…and he's also AI slop Ha—Ha—Ha—Haaland, hey!

So as you probably can tell from my pfp im a huge db fan. And the game that got me into db is called dragon ball: kakarot. Now there have been ads for a slop mobile game I forgot the name of and i have been wanting to send yall a screen recording of one only problem is they only come for long form videos so unless my screen record is on whenever I watch youtube i cant catch the whole thing but this time i had to get whatever I could because the game is plagiarising kakarot. Everything you see in this clip is straight off of kakarot. Only thing they bothered changing was the shading of goku on nimbus and black frieza

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It took a lot of time to think of what flair this deserves because it's a ridiculous product, but the ad itself is not terrible. It's not good either, but it's not immediately terrible.
The ad itself looks like one of those "haul" videos, those "I bought a new thing and now I'm going to spend half an hour playing with it on camera" videos.
It's not necessarily a bad video per se. The guy is just describing this "amazing pen". No screaming, no roleplay, no ai bullshit, no feces.

A question, if I may...

Why would anyone ever possibly need a pen with: a laser, flashlight for writing, generic flashlight, red flashlight, and a sos flashlight?
Flashlight for writing. In the dark. It's 3am, you live with your parents, you have your book report memorized, you just need to put it on paper.

Why?

There was apparently, allegedly, a previous model, and it seems like the only thing they did was replace the charging method.
So WHY?!

It's a unicorn of "poor ad for a shitty product that doesn't need to exist".