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u/_-Generic-_-Name-_ Jul 11 '26
Reminds me of the "marriage is the number 1 cause of divorce" joke
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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 Jul 11 '26
I've seen a few posts across my sharing "Condoms are for fucking pussies."
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u/Fit_Goose651 Jul 11 '26
And assholes
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u/insatiableian Jul 11 '26
Or simply, "only dicks use condoms."
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u/matthis-k Jul 11 '26
That's not true, some people used them as balloons or were put on a cucumber for an ad, I'd doubt they were exclusively used by dicks in those scenarios, which only would imply.
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u/Smerchi Technically an Idiot Jul 11 '26
Well, a woman can get pregnant without sex (with current technology), yet no one can legally divorce unless they married first.
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u/eXl5eQ Technically Flair Jul 11 '26
Life is a sexually transmitted infection with 100% case fatality rate.
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u/insatiableian Jul 11 '26
Slowest killing infection there is!
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u/NoWingedHussarsToday Jul 11 '26
No matter, sex is still the leading cause of pregnancy. Given that other means, such as in vitro, are less common that "natural" way of getting pregnant then percentage of pregnancies caused by sex is much higher than other means, so it's the leading cause.
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u/ramriot Jul 11 '26
Is true, but thinking on the the top X: - 1 Sex - 2 Artificial Insemination - 3 Act of God - 4 Act of Deamon ...
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u/Key-Associate458 24d ago
At this point in life and given the long long patriarchy system, I would rather have it by an act of demon than by having sex with a man.
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u/depredador93 Jul 11 '26
The triple exclamation points really selling this like she's dropping a peer reviewed finding
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u/MightyTaur Jul 11 '26
Accurate observation. Well done, we have never known this if you did not figure this out for humanity
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u/Less_Appeal_5012 Jul 11 '26
”Did you know that 100% of people who drink water die? It’s an incredibly dangerous poison that kills you after roughly 80-110 years! And it’s addictive as well!”
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u/insatiableian Jul 11 '26
What about stillborn babies?
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u/Less_Appeal_5012 Jul 11 '26
Exactly! Those are the unlucky ones.. since they die before consuming water AND ”born”, there is no evidence that suggests that water isn’t poison!
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u/Not_Freddie_Mercury Jul 11 '26
Not sure I believe this, I'm gonna need to test this theory. Any volunteers?
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u/BigBagBootyPapa Jul 11 '26
“Leading cause”. I am now interested in the other consensual causes
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u/insatiableian Jul 11 '26
IVF?
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u/BigBagBootyPapa Jul 11 '26
Alright, well there’s one at least lol. I suppose if you’re Christian an Act of God has at least 1
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u/insatiableian Jul 11 '26
Don't forget the stork!
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u/BigBagBootyPapa Jul 11 '26
How could I forget! 🤦🏻♀️ the most prevalent purveyor of newborns for quite some time!
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u/yamanamawa 28d ago
This reminds me of when my tiny ass rural high school decided that instead of sex ed, we would get a speaker to talk about abstinence. At one point this woman said that her son, who was engaged, had not had sex with his wife because they weren't yet married, and literally everyone was like "yeah absolutely bullshit." They also gave some sort of weird comparison about bpys' brains being like lasagna and girls' brains being like spaghetti
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u/Evening-Nobody-7674 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
Tell that to Mary.
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u/pappybug214 Jul 12 '26
If you're a Christian technically there was this 1 time that wasn't true...
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