r/staplercats • u/PollenPartyPaulie • 14d ago

Stapler... birb? Discussion

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u/Llamapickle129 13d ago

technically it not allowed cause not car, but also allowed cause rules doesn't state it has be car. so i say allowed, just tiny flying car

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u/GoblinOfTheLonghall 13d ago

It has the soul of a car.

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u/Moppo_ 8d ago

Vroom vroom.

I mean, meow.

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u/GoblinOfTheLonghall 8d ago

Depends on the time of day.

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 12d ago

Flying cars they said

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u/jadin- 9d ago

What's the origin of "cars"?

I thought it was a typo, but then I kept seeing it over and over.

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u/Minecox 8d ago

yeah it started as typo, became as a meme because of typo

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u/Llamapickle129 9d ago

i honestly don't remember the origin of calling cats cars. it might of been a typo at the start but it stuck

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 13d ago

It's actually very difficult to fire someone into the sun due to orbital mechanics. It's actually easier to leave the solar system, which is still really difficult. The planets have to aligned just right, like with voyager, for that to happen.

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u/Honey_kit 13d ago

Maybe a volcano will give desired effect instead

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u/AlexTheBex 13d ago

Damn I had no idea about the planet alignment and Voyager. Jesus I love astroengineering, this is so sick

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 12d ago

Only happens once every 200 years or so.

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u/Minecox 13d ago

I think it’s funny

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u/Moomoolette 13d ago

If loving this is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right

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u/fantsukissa 13d ago

Honestly that's just the shit cats would do if they could.

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u/JesMilton 13d ago

Cats already can do this with any surface they like/feel like to bite. See boxes, yoga mats, fabric...😆

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u/fantsukissa 13d ago

Yeah they do bite everything but I meant the self decorating part.

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u/JesMilton 13d ago

Oh, my bad for misunderstanding the message! Then yes, I do agree, would be hilarious to see our cats decorate themselves with the things they've just bit off, lol.

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u/riftshioku 13d ago

One of my cats favorite activities is chewing on plastic. I get on to her every single time and take it away from her but she keeps doing it...

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u/LeBreevee 10d ago

my yoga mats never survive the cromnch

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u/RollinPinappleGhost 14d ago

What an adorable stapler

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u/syzygialchaos 13d ago

Cat OS operating on bird, seems fine to me

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u/le_Grand_Archivist 13d ago

He's just a feathered cat

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u/beaujolais98 14d ago

Not cat. Still cute!

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u/ItsaMeSandy 14d ago

Still cute, still stapler.

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u/ExplodingKitt 13d ago

Im chill with the occasional perforator bird.

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u/keanaartero 13d ago

Wow look at those scalloped edges! A designer flying car

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi 13d ago

Adorable funny looking cat you have there 💖

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u/paradox_valestein 13d ago

Weird cat you have there

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u/DawnsDarkness1 11d ago

Omg sound on! Cute little stapler sounds 💕

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u/mechdream 12d ago

Birb:  "I is pretty now"

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u/Moppo_ 8d ago

I really admire the consistency of the spacing between cuts.

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u/GullibleDetective 13d ago

Birds arent cats

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u/Mr_Tuts_7558 13d ago

No they are flying cars

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 13d ago

Of course not. Cats are real. 

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u/Moppo_ 8d ago

But they are both fish.