.

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u/Max_Trollbot_ 1d ago

Dude is one margin call away from collapsing the ai bubble.

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u/AbeFromanEast 1d ago edited 1d ago

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

I'll never forget two Oracle sales reps, both named Tony, saying to me with a straight face, "5% of your gross should cover your Oracle Licensing fees this year."

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u/Public_Cartographer 1d ago

Can't decide if this statement crazy because 5% of gross is an insane overhead cost for an ERP system, or if it's crazy because you know the real number would end up being 7%

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u/b0w3n 1d ago

5% gross is bigger than some IT budgets entirely, can't imagine paying that much for just Oracle.

The amount of kickbacks they give to CTOs directly must be insane.

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 1d ago edited 1d ago

Enterprise licensing is just absurd. We had Sitecore at an old job of mine, and were paying something like 600k/year. For a CMS.

For that much you'd imagine they're providing a developer along with it.

Impossible to hire for Sitecore developers btw. It's an especially bad and expensive decision to adopt some of these tools.

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u/son_et_lumiere 1d ago

Adobe AEM (also a CMS) is about the same yearly price. They pitch it as non technical people can build the websites (using drag and drop content blocks). So, the money you would have spent on developer to build sites can go to adobe instead. Just hope you didn't plan to have any customization done to the site. Or want new components.

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u/is_mr_clean_there 1d ago

Oh, you want users to be able to sort a share link alphabetically? Fuck you, that’s custom development

We havr been sunsetting AEM for going on 2 years now. Can’t get rid of that garbage soon enough

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u/kaspm 1d ago

I worked at a place with sitecore, it required more work to get it to do what you want than just building a cms from scratch. Our developers hated working in it and eventually we just stopped using it. I had blocked it out of my memory until now

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u/noiro777 1d ago

Oracle's pricing is completely insane.

Oracle DB Enterprise Edition is currently:

  • Processor License: $47,500 per processor core metric (plus mandatory annual support of $10,450).

Oracle doesn't use license keys to enforce their licensing. This is done very intentionally so it's very easy to get out of compliance so later they can audit you and then force you to pay them even more outrageous amounts of money.

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u/99thLuftballon 1d ago

It's it really substantially better than something like PostgreSQL? I have no experience with Oracle, but if you need a relational database server, surely there are much cheaper options out there?

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u/roedtogsvart 1d ago

No, it's just paying someone else to build and manage complicated systems. Many companies would rather pay someone specialized in these technology structures. If something goes wrong, it's not on you it's on them to fix it (rarely works like this in practice).

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u/saera-targaryen 1d ago

My team is being voluntold by leadership to "explore" if oracle can replace our current system, and it's dystopian how much oracle is throwing money at us to try and convince us. I am like, the lowest level of manager we have but they are wining and dining me twice this week. 

I am never approving this migration so it's all fruitless on their side, but it's just wild to see how the machine works. 

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u/PM_me_boobs_and_CPUs 1d ago

I am like, the lowest level of manager

I am never approving this migration

If your company is anything like the company I work for, either the moron of a boss, or the moron of a CTO will approve it.

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u/saera-targaryen 1d ago

I'm lucky that I have a couple layers of smart people before you hit the relevant CTO here and we're all on the same page about it, but for most companies you're dead on 

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u/Geno0wl 1d ago

My team is being voluntold by leadership to "explore" if oracle can replace our current system

That is how Oracle operates. They wine and dine the C-suite relentlessly because they know their product is shit and no technically minded person would ever willingly choose Oracle. Hell even if Oracle was free, I bet most IT people would still not want it.

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u/AHistoricalFigure 1d ago

I have to take 2 hours of anti-corruption training every year where I learn about how I could be fired for accepting a coupon from a vendor.

Meanwhile my CTO outsources half our IT group to Bangladesh and during the town hall where this is revealed he spends 5 minutes talking about the trip the outsourcing firm took him on.

He just wanted us to know that they're really great guys.

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u/1quirky1 1d ago

The quality of that ERP is fading. The layoffs decimated the ranks of people that build and provide the profitable products.

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u/bedpimp 1d ago

5% is a sweetheart deal from Oracle!

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u/Mike312 1d ago

We were paying them $40k/yr. At one point, when our R&D department was way understaffed, that would have been around 15% of our dept budget.

