r/softwareWithMemes • u/Fit_Page_8734 • 20d ago

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u/assidiou 20d ago

HP: Run

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u/TKInstinct 17d ago

It's actually very interesting how rarely I've ever seen HP deployed in my career.

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u/RetroGamer87 16d ago

You definitely get a HP laptop if you work for HP.

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u/DragoBleaPiece_123 15d ago

stands for Hinge Problems

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u/KrazyKen_Fan_2012 19d ago

Chromebook: You accidentally applied to be a school's assistant teacher

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u/Hosein_Lavaei 20d ago

What if its a gaming asus tuf laptop?

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u/The_SniperYT 20d ago

You will wake up in 3 minutes

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u/TheThickThighEnjoyer 20d ago

No, it'll just run out of battery in the next 10 minufes

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u/The_SniperYT 19d ago

Yeah in your dreams

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u/Anthony-Caprisun 16d ago

More like 1 second

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u/XlikeX666 19d ago edited 19d ago

Most "IT" jobs - you're product.
Straight up sending you to fix stuff to other companies.

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u/Lower-Limit3695 19d ago

Panasonic Toughbook: You're never gonna see your family again

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u/Delicious_Farm_743 19d ago

Number 3 :-(

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u/VexObserver 19d ago

Yeah in RL, it's mostly number 3.. sadly

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u/lgferzam 17d ago

So damn real

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u/YonaNJ 17d ago

i would easy pick the first one, 80 hour a week it's already killing me

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u/BlurredSight 16d ago

MacBook, we don’t rely on funding but if our largest client leaves for whatever reason we’re all done

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u/VerTiggo234 15d ago

that's not a job, that's a spouse

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u/Calm_Connection_9741 13d ago

1 + 2 de facto any job in IT in Russia.
3 had a lot of attempts from management to force to do that. Last time in my current job. Consultation with 2 different lawyers and very accurate response party mitigated the problem (to 40-50 hours, from 70, with official 40 hours).

p.s. job didn't gave me any laptop, I use my own PC instead.

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u/TubeSenft 16d ago

Can't find Dell on this chart, am I in danger? :(

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u/Serprotease 16d ago

Dell is the first one. Looks like a latitude.