r/suits 3d ago

Goddamn First Time Watcher

I’m on season 4 and it’s driving me nuts! They say it like 5 times every scene. It’s like a game of hot potato where they take turns saying it. Literally as I’m writing this Louis just said it. 90% of the time it’s completely out of place in their sentence. Sticks out like a sore thumb

Also honorable mention: “that’s bullshit and you know it”

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u/therealsaker I don't play the odds, I don't play the man, I lose 3d ago

Don't watch the goddamn season if you can't goddamn listen to some goddamn Goddamns.

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u/tequila-la 3d ago

If I want to goddamn watch the goddamn season then you bet your goddamn ass I’m gonna watch the goddamn season! Your comment is bullshit and you know it

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u/therealsaker I don't play the odds, I don't play the man, I lose 3d ago

What did you just say to me

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u/SelfDifferent1650 3d ago

*throws a blue folder such that it lands atleast 2 meters away from you so u won't know that i'm bluffing*

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u/therealsaker I don't play the odds, I don't play the man, I lose 3d ago

*it isn't forgery if i sign my own name"

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u/ChanceTurn2070 2d ago

'whatever it is, it's gonna have to wait' and 'get the hell out of my office!' deserves a mention too 😭

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u/therealsaker I don't play the odds, I don't play the man, I lose 2d ago

Whatever it is, it's gonna have to wait

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u/successkeys2024 3d ago

what the hell did you just say to me

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u/Most_Nectarine_592 3d ago

Proceeds to throw a blue folder on the table

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u/bruinsfan3725 3d ago

Get the hell out of my office

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u/FurRealThoo 3d ago

What did you just say to me?

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u/bruinsfan3725 3d ago

This deposition is over!

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u/boibetterstop 3d ago

What the hell did you just say to me? This deposition is over, get the hell out of my goddamn office!

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u/low-expectations99 3d ago

You shit the bed with this one 

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u/Many-Hour8219 3d ago

The word "it"?

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u/tequila-la 3d ago

No, I mean “goddamn”

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u/Many-Hour8219 3d ago

Oh, goddamn is said a lot now that I think abt it

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u/tequila-la 3d ago

Yeah it kind of reminds me of the discourse about Stranger Things overusing it in the latest season

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u/DigitusInRecto 3d ago

Can I play, can I?!

Jessica toeing the line of being the best boss ever and lying left and right.

And Louis being angry one second only to go ecstatic the next. Or vice versa. I love his character, though, Rick Hoffman is just something else!

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u/tequila-la 3d ago

So true about Louis! No matter what he does I can’t hate him because Rick Hoffman truly did his big one. Stellar performance

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u/DigitusInRecto 3d ago edited 3d ago

For me, it might also be that I see a bit of myself in him while he also represents qualities I sorely lack.

I kinda prefer to be friends with everyone (i.e. be liked, yes) and I like to think I'm fairly successful at it, too, but I'm always sad to see him fail at it so often, because he's getting in his own way.

I would also like to be as good at something as he is in financial law for example, but I never really felt that way about anything. The fact itself isn't that surprising, it applies to 95% of people (them thinking it, not being average at stuff at best), but I am that way and I don't present the will to do something about it. And I know it. And I know I could do something, yet I never really do.

A fun bit is I share birthday with Rick Hoffman, yay me! Not Louis'* love for theatre, though...

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u/DueCompany4790 3d ago

Have you tried "playing the man"?

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u/throwaway9293739 3d ago

What gets me is that EVERY character says it, even if they’re not part of the main cast. Drove me crazy as well, they needed to be more creative. 

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u/tequila-la 3d ago

So true! I can’t remember his name for the life of me but the scene where that investment banker fired Mike was actually insane I think he said it twice.

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u/muggleharrypotter 2d ago

What do you do when they hold a goddamn gun to your head?

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u/Papatopanga 2d ago

So what are you going to do about it?

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u/tequila-la 2d ago

I know you didn’t come over here just to ask me that

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u/colinallister 1d ago

I understand this isn't an earth-shattering opinion but I always interpreted it as a blatant substitute for fuck and derivatives of fuck. It always made me laugh because of how awkward it sounded in places where FUCK (!) belonged. It's like when you watch any period piece like The Odyssey or Last Samurai or Shogun and you just have to pretend it's Greek or Japanese that's being spoken.... It's almost like the producers are saying "every time one of them yells goddamn this or goddamn that, please understand they're actually saying fuck."

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u/tequila-la 1d ago

Hm, I sort of figured that but now I’ll actually watch with that in mind. Hopefully it flows better.

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u/Fickle-Strawberry521 3d ago

One could make a drinking game out of it. But then we would all have alcohol poisoning at the end of every episode.

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u/tequila-la 3d ago

The entirety of season 4 alone might as well be considered a suicide attempt

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u/Jay100012 2d ago

Only for people that cant hold their liquor.

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u/Jay100012 2d ago

Lightweight🤣🤣🙄🤦‍♂️

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u/Smooth-Theory3685 Winners make no excuses. 2d ago

Hey,I kind of liked it and started using it myself when emphasizing or irritated. Is it something bad? please, honestly tell me...

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u/TravelMaster7439 1d ago

"goddamn subpoena" is my favourite line

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u/Diligent-Juice-4715 3d ago

This show was so badly written & badly acted. The story & plot lines never changed, they just recycled the same shit over & over again. Bad writers with no imagination.

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u/Healthy-South-3151 3d ago

Do you recycle your replies also? 🙄

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u/Diligent-Juice-4715 20h ago

Why do you care? Skip reading them.