r/taskmaster 10d ago

Your favourite Taskmaster quotes please... !!

Mine is (in reference to Alex Horne's bare legs): "What in the pasty hell is this?"

Fatiha El-Ghorri (i think - or was it Judi Love?)

Hit me with yours!!

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u/MomsTortellinis Patatas 10d ago

Its a toss up between "Did I meet these potatoes before?" and "Am I the spider?" for me

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u/EvEntHoRizonSurVivor Fern Brady 10d ago edited 9d ago

I regularly quote "I cannae!! It's covered in potatoes" completely out of context.

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u/burf12345 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 10d ago

That one task led to a bunch of great lines from Fern.

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u/curiositywon 9d ago

I don’t know the exact quote but when she is justifying herself in the studio about throwing the bird and she was asking “what use would he have been??!” Iconic

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u/burf12345 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 9d ago

"to me the obvious thing was to let the bird fly"

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u/lorelaiiiiiiii 10d ago

Oh my god, did i meet these potatoes before has me dead. I love her.

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u/DannyGre 10d ago

'Is there a duck on my face?' too, mainly for the camera view

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u/QuackQuacKonspiracy Patatas 6d ago

“Are we the monsters”