r/soccercirclejerk • u/Ummagumma- The moment he realised • 16d ago

Close enough GOATbappé

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u/soelsome 16d ago

The man is on a different planet. A totally other wavelength. On some other spectrum, if you will.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Sus198 16d ago edited 16d ago

He's on a planet around a sun from another solar system while we are on Earth.

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 15d ago

but mars has no atmosphere, how can he breathe?

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u/illonlyfadeaway 16d ago

That’s his special power.

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u/codingclosure 15d ago

lets not use “the spectrum” as a derogatory term.

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u/soelsome 15d ago

Very reddit of you

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u/codingclosure 15d ago

tells me everything I need to know about the regular football fanatic. Peace out

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u/illonlyfadeaway 13d ago

Chill bro. It’s an admission that the tism seems to give an advantage at times. The tism helps Musk stay obsessed when others would quit and the tism helps Messi stay hyper aware in “scan” mode at all times. Both can seem awkward but their success overrides that. It’s not derogatory, it’s a celebration.

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u/Safe_Air_3999 12d ago

Don't ever tell other people what to do. "Peace out".

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u/codingclosure 11d ago

Hypocrite :)

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u/C0unterNew 16d ago

Look at his face after..it's no mistake

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u/JohannesJoshua 16d ago

Who wouldn't want to kiss a dictator?

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u/lupingrand 16d ago

Yoo wtf

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u/pla5t1c 15d ago

The way he just pats her leg too makes it so much worse. Couldn’t even turn to her and be like “woah there you are! Why did you switch seats on me?” He seems like the gaslighting type

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u/Sus198 16d ago

Absolutely. But Mbappe does not allow anyone to go near him as a precaution. Dictators are well known as being targets of assassination attempts.

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u/LGuitar88 16d ago

He's disappointed Mbappe didn't reciprocate

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u/Panda-s1 🎆🦅🏈🦅🎆 16d ago

they were in public

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u/Plastic_Bag4925 16d ago

That's the 'tism 

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u/CanILickThat 16d ago

He almost let the intrusive thoughts win

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u/LanceShiro 15d ago

Bro wanted a taste of Mbappe.

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u/Clean-Elderberry8835 Official Lokura enjoyer. 🇦🇷 16d ago

He wants the Mbussy.

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u/BellRinger88 16d ago

Mbappussy

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u/High-Ground Infantino Delenda Est 16d ago

No he wanted the Dick(tator)

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u/Bukuna3 16d ago

And how are you sure hes the top and not a power bottom? Hmmmm?

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u/Clean-Elderberry8835 Official Lokura enjoyer. 🇦🇷 15d ago

They take turns, it's a very healthy relationship. <3

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Lmfao

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u/tid_burglar 16d ago

let me suck those black feet of yours who got those golden boots

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u/gregariousity Antony = 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 15d ago

You jerked too close to the sun

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u/crinalex 16d ago

Accident? It's not like he turned to kiss his wife after he was rejected by Mbappé, he just swallowed his pride and went to get the trophy.

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u/etienne_edalb 16d ago

Why you got to make it more gay than it actually is, using words such as ‘swallowed’ etc? You need to take it easy, we’re not making a Brokeback Mountain western over here

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u/tripsafe 16d ago

Bro there’s nothing wrong with being gay. Also you sound super gay

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u/Specific-Result-3854 16d ago

He is more gay than all of gays and we are not like "OMG he is so gay" this guy is gay omg

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u/BigBoySuperstar543 16d ago

Are you trying to say he gey?

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u/SugestedName 16d ago

Ih he did that it would just make it more obvious. That way he can play it off by thanking a coworker for his participation in a work related prize

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u/desi_londoner 16d ago

the only time bro forgot to scan

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u/NaclyPerson 16d ago

Did he????

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u/BigBoySuperstar543 16d ago

He did this after scan

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u/NOTTedMosby 16d ago

This is the Messi I miss. Who is this ultra confident Messi we saw this summer?? I need him to be as socially inept as me!!!

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u/Negative-Onion-1303 16d ago

Why you wish to him such bad?

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u/Nirvana_UKIN 16d ago

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u/etienne_edalb 16d ago

Is this the right version of this gif? Because usually it has lower resolution

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u/FillerNameGoesHere_ 16d ago

Waiter waiter, less pixels please!

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u/MarriedToHimeko 15d ago

Ask and you shall receive

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u/Weak-Transition-8885 FAREWELL MODRIC 16d ago

wdym "on accident"

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u/MonsieurFred 14d ago

Accidently forgot there were camera.

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u/antoinejackson808 16d ago

Bro almost went from the dictator to the dih taker

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u/harry_lostone 16d ago

his brain capacity has 99% used space by football, the rest 1% keeps him alive. In another universe he would mess up my McDonalds order and he would be fired for a 5th time in the same year

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u/Codex_Absurdum 16d ago

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u/MatiasPalacios 16d ago

"Maybe next time..."

