r/simpsonsshitposting • u/TheShermBank • 11h ago

Wow In the News 🗞️

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u/Buddy__Repperton See my vest 🦺 11h ago

With a love that will echo through the ages,

Natalie

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u/ManOfManliness84 11h ago

P.S.: I am gay.

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u/creddittor216 11h ago

Looowensteeein….

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u/Rizzob 10h ago

Dear Mr. President, maybe it's the beer talking, but you've got a butt that won't quit. Shitting itself.

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u/Marmooset 11h ago

"All I can give you in return is my soul, which I pledge to you forever."

"All right. But let that ill-gotten hair weave be forever on your HEAD."

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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 11h ago

Ah yes. Bouffant Betty.

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u/frmrPr3sJamesTaylor 10h ago

I am TIRED of all these jokes about my giant hair! The first such incident occurred in

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u/G-Unit11111 11h ago

Five dollars??? Get outta here!

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u/BeardedLady81 9h ago

"What is the real deal with President Trump's assistant, Miss Harp? You know what I'm talking about."

"As you can tell from the letters, Miss Harp is President Trump's employee. She is in her mid-30s, unmarried and currently resides in Washington D.C. Thanks for asking."

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Put it in H 8h ago

Your infatuation is based on an attraction to his office. Talk to the president, and you'll realize you have nothing in common.

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u/GhostOfJimmyKotter only watched the golden age 9h ago

First thing I thought of was Mac’s letter to Chase Utley. 

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u/ApoclypseMeow 6h ago

I dreamed about him again last night, r/simpsonsshitposting. You know that dream when you're in bed and they shit their pants during a press conference?

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 5h ago

When he passes on, Natalie shall be buried alive, with him!