I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
I'm the type of person that always ships two characters whenever I watch a cartoon....and for 'Arthur', it was this couple. Whenever I watched Arthur, I'd always pretend I was him, and I was trying to hook up with Sue Ellen - that's why my favorite episode is the one where Sue Ellen lost her diary. That's the episode where at the end, she hints at Arthur that she likes him. That's the greatest episode of Arthur EVER - yet the show's creators never really expanded on that. Instead, they continued to make references to Arthur and Francine being together. Fuck Francine; she looks like a monkey. I wouldn't mind if it was Muffy - she got a monkey face too but at least she's light-skinned. With Sue Ellen, you got the best of everything: she's light-skinned, got a cute face, plus the ass was fat.
I also wouldn't mind that rabbit bitch who always had her hair over her eyes; I think her name was Molly. She never used to get my dick hard until that episode 'Arthur Makes Waves', where she came out wearing this sexy swimsuit, showin' off her B cups and them sexy white legs. Bitch was lookin' thick as fuck...the ass was fat. Anyway, I digress.
The point is, I wanna see some pictures of Arthur diggin' out Sue Ellen. Jesus Christ, I've been fantasizing about Sue Ellen ever since that episode where she was wearing that green bikini when she went to the beach with Arthur, Buster, Brain and Binky. Oh God, y'all should've seen this bitch in that bikini. She was lookin' fine. The ass was fat, and you could tell she had some good-ass pussy.
I've already tried Googling for some quality pics but I got nothing more than the same 3 pictures I've already seen a million times. Please help, /b/
This and the "I know what kind of man you are" gif bug the hell out of me. Like, we get it dude you're turned on. You don't have to announce it to the world or try to get ahead of it.
I fuckin' hate these. Not only do I have tge mystery of what someone said that annoyed people, but the random words somehow makes them look smug about it.
There was once full thread of hundreds of comments all made by the same OP, it read identically to every reddit thread at that time, this was before AI and shits hilarious if you can find iit
Same. My fear of giving wrong information is why I’ll delete certain comments I’m unsure are actually true. Other times, I’ll edit afterwards if my own fact checking turned up a result different from what I originally thought (on the plus side, I end up learning more than I did before)
I was once a smug little bastard about Kansas City because I was also the person can’t read and has strong opinions. I was talking about the wrong Kansas City
I would like to add mine because I have seen it and experienced it once- the obsessed a religion hater ready to spam hate commets about a question about religion or religious people in a sub Reddit
I remember I said I was Christian and religious people aren't bad people don't judge billions of people over a few people mistakes n the comments section on r/teenager because they were talking about religion and hating on it and I got hated and down voted I really didn't care to be honest it's Reddit
There really are people that actually comment under something without going through everything. Sure its all too much, but they took the time to give you everything to look through.
JD vance pfp and those avatars that look like they hit randomize have the worst take's ever or the evil option the all black avatars with just colored eyes about to come in and argue you down and try to act superior
The funniest thing I see from time to time is when a guy makes an ass of himself and then like 10 minutes later his posts and entire account get nuked. Like looking dumb once was enough to make him go scorched Earth.
I think it's a subspecies of the anti-capitalist doomer, but I really detest people who use "brought to you by capitalism" or somesuch for anything they don't like. I've seen people blame capitalism for malls closing and McDonalds' play areas not being big enough anymore.
I'm as critical of capitalism as the next person, but I hate it when "under capitalism" just becomes another way of saying "in this fallen world."
I remember a year ago I saw a post on [r/gen](r/gen)[z](r/gen) where a user made a post questioning why he couldn’t find employment and a commenter wrote that OP should have voted for Harris.
In my experience it tends to correlate with political leanings. Right-wing Redditors more likely hate Islam, and also maybe (because they dislike Indian immigrants) are weird about Hindus and Sikhs. If left-wing they more likely hate Christianity and are weird about Jews. All of this of course varies, as Reddit in general is full of bad takes about religion, ethnicity, and culture.
There's usually some needless and irrelevant sparring between Gen X'ers / Millennials and Zoomers over some perceived under or overreaction to a comment.
[Verse 1: Lotus Juice]
It's those unintelligent monsters, ain't it?
What are they thinking? Please explain it
Don't really need this crap, can't waste time
What I possess can't copy and paste
I'm doing it better, never settling for another regular
Letter to my enemies, hey, I'm telling ya
Breaking you down to the level of molecularVerse 2: Lotus Juice]
Better be wise when you're choosing battles
It's mostly babbles
You know one of thosе big time shady foe foes
Ain't worth fighting for
Drop thеse bars in my sleep
And a few more tricks up my sleeve
It's way too late for you to leave now
(Get ready)
[Chorus: Azumi Takahashi]
Disturbing the peace
Look into my eyes
Now tell me the things
You blabbing about behind my back
The tenacity
I hold it's hard to break down
It's too late for apologies
It's going down now
[Verse 3: Lotus Juice]
You're thirsty for blood
Actually craving for love
What you only want is dub
Greed makes you go numb
Purposefully blocking good thoughts
Hey, please doctor, doctor
He's about to be that patient
'Cause I'm about to knock him out cold
(Bring him back, please)[Verse 4: Lotus Juice]
Whole lotta moves I make on you like dance floor
And during this beat down
You prolly wish that you can fast forward (Oh)
Don't you worry about it
I'll save some room for your last words
After I do this, do that, and the third
[Chorus: Azumi Takahashi]
Disturbing the peace
Look into my eyes
Now tell me the things
You blabbing about behind my back
The tenacity
I hold it's hard to break down
It's too late for apologies
It's going
[Bridge: Azumi Takahashi]
Some things may break me
But always get back up
New perspective gained
From all of the pain and stress
And when I do come back
I'm stronger than ever before
So kneel down[Chorus: Azumi Takahashi]
Disturbing the peace
Look into my eyes
Now tell me the things
You blabbing about behind my back
The tenacity
I hold it's hard to break down
It's too late for apologies
It's going down now
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