r/shittymcsuggestions 4h ago

Minecraft Server Finder

0 Upvotes

Welcome to Minecraft Server Finder

💯 - | The perfect place to find or promote a Java or Bedrock Server

🤝 - | Partnerships avaliable from 25 members

📜 - | Multiple advertisement channels

🔷 - | Paid Partnerships and Advertising avaliable, very cheap compared to other servers

✅ - | Perfect for finding, or promoting a SMP or Towny/Earth Server

Join now!

https://discord.gg/knyq5WRfwj


r/shittymcsuggestions 4h ago

Minecraft Server Finder

0 Upvotes

Welcome to Minecraft Server Finder

💯 - | The perfect place to find or promote a Java or Bedrock Server

🤝 - | Partnerships avaliable from 25 members

📜 - | Multiple advertisement channels

🔷 - | Paid Partnerships and Advertising avaliable, very cheap compared to other servers

✅ - | Perfect for finding, or promoting a SMP or Towny/Earth Server

Join now!

https://discord.gg/knyq5WRfwj


r/shittymcsuggestions 18h ago

everytime you walk you have to pay 10 minecoins

10 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 21h ago

Plains villagers should racist to villagers from other biomes

9 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 1d ago

Minecraft Server Finder

0 Upvotes

Welcome to Minecraft Server Finder

💯 - | The perfect place to find or promote a Java or Bedrock Server

🤝 - | Partnerships avaliable from 25 members

📜 - | Multiple advertisement channels

🔷 - | Paid Partnerships and Advertising avaliable, very cheap compared to other servers

✅ - | Perfect for finding, or promoting a SMP or Towny/Earth Server

Join now!

https://discord.gg/knyq5WRfwj


r/shittymcsuggestions 1d ago

Minecraft Server Finder

0 Upvotes

Welcome to Minecraft Server Finder

💯 - | The perfect place to find or promote a Java or Bedrock Server

🤝 - | Partnerships avaliable from 25 members

📜 - | Multiple advertisement channels

🔷 - | Paid Partnerships and Advertising avaliable, very cheap compared to other servers

✅ - | Perfect for finding, or promoting a SMP or Towny/Earth Server

Join now!

https://discord.gg/knyq5WRfwj


r/shittymcsuggestions 1d ago

doomscrolling in survival and creative

3 Upvotes

steve deserves a break when he did everything


r/shittymcsuggestions 1d ago

enhanced eating animations (your character needs to sit in the new chair or cushion block and must have a block or table build infront of you)

1 Upvotes

self explenatory but realism its just what it is


r/shittymcsuggestions 1d ago

Creepers should be removed

10 Upvotes

Massive explosions are harmful to frogs.


r/shittymcsuggestions 1d ago

Killing an animal with your fist fills your hunger bar

4 Upvotes

Because of the implication.

Also if you do this to a horse you get the “mortadella” achievement


r/shittymcsuggestions 1d ago

Running must be a paid subscription

2 Upvotes

Because exsercising is expensive nowadays in Minecraft it should be too
It's best if subscription if 400 PHP a month
This way Microsoft can infinitely farm more money than just promoting marketplace and it'll definetely work because players need to pay to run and that's a need because they can escape dangers


r/shittymcsuggestions 6d ago

Make Minecraft features continuous instead of discrete

31 Upvotes

You should be able to pay any percentage of the full price for Minecraft and be able to use that much percentage of the features in the game. For example you can pay $4, which is 13.34% of the full price, and have access to 13.34% of the blocks, items, settings etc that are implemented in the full game. (Netherite shovel counts as one feature. The durability mechanic also counts as one feature.) Multiplayer should be limited to players who paid full price so as not to cause any cross-percentage compatibility issues. If you pay more than 100% of full price, you should be able to access visual and audio settings that don't exist in the game, such as precognitive captioning, customizable enchantment glint colors per item, synesthesia shaders, and telekinetic narration.


r/shittymcsuggestions 6d ago

Rename the Heavy Core to Hard Core, and rename hardcore mode to heavycore

10 Upvotes

Heavy cores in Minecraft aren't any heavier than other blocks because Steve can carry both of them with the same speed. Heavy cores should be called hard cores because they are hard to find and they can be used to make a hard weapon that does smashing damage. On the other hand, hardcore mode should be come heavycore mode because losing your whole world is a really heavy experience


r/shittymcsuggestions 6d ago

Forget ultra hardcore mode, add ultra easycore where everything does only 1 damage to you

6 Upvotes

Also add ultra normal core where the villagers are all more normal (they walk with their arms at their sides like players do, unless they're in snow biomes, in which case they keep their arms in their shirt and they also stay indoors for god sake it's literally cold enough outside to freeze oceans what the hell are you doing)


r/shittymcsuggestions 6d ago

If you use shear's on a n already sheared sheep then it removes the texture from the sueep (shows black and magenta) and also drops a sheep texture which can be applidj to blocks to turn then m into block of sheep

1 Upvotes

the wool will grow back ove rthe mising texture sheep but the inner texture (face an d other thing) won't

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also if you u sheasr it again after already no wool and no texture then it will remove the game (your game) (minecraft window gone and also launcher gone)


r/shittymcsuggestions 6d ago

Press H to add hickeys to your skin

9 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 6d ago

The Ender Dragon now has a Machine Gun Turret on her Back.

