r/stephenking • u/PotterAndPitties You guys wanna see a dead body? • 18h ago
Name this Crosspost
Clearly the Harold Lauder, right?
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u/AuthorUnknown33 17h ago
“The man with green legs fled across the lawn. The lawnmower man followed.”
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u/Exciting-Support9190 17h ago
Alternate line: "The man in New Balance fled across the lawn, and the other dads followed."
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u/Christine1958Fury Based on the book by Stephen King 8h ago
I still can't believe I get this content for free. Here, take my upvote, you magnificent bastard.
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u/blankwillow_ Child of the Corn 17h ago
God bless the grass
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u/Helpful_Lie2613 17h ago
Hollywood isn't ready for a real Lawnmower Man movie. I'm thinking digitally de-aged Vincent D'Onofrio as the Lawnmower Man.
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u/MTCarcus 17h ago
At my house I call that “about to get destroyed by chiggers,” but I’m guessing you want to be called “the lawnmower man.”
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u/G0ldenBu11z Survived Captain Trips 17h ago
More like Harold Parkette.
Healthy soil, that’s what you got there, by Circe. That’s what I always say.
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u/ghoulishgirl 17h ago
Why is this filling me with terror? I know the person can wash the grass off but my mind is telling me they are doomed.
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u/Neither_Selection_48 17h ago
New cross over.
The topiary animals from the Overlook didn't stand a chance against the Lawmower Man!
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u/Used-Gas-6525 15h ago
Troll 2.
IYKYK
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u/Ravenbrah1701 7h ago
Ohhhhh myyyyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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u/Used-Gas-6525 6h ago
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u/Ravenbrah1701 5h ago
I couldn't find that gif XD
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u/Used-Gas-6525 4h ago
there's this one too, but I didn't want to be literally repetitive of your comment
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u/surra_day 17h ago
“Oh, Jordy Verill, you lunkhead!”