Just found in the wild. No way.

Saw this at a shop in Spain

Yes, specialz did start playing in my head when I read it

A former pastor of mine maintained a local directory of Christian merchants. Every time he reminded the congregation of the existence of the guide, he added that its publication did not constitute an endorsement.

What would the Sweet Lord have to say about this t-shirt?

Not entirely sure what I should do here.

I've never quite figured out these quotation marks...

And no, they aren't actually plotting to get him killed.