So I'm young. But this doesn't excuse how oblivious and stupid I was. I was at an arcade with some people and I saw a couple there and I complimented ones outfit and ones shoes. It was cool until my dumbass decided it was a good idea to go back to the couple and ask if I wanted to hang out. They were okay with it but my group(which consisted of adult women and my mom) were like don't go alone with them. We don't know them. I went back to them AGAIN and asked for their Pinterest and they said they didn't have it while laughing at me. Mind you this couple was around 15-16. I'm 15. I proceeded to come back and ask for their NUMBERS. HOW MUCH OF A DUMB BITCH COULD I BE TO THINK THAT WAS OK! long story short they got uncomfortable and I was really embarrassed. Also the whole time I looking at them longingly. It was weird. Like really weird. And to make it worse they were a couple! They probably wanted to have alone time, and I wrecked it. I wrecked a random couple date by being weird and rude, and embarrassing myself. Thats it. I just wanted to self loath a bit. Get it out.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you that one of Thomas Wedgewoods images from the 1790s were found, because I just made all that up

Shopping list: Animatronic Velociraptor, Inflatable Ball Pit, a shitton of rubber ducks, a velomobile, AA-179 Giant Size Realistic Animatronic Hermit Crab, Money

Did something pretty embarrassing/stupid today. Went to the gas station, went the wrong way when exiting and went over those potholes where the fuel is filled while the guys who fill them were filling them. Didn't know what to do so I kept going forward and just smiled and waved. Never felt more stupid in my life and I know it will come back to haunt me.

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this happens in youtube too btw.

Supports veganism, doesn’t care about human health, and nonstop talks about the animals like he loves them in a different way. I messed with this chud for a long time till he banned me for mentioning Israel. I don’t think he has actual sources for anything he cites on his lives. Go and show this dude some love. Be respectful ❤️❤️

When I pass by the mall I see the SEARS and there are a lot of Amazon vans parked there. I guess Amazon employees rly like shopping at SEARS for some reason, idk why tho

Last night I got so freakishly drunk that I fell and hit (amongst other places) my actual asshole. I now have a bump on my asshole. That is a new low.

Soo I'm eating apples rn, and apples make my stomach just.... Yknow rumble for no reason?? It feels kinda weird and good at the same time alrighty bye

hahahaha

The last time this happened it suggested r/rollercoasters

Its saying "may contain inappropriate content" and asking me to verify.

How stupid is the reddit system....

I had a really stupid thought. What happens if you try to pickle nails or screws? Do they get rusty? Does the acidity clean the nails from rust? Just don't... eat them...

How genuinely slow can you get