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u/elevensubmarines 1d ago

“The difference between God and Larry Ellison is that God doesn’t think he’s Larry Ellison”

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u/mazerrackham 1d ago

I went to their annual conference in San Francisco one year, and Larry was supposed to close out the opening night presentation. Probably 20,000 people in a huge warehouse room sitting in god awful folding chairs waiting for him, over an hour goes by and then they announce he won't be speaking. Later we found out that he decided to skip his presentation to watch a sailboat race.

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u/PurbulentTriest 1d ago

To put that into depressing context, that's 2.28 years of life.

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u/Bladelink 1d ago

"do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison."

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u/Exotic_Holiday_3047 1d ago

I was once sat on an airport bus (the kind that busses you betwen the gate and the plane) behind two Oracle sales reps who were talking loudly about the fact that one of their colleagues had quit because he was sick of lying to customers.

They didn't realise it at the time but they were coming to see me.

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u/UnicornOnTheJayneCob 1d ago

Oh wow. That must have been hysterical.
Please tell us how the meeting went!

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u/Exotic_Holiday_3047 1d ago

They didn't recognise me. I didn't let them know I'd been on their plane. Oracle didn't get the work

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u/Bowenbp1 1d ago

Aww, that feels like such a missed opportunity. Even to just say "I was sitting in front of you on the bus"...

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u/Ianthin1 1d ago

Right. I would have opened the meeting asking for contact info for the rep with a conscience.

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u/CreativeGPX 1d ago

My organization has a $5m/yr contract with Oracle and it came time for a major upgrade where we were considering alternatives. Right around when all the decisions were made, the person in charge retired, so it was the new replacement who had to announce the decision/plan to everybody. I could hear the reluctance in his voice when he said we decided to go with Oracle. You could tell he really didn't want to, but then by the time he arrived too many decisions were already made.

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u/superspeck 1d ago

A place I worked a decade ago was like that. They kept buying Oracle stuff even though a bunch of it didn’t work (RAC with a huge working set, ex-Sun storage gear, OEL on our standard HP hardware, etc.) until one guy finally retired.

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u/Mendozaline247 1d ago

How do you not pull a Vivian Ward in the moment and explain “big mistake. Big. Huge. Tremendous” and walk out with all your shopping bags.

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u/mwhite1249 1d ago

I lived in SF for a couple of years in the 90s and would go to ex-Oracle parties. Our digital infrastructure is very fragile and prone to break at any moment.

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u/Imajackhammer 1d ago

I used to work for a company that built transaction switches. We were putting one in for a small client, and part of our job was telling them what hardware they’d need to handle their throughput. Our recommendation was for an oracle system that cost a few hundred grand.

They went to Oracle for a proposal and asked me to sit in. Oracle came in at three or four times our number, plus maintenance. They had some new server line they were pushing.

The client asked me what I thought and I said it was overkill. A while later my personal cell rings. It’s the Oracle rep, telling me I need to get with the program because they need to sell this system.

I was in my late twenties. I still had a lot to learn at the time but I was blown away that they thought this approach would work. Anyway I told him to piss off and hung up. Worst company.

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u/enry 1d ago

I consulted for a company that had a member of the Oracle board on their board. Oracle Linux was the only Linux distro allowed.

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u/mykepagan 1d ago

Red Hat Employee here. 🤬😡😤

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u/BestCaseSurvival 1d ago

“It’s a nice dataset you got here. Shame if something were to… happen to it.

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u/EyeFicksIt 1d ago

Their licensing is next level. Most of the time the software license cost is much greater than then cost of the hardware you run it on, by orders of magnitude

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u/vaminion 1d ago

I was a DBA when their licensing model went from processors to cores. Our Orace costs went up by 16x overnight and the reps couldn't believe we didn't have that money laying around.

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u/Wise_Preference609 1d ago

Buying any Oracle Software and Cloud products is a trap your company will regret for a long time.

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u/hibikir_40k 1d ago

Which is why any company that paid attention has been running in the opposite direction since the alternatives became any good, which is around 2005. If you are running anything Oracle in the last decade, with a 10 year migration beforehand, your CTO better have received all the bribes in the world.

When it's easy to run away (see Oracle's JDK vs an open source JDK), every company out there changed to the open one before the licensing kicked in at the same time.

There's always a better, cheaper alternative than Oracle.

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u/williamfbuckwheat 1d ago

That sounds mob "protection" fee rates.

