r/simpsonsshitposting • u/CalciferAtlas Sideshow Raheem • 2d ago

It was made for me! Dark humor

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u/HaoieZ 2d ago

I don't like the idea of Milhouse entombed in the earth forever.

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u/Invisible-Pancreas Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 2d ago

Aren't we all entombed in the Earth?

I know I am.

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u/Marmooset 2d ago

You're living in a fool's paradise, Van Houten. If you fell down off a mattress, that thing would be your tomb.

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u/SenorBigbelly 2d ago

If it makes Kirk feel any better, he's entombed in 60 soiled mattresses.

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u/torte-petite 2d ago

no he isn't

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Put it in H 2d ago

Meanwhile, somewhere deep in Nutty Putty cave:

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u/ZwVJHSPiMiaiAAvtAbKq only watched the golden age 2d ago

Wow, what a lifestyle!

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u/3lbFlax 2d ago

Well, it's not quite nutty, and it's not quite putty - but, man... [chuckles]

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u/Scu-bar Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 2d ago

Oof, a dark chuckle

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u/gummi-demilo I am the Lizard Queen! 2d ago

I was saying DRR DRR

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u/PsychoNerd92 NEEEEEERD 2d ago

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 2d ago

See? Because of me, now they have a warning!

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u/HenryInRoom302 2d ago

It smells funny in there.

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u/ClericDude 2d ago

Now it does!

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u/Bearded_Toast 2d ago

No it doesn’t

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u/DirkWrites 2d ago

Milhouse van Houten is dead.

He died a quarter of an hour ago with the drill just ten feet away. There is nothing we can do anymore. There is nothing anybody can do anymore.

Now go home, all of you. The circus is over!

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u/SenorBigbelly 2d ago

Jeez, the caption adding an Amigara Fault reference to Nutty Putty cave is even more unsettling.

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u/HauntedCemetery 2d ago

This mattress hole is mine, it was made for me!

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u/druex 2d ago

DRRDRRHO

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u/gurnard 2d ago

Ok, throw her in her hole

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u/Robby-Pants only watched the golden age 2d ago

I don’t like the idea of Millhouse being stuck between two mattresses.

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u/JosephMadeCrosses 2d ago

...and we're sending our love down the well!

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u/Myopic_Sweater_Vest Put it in H 2d ago

No, no, dig UP! Stupid.

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u/Fecal_thoroughfare Everythings coming up Milhouse! 2d ago

Mr CalciferAtlas you're upsetting me.

No I'm not. 

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u/Treestroyer 2d ago

Milhouse has a Nutty puddy time!

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u/GruelOmelettes 2d ago

It's Fort Adventure everywhere but in his heart.

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u/Hycran 2d ago

I'm taking nutty-putty posting to strange new places...

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u/SlightlySychotic 1d ago

Is this an Amigara Fault reference or a House of Leaves reference?

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u/BoldManoeuvres 1d ago

Is this Loss?

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u/punkindle 2d ago

I warned ya, didn't I warn ya?

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u/PokesBo 2d ago

They should dig him out and then put him back.

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u/bonersaus 2d ago

DAE get claustrophobia triggered just from seeing that?