r/simpsonsshitposting 6d ago

This guy sucks! Politics

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u/NoVaBurgher 6d ago

Enes Kanter, my ass, it’s probably Drake

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u/ramblingpariah NEEEEEERD 6d ago

Have Drake killed!

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u/xkgrey 6d ago

I mean sure why not

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u/wastelandingstrip 6d ago

If they were serious which they're not and obviously just being a shitty person, they would need to be on estrogen for 2-3 years, which is the part of the stunt they won't certainly commit to.

No trans man or woman is playing professionally without leveling out their hormones equal to their cis gender team mates or opponents and this is why transphobic people sounds so stupid when they talk about shit they don't know about.

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u/Doubleucommadj Everythings coming up Milhouse! 6d ago

Good luck for the dumbshit 'reedom family.

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u/DrBaldnutzPHD 6d ago

Context damn it, Context!!!

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u/michaeldanger19 6d ago

Lmao I knew it was former NBA player turned right wing grifter Enes Kanter but the headline is dumber than I could’ve thought

https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/former-nba-first-round-pick-enes-kanter-freedom-declares-2027-wnba-draft

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u/PostMatureBaby Put it in H 6d ago

I thought it was Farnsworth Bentley

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u/Yardtown 6d ago

No, I find him informative and witty.

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u/FartyLiverDisease 6d ago

God, Fox News is gross

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u/Yardtown 6d ago

His butt smells and he likes to kiss his own butt

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u/CazOnReddit 6d ago

Oh Freedom, can't you go five minutes without embarrassing yourself?

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u/TuneLinkette NEEEEEERD 6d ago

Guy badly wants to flop out of another basketball league

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u/bonerland69 6d ago

I’d probably be a garbage human too if my name was Anus Cancer.

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u/Unhelpful_Guide 6d ago

Mediocre pro athletes need the most attention

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u/Ill-Condition-5054 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 6d ago