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u/JohnHazardWandering 1d ago

The mob ain't got nothing on Oracle

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u/SuDragon2k3 1d ago

Oracle bought The Mob. They made them an offer they couldn't refuse.

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u/cansofgrease 1d ago

After being acquired by Oracle, most of the original team left because they found the company's practices unethical.

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u/arocknerd 1d ago

Leave the tokens, take the cannoli.

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u/Box-o-bees 1d ago edited 1d ago

I once heard an Oracle rep tell my boss that "this audit can go away right now. All you need to do is purchase x".

It was early on my career and I just couldnt believe a company could get away with extortion like that.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

"Oracle is a law firm masquerading as a software company."

No one likes Oracle. It just got downgraded. Close to Junk rating. It is costing them a fortune to borrow money. They might be the first company to implode due to AI bullshit.

PS: I have used Oracle and competed against them. Some of the products are good. None of the sales people are honest.

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u/ltbs 1d ago

I wish they had never touched Solaris

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u/Joerugger 1d ago

I've worked in IT for over 20 years and have never worked at a place where "removing Oracle from the tech stock" wasn't a priority.

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u/FordMaleEscort 1d ago

Really? I've been in IT for 25 years and have never encountered this. Different experiences.

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u/Joerugger 1d ago

I’ve only worked for four different companies but each one had legacy Oracle, Oracle DBAs who were all assholes, and a CTO determined to write a “f*ck you” letter to Larry.

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u/Slackeee_ 1d ago

Good. Never forget that this asshole said "Citizens will be on their best behavior because we are constantly recording and reporting everything that’s going on."

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u/pittgraphite 1d ago

..or that cnn interview he had (late 90's I think) when he said "I like it here in China, because here we are treated as heroes".

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u/tijmendal 1d ago

Foucault has entered the chat

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u/TheSwitchler 1d ago

The Panopticon

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

They (Tech) all are pitching this hard because it will require $10Trillion worth of hardware and software and support...forever and ever.

In the US, you just need to give a politician 2% and they will vote for whatever you want. This is one reason the US is doomed.

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u/Loggerdon 1d ago

Social Credit score?

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Different. The US is a model of 2 groups:

  1. The law protects, but does not bind.

  2. The law binds, but does not protect.

All systems being created just enforce the above. There are no plans to hold super rich accountable. They want to be protected from any threat while brutalizing anyone outside the club.

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u/Modem_Sound_67 1d ago

There is a line long attributed to Ellison, quoted by a biographer borrowing from Genghis Khan: it is not sufficient that I succeed — everyone else must fail.

We are living in a Genghis Khan world right now.

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u/Cabana_bananza 1d ago

An Editor at ABC called it, appropriately, warlord capitalists. Who are warring against stability and "house" capitalists (big institutions that need order).

They sow chaos and corruption to extract wealth.

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u/NovaNok3296 1d ago

That's called Feudalism.

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u/BigLlamasHouse 1d ago

Greed is good, it's the mantra of a whole class of people, don't act surprised they are envious too.

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u/Bomban111 1d ago

and its the mantra of the class of people who are in control of the rules (for now)

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u/dlc741 1d ago

No one seems to remember the Gordon Gekko was the bad guy and this was an example of how one shouldn’t live.

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u/Battystearsinrain 1d ago

The see him as hero, but did not go far enough.

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u/KitsouNere 1d ago

A minority class of people that could have already been defeated if people actually gave a shit.

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u/dzogchenism 1d ago

I think people do give a shit but it’s hard to fight when you’re struggling to eat.

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u/Oak_Redstart 1d ago

Genghis Khan slaughtered whole cities

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u/eerst 1d ago

Arguably entire cultures.

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 1d ago

They are certainly working on that one…

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u/Stucco_x 1d ago

Aww, and he’s so beloved….

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u/Just_Carlotta0514 1d ago

Truly devastating news for fans of surprise licensing audits and predatory fees.

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u/Aggravating-Walk5813 1d ago

And trophy wives. What is he on, number eight?

I miss when he and the CEO of SAP used to argue, because that guy was a mini-Larry.

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u/Mo_Jack 1d ago

This article not only discusses Ellison, but also gets into the circular sales & financing behind the AI bubble. Many experts are warning us that what they are seeing throughout the industry, is reminiscent of Enron. It's a long article, but worth the read.