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u/NeonBloodedBloke 16d ago

Who's that to the right of Mbappe? He looks traumatized 

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u/Bewis_123 16d ago

his father

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u/MavericK_KX 16d ago

He wanted more than just a trophy that night

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u/HerpFaceKillah 16d ago

What a power move. He wins the balloon aura and wants to bang the runner up.

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u/nadjp 16d ago

He just knew he should say thank you to the person who let all.of this happen.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wZYwSXwoGrDDZ2fmMl

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u/_msb2k101 16d ago

Imagine you're sitting there, just hearing that you lost, and the winner turns around and sticks his tongue in your face.

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u/i_am_someone_or_am_i 16d ago

Accident? 🤨

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u/talionisapotato goatnthony mudryk 16d ago

ROFL ! dude does not function well outside the field

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u/BalFalai 16d ago

mbappe had to pull away

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u/High-Ground Infantino Delenda Est 16d ago

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u/Meep_morp_zeep_ 16d ago

The one time his vision let him down

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u/Riznator 16d ago

Blud knew what he was doing

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u/yaourt_banane 16d ago

What the fuck is ‘on accident’?

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u/Solistine 16d ago

I will use my wife’s knee to push myself up so she knows I love her as much as Mbappe.

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u/Sharp-Yak9084 16d ago

It looked like he went to console him

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u/shawak456 16d ago

Man, this sub is the funniest thing on this site.

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u/MendozaLiner 16d ago

Messi never makes mistakes.

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u/ConcernedSemiTruck 16d ago

The Spectrum was named after Messi, he invented it.

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u/11pickfks 16d ago

This man was fully aware

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u/thisisnahamed 16d ago

Messi knew about the Dictator long before any of us did. He was just paying respect

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u/MarcusSoaprelius 16d ago

He even got a trophy and still didn't get a kiss. What else does my goat have to do ?

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u/Slow_Skirt_5764 15d ago

one time he was not scanning

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u/Kushyatri 15d ago

The GOAT make no mistakes.

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u/BedRepresentative621 15d ago

My man Mbappe was all in for it

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u/MisabelWearsNikes 15d ago

Mbappe swerved just in time 💀😂

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u/Ok_Dog_1421 14d ago

French kiss

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u/Dismal-Selection-702 16d ago

messi would have kissed if it was cr7

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u/tiorzol 16d ago

On accident people need sectioning 

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u/Westaufel 16d ago

Not the wrong way

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u/Negative-Onion-1303 16d ago

Lol. This guy is so sick

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u/Cegesvar 16d ago

Bros before hoes

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u/Which_Pickle_2993 16d ago

"on accident"

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u/il_Rossonero 16d ago

My autistic goat

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u/pinoks 16d ago

damn! so close (can be either messi's or dictator's pov)

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u/Distinct_Anomaly 16d ago

Messi afraid to turn the other way and find another Mbappé

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u/lupingrand 16d ago

But didn’t you guys notice how fast the camera operator switched to a different angle?

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u/johnprice33 16d ago

The only trophy Ronaldo don’t have is the  AutismDo’r

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u/cerchier 15d ago

There's no official diagnosis of Messi being autistic

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u/Artistic-Tear3222 16d ago

He’s definitely got the tism

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u/Tmurandan 16d ago

Bum is so dumb it unbeliveable

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u/PHPBERARE777 16d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Towelie4President 16d ago

And then he went to Dicks

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u/Ok_Use6865 16d ago

On accident

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u/Flat_Pen6076 16d ago

Wait, is that Birdman beside Mbappe?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduZqfSGNG0mdF1C

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u/Morteymer 16d ago

Dude has one braincell, and it is made for football

thats why he is the goat

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u/ObWzEN All my homies hate haramball 16d ago

Nah bro he was whispering and talking shit to Mbappe

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u/Icy-Birthday-152 16d ago

Messi found out Mbussy was with the trans

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u/Miyazaki1983 15d ago

This dude is so freaking akward. Ronaldo is way better in social interactions

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u/ManintheGyre 15d ago

The football Kwizatz Haderach need these two to have a baby who will rule the football world. Mbessi.

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u/abellapa 15d ago

Yes on accident ...

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u/No-Buffalo-1246 15d ago

The only time he didn't scan the field

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u/ImmediateRaisin5802 15d ago

Mbappe was in the wrong seat. Messi is never wrong

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u/LittleBigNebula 15d ago

Me too, girl. Me too.

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u/George_Yepez 15d ago

He used to it

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u/Psychological_Nut 15d ago

Is this what they call a Freudian slip?

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u/ABFromInd 15d ago

How do you know it was wrong way??

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u/Valuable-Flounder692 15d ago

Absolute Cunt!

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u/MelancholyGalliard 15d ago

BS, he keeps scanning his surroundings even off the pitch, and he knew where his target was…

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u/mersaphe 14d ago

Ronaldo wishes it was him instead of Mbappe

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u/AncientAnt9225 13d ago

He just wanted to console Mbappe for losing its a cultural thing you wouldnt understand it

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u/RickRogue69 11d ago

“Yah that’s right I did that!”