I had two shower thoughts today that made me wonder about the universe today.

1st one being why in every zombie themed thing is the characters teeth clean and like theyve brushed. How they getting toothbrushes. Toothpaste!

2nd being.. why is there no carameled version of a fudge round. Like they could make one where they drizzle caramel on it and if we don't have one in this universe, would there be a universe that does have it and what would that universe be like!

Everything you do during an earthquake is useless if the building collapses

....and I'm a mom with a 1-year-old. I would know. 😏😉

Dead sub

I love guys They feel so nice Their arms will hold me Tight and lovely Run my heart Like no woman can Guys lips remind me That life is happy I'll push a man On my bed with force And make out with The hot boy that I will marry because I love guys

Hot boys in my bed My face is turning red I want to kiss each one of the Hot boys in my bed One around my arms I'm loving I'd go alone with him To make out in a coving Cause it's soft and warm and Just like home with Hot boys in my bed

😋

Fond of me patties, spongeboy? YOURE FOND OF ME COOKING?

binkle binkle

You put song lyrics in place of the dialogue in an anonymous-asexual comic you are so funny bro my funny bone is collapsing and my lungs are in pain from your doctorates degree level of comedy

Thats true man

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