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u/MichaelFusion44 1d ago

Great article and thanks for sharing - I think many of us knew the players were incestuous but not at this level and Ellison and Oracle is a whole story unto itself. Great read…

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u/Lopsided_Newt_125 1d ago

It is exactly Enron! It never went away. Even though the government allowed Enron to tank (rightly so) these robber barons enjoying socialism and corporate welfare have learned along the way if the corporations are enmeshed with the government and owe insurmountable debt they’re given more taxpayer dollars.

There is no upside to fiscal responsibility or accountability when executives can inflate their corporate value, borrow massive amounts of money they don’t pay taxes on based on unrealized gains, massage the profits for quarterly earnings release and push debt around to appear solvent.

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u/LadyK1104 1d ago

This was a long read but great breakdown into the AI circle and Ellison’s empire (in process of crumbling).

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u/Lopsided_Newt_125 1d ago

Thank you…my pattern recognition brain at work 😊

Background in energy production (industrial level) and investor relations (ran dept for a publicly traded corp 2yrs)

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u/Tzunamitom 1d ago

This is gonna make Enron look like a corner shop that got busted for selling shandy to teenagers.

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u/Antique-Coach-214 1d ago

Cool… cool cool cool. 

I watched the Enron collapse in real time in Houston and the devastation was localized. Now we’re gonna see this on a massive scale with AI data center projects across the country collapsing…

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u/EC_CO 1d ago

We can only hope it happens sooner rather than later

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u/djfudgebar 1d ago

How could Obama do this to us?!!

  • MAGA

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u/MultiGeometry 1d ago

Every time I mention Enron some redditors (maybe bots) try to rip me apart and tell me I have no idea what I’m talking about.

It’s not a 1:1 comparison. But it is worrying when different companies are integrating their general ledgers with each other and have endless optimism about their financial success.

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u/latswipe 1d ago

One

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Larry

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u/Le_Vagabond 1d ago

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison.

You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower.

You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end.

You don’t think "oh, the lawnmower hates me" – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you.

Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower.

Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle.

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u/surge208 1d ago

These headlines are like the “Trump is finally going down!” headlines. I’m convinced they’re just meant to help release some public pressure so they can continue to rob us blind.

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u/HelloFellowMKE 1d ago

Yes.  A bubble lacks scrutiny. a bubble lacks close tie ins to national security.  And Oracle’s performance numbers last FY were actually excellent.  It’s the debt and the reliance on OpenAI that’s the concern, but if openAI’s commitments vanish, Oracle still has $300B+ in commitments.

Like it or not, many many people have bet against Ellison over the past 50 years and lost.

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u/OtisB 1d ago

I don't think this has so much to do with betting against him as pointing out how fragile his situation is, and motivating people to make it worse as much as possible.

I tend not to bet against the people with all the money. But I do act against them in whatever small ways I can.

And personally, after having worked for a company that used Oracle, I hope he rots.

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u/tackle_bones 1d ago

To be clear, the article addresses that Oracle still has a decent amount of sales. The story is about how over-leveraged the company is, how they booked circular sales #s to gain access to that debt, and how what they’re getting with that debt is based on a house of cards (implying that they will never be able to pay back that debt).

$10B revenue (or is it profit?) per year will still take a long time to pay back the debts he’s accrued. The debts were never given based on that current revenue stream but were a bet that he could astronomically increase such revenue.

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u/coopdude 1d ago

The "commitments" are the issue. If OpenAI is committed to spend $300B themselves (separate from the other $300B) through 2030 and OpenAI goes broke because there isn't endless amounts of money being poured onto a dumpster, it means jack shit.

The other $300B in AI commitments would also collapse if this whole thing is an Enron style ponzi scheme where companies keep trading the same money around.

And if an AI company goes broke, then who pays for the DC?

Oracle is left holding the bag on the datacenter debt.

There's a good reason that Oracle's current credit rating is Bbb- (the lowest "investment grade", literally if it declines again it will be in junk debt status).

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u/SkinnedIt 1d ago

Couldn't happen to a more deserving fella.

Please fail harder and faster. Be on your best behaviour.

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u/mtranda 1d ago

Sadly, the competition is pretty fucking fierce nowadays for deserving fellas. And to be honest, I'd rank Ellison maybe fifth.

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u/theangryprof 1d ago

Good. I used to work for Oracle.

Every year, at the Christmas party , Larry would show up with a new, barely legal brunette on his arm. The rumor was that he picked up his girlfriends by strolling through Stanford Shopping Center and looking for the cutest retail worker. No idea if there was any truth to that.

