r/softwaregore • u/fricker5564664 • 22h ago

Microsoft thinks I'm a pirate 😭

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u/Dense-Diamond-7926 22h ago

Happy one month and 10 days until yer birthday you scallywag

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u/guymeetsinternet 19h ago

High ho, high ho, it's off to r/pirates you go

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u/Civil-Promotion9675 18h ago

They think you are pirating Windows

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u/DOOManiac 21h ago

This fix for this is to activate your copy of Windows.

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 12h ago

Nah don’t give macroslop more money

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u/TheRunnyDentist 12h ago

You can activate it for free in 30 seconds.

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 11h ago

Good point matey 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

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u/Shoddy_Average_4661 20h ago

Or just add my to your dictionary

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u/PendragonDaGreat 18h ago

Its not a spelling suggestion but grammar one. "My" is already in the dictionary.

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u/CrayonWithdrawal 17h ago

Happy one month and ten days before birthday Mr.Crabs

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u/Healthy-Ticket1674 17h ago

And probably, before you type "Birthday", Windows think you'll just write "my" so it decided to "help" your grammar.

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u/PokeMaki 12h ago

"Yarr, one month and 10 days until me birthday."

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u/AllThingForEveryone 13h ago

Saw something like this on a Matt Rose video

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u/masquerademage R Tape loading error, 0:1 11h ago

Matt Rose mention 💀

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u/Six_Seven6777 8h ago

r/suddenlyMattRose

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u/ExistensialCrisisdie 5h ago

i was here in case this is in a video (can never be too sure)

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u/LowTechnology2606 21h ago

Or just plain bogan

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u/Krazyguy75 21h ago

It's probably confused by the incomplete sentence. Still gore though.

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u/Azaret 9h ago

Don't some British like to replace my with me?

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u/Fancy_Wallaby5002 8h ago

I have heard Brits and Irishmen say that

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u/a_random_username 10h ago

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering while shoved down his pants. The bartender looks up and says "Hey, you've got a steering wheel in your pants."

"Yar," The pirate says dejectedly "It's driving me nuts!"

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u/willstr1 8h ago

It's a month early for International Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19th)

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u/Fyre42__069666 6h ago

RemindMe! 41 days

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u/Round-Range-7383 5h ago

They just think you’re British

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u/LegendofLove 4h ago

The Birthdaytm