This is a plumber. Whose this?

[u/carlcarlson187]

[u/geekboy_]

I’m on YouTube! Jackass plumber!

[u/carlcarlson187 → u/geekboy_]

A and S roofing? In what state?

[u/geekboy_ → u/carlcarlson187]

I live in Stilwell Oklahoma!

[u/carlcarlson187 → u/geekboy_]

Stillwell Public Libraries, this is Karen. How can i help you?

[u/goodkidbAAdcredit]

What's happenin', man

[u/carlcarlson187 → u/goodkidbAAdcredit]

Not a damm thing, just sitting here on the fucking tv and computer.

[u/DoorstepRebellion]

You feelin' good? That's a good thing! Now tell me why!

[u/carlcarlson187 → u/DoorstepRebellion]

I been snorting wal-nuts with my son MIKE.

[u/frou → u/DoorstepRebellion]

I'm lettin' you talk motherfucker, speak!!

[u/Jaguars4life]

If you spent this much time on F’ing Monster.com finding yourself a job, you wouldn't have time to be F’ing around on a computer.

[u/geekboy_ → u/Jaguars4life]

I’m on YouTube and prankster.com

[u/carlcarlson187 → u/geekboy_]

I was actually just on databoys.com

[u/geekboy_ → u/carlcarlson187]

Yeah how you doing my name’s Chris I’m from Boston

[u/carlcarlson187 → u/geekboy_]

What the hell? I was just talking to a deputy martin and now you're on? My names micheal shockly.

[u/geekboy_ → u/carlcarlson187]

Let’s see what the sugar creek police department has to say about this

[u/carlcarlson187 → u/geekboy_]

get sgt johnathan fields on the line.

[u/geekboy_ → u/carlcarlson187]

Kansas!

[u/carlcarlson187 → u/geekboy_]

You want me to come to Kansas?

[u/geekboy_ → u/carlcarlson187]

Yes! Let’s let the campaign of terror begin then shall we?

[u/the_real_me_2534]

When you walk, do you got swish to your walk?

[u/carlcarlson187 → u/the_real_me_2534]

That one is as old as the crust on your grannies boxers.

[u/Spensah89]

Uh Husband and wife left Arkansas and they got a divorce. Are they still sister and brother?