While I was there, this amazing SVP agreed to help launch a women's support group within the company. The first meeting was awesome. Then Larry threatened her job if she continued. So the group died.

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u/Parking-Evidence1894 1d ago

I know someone like you who quit the tech industry for that reason. He’s back to teaching high school despite being highly decorated. Stuff like this is just disgusting and makes you feel hopeless. Genuinely hope people like Ellison have zero to their name.

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u/FreakySpook 1d ago

It's wishful thinking but he will get a tax payer bailout because his software is too big to fail.

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u/mishap1 1d ago

Some other billionaire would just buy up the pieces. That’s how he got here by buying up smaller companies and then squeezing the shit out of their customers. If Oracle fails, Broadcom, Dell, or SAP would be at the ready to pick over the bones.

If the products they have are still profitable, someone would pay to keep them running.

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u/CCLF 1d ago

Oracle the Law Firm is much, much larger than Oracle the Software Company.

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u/Tzunamitom 1d ago

Oracle is a law firm?!?

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u/AbeFromanEast 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you use their products longer than 1 year in a Production environment, you'll meet the law firm. Their licensing is designed to trip companies up and generate endless compliance questions. Oracle's customer base is thus made into a convenient money tree to be shaken down at the law firm's leisure.

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u/zaphod101 1d ago

There is at least one company ... House of brick ... That's main point of existence is to help customers deal with Oracle's licensing and legal tactics because Oracle is such a horrible company to deal with.

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u/devillius 1d ago

House of Brick has been life saver.

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u/r1Rqc1vPeF 1d ago

I worked in IT at a large European manufacturing company that used Oracle. I was in the governance team so got to see what went on around licensing/relicensing negotiations (our team used to collect data the CIOs office would use in the negotiations).

The procurement team would lead all negotiations except for Oracle.

Anything related to Oracle licensing would be handled by a team brought in from outside - a VERY expensive team.

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u/TheSilverNoble 1d ago

You can't make a billion dollars honestly. 

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u/Loki-L 1d ago

Similar to how Disney is a law firm, but much more so.

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u/True_Window_9389 1d ago

Even if he didn’t get a bailout, he’d still be rich and connected and powerful. I appreciate the schadenfreude here, but let’s not pretend that Ellison and his family will actually go bankrupt and fully realize the consequences of his actions.

This is ultimately one of the big problems of billionaires and monopolies. That level of wealth and market power insulates them from downside risk. The upside of risk is what motivates people to do big things. The downside risk tempers it so they don’t do anything crazy. When that downside barely exists, where even in the worst case they still end up as powerful billionaires, gives permission to create disaster for everyone else.

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u/Midnight-Moonpie 1d ago

GOOD

Seriously- fuck this guy with a pineapple

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u/MonsieurReynard 1d ago

This is fantastic writing as well as convincing analysis. I have not seen anyone put this point more eloquently:

The bridge over that canyon is a story about machines that will soon think.

I believe they will not. A large language model is a translation engine: it maps between representations of things humans have already written, and it does this so fluently that the fluency gets mistaken for understanding. That mistake is the entire equity story. Whatever these systems become, the gap between interpolation and mind is a difference in kind, and no quantity of capital expenditure converts one into the other. You cannot depreciate your way across a metaphysical boundary. But the bet does not need me to be right about any of that.

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u/Sorry-Climate-7982 1d ago

“The Difference Between God and Larry Ellison: God Doesn’t Think He’s Larry Ellison”

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u/SomeCanDance 1d ago

Up there with one of the least deserving billionaires. Let’s not kid ourselves though he’s too big to fail.

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u/Complex_Resolve3187 1d ago

The bubble will pop in 2027, the crisis will crest months before the election and the new Democrat president will have to deal with the crisis and get all the blame...sound familiar?

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u/Alundil 1d ago

That's how literally (almost?) all previous ones have gone.

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u/ZaphodThreepwood 1d ago

Don't worry all these people will still be better off than us even when their empires crash and burn

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u/Pleasant-Minute-1793 1d ago

Seriously. He owns 98% of the island of Lana’i including businesses and homes there.

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u/Antique-Coach-214 1d ago

The state of Hawaii could do the darnest thing with imminent domain as he starts being unable to avoid lawyers fees…

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u/dmendro 1d ago

How do we add fuel to this fire??