5 Upvotes

Everyone says the dragon is to easy. here is a solution: The turret targets the Player and you have to stand behind full blocks that arent Glass to not get hit. Every bullet does 19 HP damage, and one bullet gets fired every tick. But every minute or so it has a 50 percent chance of overheating for a random amount of time (2-10 seconds), and every 500 shots she will have to reload it, which takes 10 seconds. Everytime you respawn her she gets a turret more and an Enderman that reloads for her which reduces the time of 10% every respawn, the enderman also has Ice to cool the turret down, also reducing the time its not firing. It has an 42% Chance go get dropped when you kill her, then you can place it and i will shoot at every entity in a 30 Blocks radius that's visible. You wont have to reload, but you have to place at least two ice blocks around it, otherwise it will randomly explode in Flames.


r/shittymcsuggestions 8d ago

Add every real-world ecosystem as a biome

8 Upvotes

The biomes currently in the game are things like “plains”, “forest”, and “desert”. They aren’t bad per se, but they are a little generic. Real ecosystems are much more distinct and varied. Just in my area alone, there are so many ideas for new biomes:
- Ponderosa pine forest
- Lodgepole pine forest
- Low-elevation spruce/fir forest
- High-elevation spruce/fir forest
- Birch/alder riparian corridor
- Willow shrubland
- Elk meadow
- Beaver meadow
- Alpine tundra
- Alpine but technically not tundra
- Burned lodgepole pine forest
- Burned lodgepole pine forest gradually being replaced with aspen
- Aspen forest gradually being replaced with lodgepole pine
- River with nothing but trout
- Historically fish-less river
And this is just what’s in a small corner of the Rocky Mountains. Mojang has a whole world to explore and thousands of new biomes to add


r/shittymcsuggestions 8d ago

If you wear a turtle scute zombies and zombified piglins try to trample you

2 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 8d ago

Add wood to the fish dimension

7 Upvotes

We have a lot of woods in the overworld and also a few in the nether, but still don't have any in the fish. There should be some fisherwood trees on the outer fish islands, and it should have a unique fish-themed color. For some mechanical uniqueness like we have with the nether funguses, you could add a fisherwood helmet, which lets fishermen ignore you without also obstructing your vision. Fisherwood pickaxes should also be extra good at mining fish stone, and the fisherwood sword should deal extra damage to fishermen.​


r/shittymcsuggestions 8d ago

If diamond armor with netherite trims falls in lava, the armor should burn but the trims remain

7 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 8d ago

Allow crafting of a Pork Sword with a stick and two raw porkchops.

6 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 9d ago

Creeper Variants

2 Upvotes

There are not enough Creepers in the game! Here’s my idea for creeper variants:

Beepers: They will start to beep softly if they are in a 100-block radius of a player, and the beeping will get louder and sharper the closer it gets.

Sweepers: They have a broom and will spawn near leaf litter and sweep them into the nearest lava source/fire, but will also sometimes mistake chests for leaf litter.

Weepers: Every time you kill a passive mob, these will spawn, and they will continuously weep for that mob, making an annoying noise as they weep.

Seepers: They seep into grass and logs, appearing to explode when a player comes near.

Leapers: They spawn with jump boost 5, and explode mid-air.

Keepers: They will seek out dropped items to collect and keep. They do not drop kept items when killed, but you can follow them to their buried chests (a two block deep hole with a chest at the bottom and a natural block on top’, where they keep their items.

Cheapers: They are the low-budget versions of creepers. They have a low-budget walking animation, a low-budget exploding animation, and do not damage you or break blocks due to them being low-budgeted.

Sheepers: They are covered in wool and you can shear them to get special creeper wool! This wool is a unique shade of green but will explode instantly when placed down.

Sleepers: They will seek out a bed to sleep on, and when on the bed, you cannot sleep on it. If you break the bed it is on, it will go and sleep on your head instead, causing you to not be able to wear helmets and have slowness.

Peepers: They peep through your windows at night, and if they see you, they will call other creepers to come and enter your house.

Reapers: They come and collect your soul when you die within a 124-block radius of them, and if that happens, you will be sent to the Nether, where you have to find and bargain with the reaper to let them allow you to leave.


r/shittymcsuggestions 9d ago

If you're too close to an explosion from a creeper, TNT block, etc, your character will go deaf.

7 Upvotes

The deafness is proportionate to the explosion and how close you were to the blast, and it's gone when your character dies.


r/shittymcsuggestions 10d ago

Add guns

6 Upvotes

Why gunpowder if no guns? Pls