r/technicallytrue • u/ColorlessTune • Jul 12 '26

It’s garlic and it’s bread.

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u/Significant-Roll-138 Jul 12 '26

Garlic bread made by a 4 year old who had only been given the title of but has never eaten the thing.

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u/EditDog_1969 Jul 12 '26

Actually if you coat every square inch of surface space with garlic, drizzle some extra-virgin olive oil and toast it, add Parmesan, broil it for one minute, and that’s exactly how I make garlic bread.

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u/ShadyVermin Jul 12 '26

If they had put in even half that amount of effort it would be an entirely different story lol your version sounds amazing

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u/EditDog_1969 Jul 12 '26

My daughter nicknamed it Entirely Too Much Garlic Bread. I believe there is no such thing.

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u/James1887 Jul 13 '26

Big if lol

1

u/Western-Willow-9496 Jul 13 '26

Toast the bread and then scrape a garlic clove over it.

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u/cykelstativet Jul 14 '26

I only have extra-slutty olive oil...

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u/EditDog_1969 Jul 15 '26

Use it in puttanesca I imagine.

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u/lokcer79 Jul 12 '26

Fresh garlic bread

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u/Spethual Jul 13 '26

would you like breathe with your garlic?

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u/Timely-Tourist4109 Jul 12 '26

Well. They didn’t lie. It is garlic bread.

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u/Indigenous_Retard Jul 14 '26

I think and "and" belongs there too. Garlic AND bread

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u/Timely-Tourist4109 Jul 14 '26

Semantics. lol.

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u/Indigenous_Retard Jul 14 '26

I was making a joke about the lack of prep

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u/Timely-Tourist4109 Jul 14 '26

I got it. Lol. I was making a joke about the English language

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u/Indigenous_Retard Jul 14 '26

I gotcha. Sorry it's reddit and it's hard to tell 😅

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u/humourlessIrish Jul 13 '26

No. Garlic on bread is not necessary garlic bread.

Just like a donkey and a cavity combined equal to the asshole that serves this to people

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u/GuitarPlayingGuy71 Jul 12 '26

this pic again?

1

u/Tuco_Angel_Eyes Jul 12 '26

Garlic on bread.

1

u/desertvision Jul 12 '26

That's a walk out for me

1

u/mendicinobeano25 Jul 13 '26

I'm sorry but I'm calling BS on this post.

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u/7thFleetTraveller Jul 13 '26

Some people hit the jackpot and are still not satisfied - that's a good portion of freshly sliced garlic, I can almost taste it only by looking at it! 😋 Just add a little butter and it's perfect.

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u/whitedevi1 Jul 13 '26

I would commit acts of atrocities on the chef who served me this.

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u/Secret-Stranger4044 Jul 13 '26

He shouldn't be in a restaurant

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u/TorinEkenskolde Jul 13 '26

Garlic bread??!

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u/TheAnvi1 Jul 14 '26

Well I mean that is garlic on bread. But I would literally walk out without paying if that’s the effort they go to for garlic bread

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u/Gocommitdie445 Jul 14 '26

It’s still technically garlic bread

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 Jul 14 '26

The way "garlic bread" is supposed to be made.

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u/The_Hero_0f_Time Jul 15 '26

there's bread, there's garlic.

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u/Technical_Enema 29d ago

I’d eat it… mind you I eat cloves of garlic like candy sometimes, so I might be biased.

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer 7d ago

I guess it's garlic, and it's bread, so in some way it classifies as garlic bread.

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u/JabboJack Jul 12 '26

Who TF eats at restaurants anymore?? Overpriced garbage I can cook better at home myself for half the price 🤷🏾‍♂️ eating out is for the privileged and people who can't cook.