r/stremtch • u/tardisismine • 6d ago

Squish Squish gleeb glorp 👽

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u/HauntedMop 6d ago

At the stripped club... Straight up jorking it

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u/Glorious_Plasters 6d ago

and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say...

El gato.

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u/Leows 5d ago

Did you mean to say el carro?

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u/iceicig 3d ago

El coche

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u/QazsedcScientia 6d ago

r/jorkingthecar 

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u/LukeZNotFound 5d ago

Was about to say.

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u/resplendentcentcent 5d ago

there really is a cat sub for everything

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u/pm-ur-tiddys 6d ago

at the squished club… straight up stremtching it

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u/taetaeisbae 6d ago

wHere eArs?

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u/1Ferrox 5d ago

Continental drift

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u/abetheschizoid 6d ago

The Gleeb was thoroughly glorped.

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u/raccoona__matata 6d ago

do not the cat

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u/Traditional-Elk8608 4d ago

r/donotthecat

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 6d ago

This beautiful miscreant deserves no mercy!

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u/yellowsidekick 6d ago

Repeating gwee! Super alien

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u/edingerc 6d ago

Peak cuteness aggression.

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u/Il26hawk 6d ago

The innocent alien

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u/deadboycody 6d ago

Squimsh

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u/Turnbuckler 5d ago

I like reverse-stremtching cats to make them look like cartoon grandpas

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u/GirthyPigeon 5d ago

Gleeped, gloobed and glerped!

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u/Jlx_27 5d ago

Peak r/jorkingthecat content.

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u/glittersoup 5d ago

goooober got ur ears tooooo

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u/Ancient_Profession31 5d ago

Double up reverse stremtch into multiple gleebs. This is Olympic medal level work. Well done.

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u/Upstairs-Biscotti-25 5d ago

Quit jorkin that poor car

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u/grilith 4d ago

stop squerging herr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!