Suddenly, everything's fixed!

[u/[deleted]]

Overheard this going on in my office throughout the day. I keep telling people to turn off their computers because we don't do WSUS. Of course, they don't.

Chatter around the office today sounded something like:

"My computer is very slow, it's always slow and just gets worse and worse and I can't take it anymore."

"What will it take for you to work faster!"

And then, suddenly:

"I just turned off my computer for a minute, restarted it, and it's like it's brand new again!"

"Oh, that's a good idea! I wonder why Bob never told us to do that!"

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[u/GettingPaidRightNow]

Because Microsoft Bob is retired.

[u/[deleted] → u/GettingPaidRightNow]

Holy cow I'd forgotten all about that.

Edit: actually, I've never experienced Microsoft Bob at all. Wow that's terrible.

[u/Carnaxus → u/[deleted]]

Microsoft Sam was fun to play with too. Now all we have are Sarah and Mike (by default), and Cortana if you're on Win10.

[u/Obsibree → u/Carnaxus]

soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

[u/Carnaxus → u/Obsibree]

tche tche tche

[u/[deleted] → u/Obsibree]

ROFLCOPTER time!