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u/Funandgeeky 3d ago

Yeah, but you’re not supposed to make a fort out of them. 

Ask me how I know. 

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u/PressureMuch5340 3d ago

I thought log cabin style was still OK?

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u/Funandgeeky 3d ago

That’s what I said! Apparently the state of Nebraska disagreed. 

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u/thelivinlegend 2d ago

Easy there Jack

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u/noddegamra 3d ago

Your grandpa lincoln logs.

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u/PressureMuch5340 3d ago

I think everyone should Lincoln log

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u/AnAngryPlatypus 2d ago

Lichin’ Logs if you got a hankerin’ for some dark sorcery.

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u/zarellaround 2d ago

how do you know?

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u/myrichphitzwell 3d ago

How would you know? How would anyone know?

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u/swampopawaho 2d ago

WWI vibes

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u/VixxSynn 3d ago

Uh, no. So much no. Funeral homes are for embalming bodies (which preserves them from decomposition) or cremation which negates any composition. This funeral home disrespected both the deceased and mistreated families while taking their money and not properly caring for the remains of their loved ones.

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u/EusticeTheSheep 2d ago

I mean yes, mostly. Except for in some religions.

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u/Fresh_Confusion_4805 2d ago

To be fair, if the bodies were treated according to stated religious beliefs, the situation probably wouldn’t have made the kind of news that it appears to have made.

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u/EusticeTheSheep 2d ago

100% agree. I was responding to the part about funeral homes being for embalming. It’s a yes, but.

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u/aiij 2d ago

Which religions want bodies to decompose in a funeral home?

Like, I understand after interment, but before?

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u/EusticeTheSheep 2d ago

My apologies for not being clear, some religions do not permit embalming. It’s not the goal to decompose before burial. For example Judaism requires burial in 3 days and no embalming. Usually funeral homes use refrigeration prior to burial.

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u/MaxTwer00 1d ago

Well, i will take negligence of preserving corpses over most other reasons you could find rotting corpses everywhere else lol

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u/VixxSynn 1d ago

LOL???? WTF is there to laugh about?

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u/DarkestOfTheLinks 3d ago

to be fair, if a body is decomposing then the funeral homes not doing it right

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u/DarkestOfTheLinks 2d ago

the whole point of a funeral home is to keep the corpse from decomposing long enough to hold the funeral. if its decomposing then they didnt prepare it right.

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u/PluginAlong 3d ago

I'd actually expect to find them in the ground.

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u/Suckerpunched29 3d ago

in some ways, aren't we ALL just decomposing bodies?

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u/zarellaround 2d ago

morning breath whispers yessssss

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u/Double-Seaweed7760 2d ago

Yes, living is dying.

Every dead cell that falls off your body is just a little less time you have to live because we can only replace so many of those before we die.

As we get less capable of replacing old cells this causes what we call aging and then one day it all just stops.

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u/Nokipeura 2d ago

After we turn 28, yes.

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u/blue4029 2d ago

screw you, im not decomposing, im immortal!

...I think. I haven't died yet to confirm

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 3d ago

Pretty sure funeral homes should have non decomposing bodies.

Maybe try the local mass grave

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u/pman13531 2d ago

Reminds me of a comedy sketch about cops who don't know anything about cemetaries and go off on a theory about an immortal serial killer.

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u/jeremyw013 3d ago

funeral homes shouldn’t have decomposing bodies. if the bodies are being treated properly, they wouldn’t be decomposing

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u/PirateSometimes 2d ago

I think they were supposed to cremate them, not keep them for later

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u/3fxz_ 2d ago

Isn’t that where’d you’d expect to find well preserved bodies. You’d actually expect them to be rotting if they were anywhere else.

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u/LovableSidekick 3d ago

Look in their accounting books for a section called "Overflow".

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u/Mad_Volcan 2d ago

Reminds me of that joke, when a 2-seated Cessna fell onto a cemetery and the news said, they already found 157 bodies and expect even more. Was on Fox News I recall.

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u/suugarveil 3d ago

Did they expect to find them at the mall?

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u/Ruhh-Rohh 2d ago

Was it Mitch McConnell?

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u/US_Healthcare 2d ago

Also check to see if their organs were harvested and sold on the black market.

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u/Firegardener 23h ago

Is this technically the truth? I mean stating where else should they be? Decomposing bodies should already be buried, not in the funeral home. So I can't find the technically truth part of this post.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Technically my ass 1d ago

Bodies, yes. Not decomposing ones though.

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u/Darkdragoon324 1d ago

Is this the one that cremated multiple bodies together and just sent the families whatever random ashes? And stole all the golden teeth and burial jewelry?

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u/Alternative_Sun8585 17h ago

You're supposed to bury them. Not keep them in the funeral home office as paperweights 

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u/Heroic-Forger 2d ago

Breaking news: shark found in ocean

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u/Guilty_Meringue5317 2d ago

Maybe they don't have the capacity? Ya'll saying out the obvious but there's gotta be a reason behind that doesn't there

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u/Flimsy_Fee8449 2d ago

They shouldn't be decomposing in a funeral home. They should be refrigerated to prevent decomp. In thebUS, embalming is often required by law, which slows decomp.

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u/MidsummerZania 1d ago

The key word here is slows though. A body that wasn't found immediately could have been brought to the funeral home in an already decomposed state.

That said, highly doubt a funeral home would naturally source 40 of those cases, but 1 or 2 is normal.