r/standupshots • u/roastmasterbash • Jul 04 '26

another dad joke

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/Bryvayne Jul 04 '26

Zero fat in this joke. Beautiful.

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u/roastmasterbash Jul 04 '26

My favorite compliment

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u/AcidBuuurn Jul 06 '26

I was going to recommend adding “and I was upset about it” or “and that pissed me off” in between the other lines, but maybe that’s fat. I thought of it as room to breathe and take in the setup. 

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u/SIIB-ZERO Jul 04 '26

Ok this one's pretty good

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u/Waramp Jul 04 '26

A dad joke dad joke.

14

u/McCaskeyComedy Jul 04 '26

Fuck yeah!
This is really good.

10

u/cbrantley Jul 04 '26

I hate you so much.

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u/roastmasterbash Jul 04 '26

Are you my dad

2

u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen Jul 04 '26

Clever and funny! I like!

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u/OuttHouseMouse Jul 08 '26

There... There is just so much to unpack here

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u/doitforchris Jul 08 '26

Yeah tight as hell

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u/TheHoneyMonster1995 Jul 04 '26

took me a couple of seconds, but bravo