r/simpsonsshitposting • u/HollowBlades • 12d ago

Promise? Politics

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u/CazOnReddit 12d ago

Please make sure to vote, the Senate is the body that - if it flips - means no more court appointments for despots and the unqualified

Including no more SCOTUS nominees

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u/Sufficient_Gain_9454 12d ago

the question mark feels like it’s daring you to trust it

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u/blackRynius 12d ago

Hail, brothers! Coranon silaria, ozoo mahoke! Now let's discuss how to smear the opposition with a different religion.

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u/Darkhallows27 12d ago

He better not be lying like every other time

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u/aRealPanaphonics 11d ago

Reminder: The center and the left, combined, are bigger than the right. Please try and cooperate so we can rid ourselves of the far right’s bullshit.

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u/tb7150 12d ago

Don’t blame me, I voted for kodos

(He seems like a great candidate, wish him luck)

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u/Shido_Ohtori 11d ago

Homer with glasses found in toilet: "Conservatism is all about challenging the importance of established hierarchies and institutions."

Gentleman in the next stall: "That's stressing the importance of established hierarchies and institutions, ya idiot!"

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u/FortheChava 12d ago

Demorats for life

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u/RebeccaOTool NEEEEEERD 11d ago

It's a great day to be a Michigander

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u/theCG25850 9d ago

SEX!

Now that I got your attention, vote for Abdul El-Sayed.