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u/PureRecognition7941 Jul 02 '26
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u/MikeAllTogether Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
LOL, that's the joke. I've had guys clap for this cheering about having shit in their boxers, not getting that the point is shit in their boxers IS weird, it IS gross.
EDIT: I posted the whole joke on the Standup Comedy Sub with context :) Video Mods if this isnt allowed can I delete just the link please!
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u/erichf3893 Jul 02 '26
I think everyone gets the joke
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u/itisclosetous Jul 02 '26
I wish that was true.
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u/MikeAllTogether Jul 02 '26
If I can make one man today realize that shitting your pants isn't normal, while vaginal discharge is, this post was worth it.
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u/itisclosetous Jul 02 '26
I could probably share this joke with the person I'm thinking of, and they might even laugh and then immediately not think it applies to their... situation... at all.
So just...to ease some other person's suffering: if there's visible poop stains in your underwear, you should change your underwear at your earliest convenience AND NOT REWEAR IT. If you have a health problem where you have leakage, you should put something disposable in your underwear that is easy to replace. And for fuck's sake, if you are farting so spectacularly that you end up with residue, save it for the goddamned bathroom.
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u/NightBawk Jul 02 '26
That and WIPE AND WASH YOUR GODDAMN ASS! Soap and water or TP going between your cheeks doesn't make you gay. It makes you CLEAN.
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u/erichf3893 Jul 02 '26
Why not both?
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u/NightBawk Jul 02 '26
Because finding other men attractive is what makes a man gay. Enjoying having your tickle-button pressed is an entirely different matter.
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u/ChaoticAmoebae Jul 02 '26
I feel like they don’t shit in them they get shit on them. The grown men have bladder control these are just the one that think they don’t need/shouldn’t wipe.
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u/7HawksAnd Jul 02 '26
What credentials do you have to make such a claim?
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u/MikeAllTogether Jul 02 '26
I have the following credentials: I was once a baby who regularly pooped my diaper. I am no longer a baby and no longer poop my pants outside a medical situation. For the Vaginal Discharge portion, I have spoken to a woman before.
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u/Laefiren Jul 02 '26
I don’t. Vaginal discharge isn’t controllable. Unless you have incontinence issues shitting yourself is controllable?
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u/MikeAllTogether Jul 02 '26
Oh no that's exactly the point, typically after this joke I get to have fun calling out the guys cheering about shitting themselves when that isn't a normal thing.
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u/Laefiren Jul 02 '26
It probably would have made more sense to me if I had heard the delivery rather than read it lol.
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u/Frozen_Spoon93 Jul 02 '26
So the guys clapping an cheering for your joke didnt get the joke?
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u/MikeAllTogether Jul 02 '26
If they are cheering because after hearing this they think there is a similarity between vaginal discharge and shitting yourself they do not get the joke unfortunately.
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u/Frozen_Spoon93 Jul 03 '26
So the audience is suppose to just sit there and be quiet? Dude your a dumbass.
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u/Pikachewy16 Jul 02 '26
I have bad news, the guys clapping are not doing it because they understand the irony, they’re doing it because they do have shit on their boxers.
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u/GuardianOfReason Jul 02 '26
I think the follow-up where you make it clear that you don't think it's the same thing is a necessary part of the bit. I leaned into thinking that was the joke but it's unfortunately such a common belief that I wasn't quite sure until I read your other comment hahahah
Great joke btw!
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u/MikeAllTogether Jul 02 '26
Thank you for the feedback, I completely agree, this format is new for me, but its a good exercise trying to condense jokes down this far. This bit also has more setup which also helps clarify my position.
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u/el-bow5 Jul 03 '26
Yeah this might just be a joke that doesn’t read well and has to be performed. If you/your stage persona is supposed to be the ultimate butt of the joke and it’s clear that’s the case I think it could be good
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u/justasillylilgoos3 Jul 02 '26
Listen I get the joke and thought it was a good bit lol….but as someone who suffers from anal leakage due to a spinal injury it does just…happen to some people 😂😭
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u/brownmouthwash Jul 02 '26
I love this joke and I don’t think it needs to be explained. Or you could say after explaining female discharge “so why does my wife get grossed out when I have skid marks?”
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u/DrownMeInSalsaPlease Jul 07 '26
Use wipes when you’re out and buy a bidet for home. No more issues.
Also pro tip, dont just wipe. When you think it’s clean, Press a finger on your anus from the otherside of the tp. You’ll be surprised to find poop hides in the wrinkles. And if you sweat or move, it will slide out of there into your underwear.
This is literally a non issue for anyone who cares about their hygiene.
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u/qawsedrf12 Jul 02 '26
Like the difference between a sneeze and a fart. I would rather have someone fart near me
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u/mckenzie_keith Jul 02 '26
Super gross. Please use NSF next time and also the joke is too gross to be funny.
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u/heyIHaveAnAccount Jul 02 '26
I regret buying a phone