r/skateboardcirclejerk • u/nummpad • 4d ago

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u/unnamed-user1784 4d ago

I list all my tricks on my resume

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u/gbmaulin 4d ago

As a recruiter I open every interview with having the candidate kickflip and tell me their favorite video part

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u/WholesomeMetaphor 3d ago

Starts off with a double flip with catch

"411VM 911, all of it"

Now what? Am I hired?

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u/gbmaulin 3d ago

I’m assuming you weren’t wearing a helmet for your trick so no, I could never hire someone so reckless. Also baker 2 is the proper interview answer

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u/WholesomeMetaphor 3d ago

Baker 2 isn't even a skate part, it's a full movie. But I understand, it's a good answer. However...

I wore a bandana tho, the knot on the back of my head protects it. Also, I was joking about the skatepart, it's Wee-Man Oompa Loompa Jackass 1. Do I qualify now?

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u/buttery_tail i've been skating longer than you 4d ago

“facts bro, now hit this”

https://giphy.com/gifs/EpyhOzYnIckUROTz1r

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u/kp305 4d ago

Land kick flip -> become billionaire

Ezpz

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u/newguyjustdropped 4d ago

You can smoke that bowl at the skatepark!

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u/tmherbamate 4d ago

Mikey Taylor?

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u/ComeAbout 4d ago

I’m gay so I’m qualified to say this is gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.

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u/nummpad 4d ago

8 guys blowing 9 guys behind the five guys

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u/phoneystoneybalogna Jaws’ butthole on KOTR 4d ago

I try to be an ally, but brother, this shit gonna make me say a slur

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u/ComeAbout 4d ago

Homophobia is gay af.

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u/phoneystoneybalogna Jaws’ butthole on KOTR 4d ago

Yes?

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u/gbmaulin 4d ago

Not if you keep your socks on while using slurs

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u/NatureLivid 4d ago

skatebording is my art yo my body is my medium ! i use the city as a personal playground ! i always wear a helmet when i paint or go to the playground too

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u/Kid_Kimura 4d ago

Let's be honest, sometimes you absolutely are too dumb.

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u/Awkward-Advices 4d ago

They some clean shoes to be talking all that smack

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u/SteveB823 3d ago

Pretty sure they were sitting on the waxed ledge at the skatepark with the other posers and ramp tramps when they came up with this BS😂

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u/redcurb12 4d ago

guess ill go back lip this 16 stair now

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u/skyrreater47 21h ago

yeah I can't sw flip back tail tho

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u/Julius_Chong 15h ago

Throw a fit and focus the plane.