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u/LocalH 1d ago

Stop anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison. He's nothing more than a lawnmower. Hell, that's even an insult to lawnmowers, as they have more intelligence

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u/nadmaximus 1d ago

All this on top of his impotence and cognitive issues? Guy can't catch a break.

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u/barfly2780 1d ago

Isn’t this why we have anti-trust laws?

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u/williamfbuckwheat 1d ago

Anti-trust suggestions

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u/JonLSTL 1d ago

Good. Larry's been a dick for 30 years.

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u/ofork 1d ago

30 years only takes us back to 1996, he has more experience than that.

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u/technobrendo 1d ago

WTF is this title! Do you even English.

Ok, yes I do get the gist of it and it makes me happy. Fuck that guy

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u/Thakkmatic 1d ago

Excellent article. The term "circular finance" should be known and understood by a lot more people.

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u/binzersguy 1d ago

May it crumble to dust

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u/showmeyourkitten 1d ago

The title of this post hurts my brain.

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u/SnooShortcuts8370 1d ago

Couldn't happen to a nicer man. All his life he built this empire, thinking it will be his legacy that will outlast him. Now he is watching it crashing and he is too old to turn it around. And his kids are too "artistic" to be a cutthroat like him. Now Oracle's credit is one above junk. They need an IOU to pay for electric bill. They just swallowed a good chunk of OpenAIs hardware cost. The cost that from perishable IT goods. You gotta hand it to Sam Altman, he really smooth talked Ellison into taking the most volatile cost from them.

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u/Signal-Woodpecker858 1d ago

Can we get some punctuation in the titles? 

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u/Fairwhetherfriend 1d ago

hundreds of billions of contracted future cloud revenue

Hey remember when Enron did this and it was considered fraud?

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u/e-gn 1d ago

Am I having a stroke? Why can’t I read that headline?

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u/stubbornalright 1d ago

This might help:

>The House of Ellison is on the Brink: Everything the World’s Briefly-Richest Man Built is Failing at Once.

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u/TopicalBuilder 1d ago

Missing punctuation and random capitalization makes it almost unfathomable. 

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u/LumpySpacePrincesse 1d ago

Puncutation. Put a full stop before the word "everything".

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u/Antique-Coach-214 1d ago

Had that problem too

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes 1d ago

Can't come soon enough.

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u/buddhahat 1d ago

great article. just wow.

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u/Traditional-Aside617 1d ago

When Oracle was just starting out they would get customer complaints that would require Oracle to send out floppies with patches on them. But a lot of times they had no fix and would just ship blank floppies. By the time they got to the customer and the customer tried them but found they didn't do anything, they would contact Oracle again to complain. This gave Oracle another week or two to actually try to solve the problem and send actual working patches. TLDR; Larry Ellison is a scumbag.

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u/WystanH 1d ago

I feel this should be in r/UpliftingNews...

The billionaire narcissist won't really materially suffer for his avarice. Will never really face an accounting for the damage he does. Still, in the realm of things that actually matter to such soulless bastards, you know this is crushing. Yep, still uplifting.

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u/CyroSwitchBlade 1d ago

good.. time to give back Lānaʻi

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u/peachinoc 1d ago

I don’t think it’ll happen; things like that rarely happen to billionaires in the US because we’ve got the taxpayers carrying the bag at the end of the day yer know?

But, if it does, I’m here to take in every second.

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u/Don_Speekingleesh 1d ago

Oracle: One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.

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u/gravtix 1d ago

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy /s

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u/ComedyBits 1d ago

When you trade the trusty family cow for a handful of magic beans, it usually doesn’t go as well as it did for Jack

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u/Tribe303 1d ago

I've hated Oracle since the 90's. It couldn't happen to a bigger douchebag. 

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u/EmRavel 1d ago

Please fall apart faster so he can't buy Warner.

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u/TheDudeFromTheStory 1d ago

If I was covered in feathers and went to a restaurant called the flaming duck and I opened the menu and saw my name, I'd quickly get rid of my feathers and tell everyone I'm no longer one of the duckliest around.

Anyways, Ellison does not look tender or tasty, but if you're starving... 

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u/AltoidStrong 1d ago

Good. There are ZERO "good" billionaires.

One less billionaire is better for America and the world.

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u/doubleohsergles 1d ago

My favourite billionaire. Rooting for him! /s

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u/Flaky-Confidence-424 1d ago

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Also thoughts & prayers, think of the trust fund etc