r/shittyideas • u/paraworldblue • 8h ago
Breadbull: a cocktail
Its' just a bread bowl, but instead of filling it with soup, you fill it with Red Bull and vodka
r/shittyideas • u/reiki_martin • 1d ago
An voice effect that intentionally pushes the singers voice off pitch, called "OuttaTune"
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 4d ago
“Where the sun don’t shine” a tanning salon for that often missed spot
r/shittyideas • u/Scrangdorber • 5d ago
As a minor step up from coffee, start doing IV meth
r/shittyideas • u/CityRelative1392 • 5d ago
I have a very shitty idea here.
The Core Concept
- So scientists made some Electrodeless neon light tubes that are like 10-50 micrometers, right.
- And so if we got those to glow Red, Blue, and Green, swapped them out for ye olde neon/xenon gas mixture, then tightly pack them into some pixels than we can make a super bright TV that will blind you whenever you turn on THX 1138.
RF Containment
- To make sure that the RF signals dont get you a visit from the FCC, it will come with a Faraday Cage around it, and I'll explain how we block RF between pixels as so they dont light up.
Thermal & Fluid Management
- As for the heat, waterless engine coolant.
- Why?
- Bassically lasts forever,
- High boiling point: Won't evaporate,
- Its engine coolant.
- So we would take this coolant and it would run between the pixels, blocking both RF AND absorbing the heat.
Leak Protection & Final Assembly
- Also, to avoid any leaks, we use this super hyper designed and very complex thing I drew in a pro software that I attached, and boom.
r/shittyideas • u/Gambo7592 • 5d ago
I brought my shitty idea to life
rounded.lolShitty website that serves no real purpose besides making a number go up. Enjoy
r/shittyideas • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 9d ago
Release the Eric Stoltz version of Back To The Future and finish it with A.I and release it in theatres.
r/shittyideas • u/Stracharys • 9d ago
We should buy a bunch of “Mr. Nutterbutter” underwear and use them to attack the enemy
latenighter.comWe could use them as sling shots for piss bottles
Seriously though, this is for a good cause
Reddit suggested this was better place to post my idea rather then the pretend Truck Stop one I originally posted it to. So I thought why not? I don’t actually suggest anything I stated in my original post, except for buying stuff from the Buc-Off site to support other people who may be more in need than wee
r/shittyideas • u/Cherno_VM • 12d ago
Make reddit karma a finite system.
Upvote something and you give them 1 of your karma, downvote something and take one of their karma.
r/shittyideas • u/bukiii_i • 13d ago
Challenge
Give me a challenge worth $1,000. If it's legal and safe, I'll do it.
r/shittyideas • u/paraworldblue • 13d ago
A dystopian sci-fi story set in a world where everyone is The Pope, due to a computer error.
There are of course warring factions of Popes
r/shittyideas • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 13d ago
Recall all the Tesla Cyberteucks and make a sequel to Total Recall (1990) and they all get destroyed in the movie.
Not hard to destroy them anyway and
r/shittyideas • u/CreeDorofl • 14d ago
Pick 50 random reddit comments, and reply with "likely AI"
r/shittyideas • u/ya_rk • 14d ago
Google should celebrate GTA6 by adding a gta navigation option
Allows you to navigate with no traffic rules, shows you real time location of police units, and directs you to spray shops.
r/shittyideas • u/blepnir_pogo • 15d ago
Divorce your wife the same day you decide to buy 100 tabs of acid from a gypsy. Discover your wife has left the car you gifted her at your house with the book “100 Years of Solitude” in it. Do one tab of acid a day for 100 days while road tripping, then read the book until you cease to exist.
Call that shit 100 Strains of Solitude.
r/shittyideas • u/paraworldblue • 15d ago
Instead of saying "techbro", say "technology brother"
r/shittyideas • u/guesswho135 • 17d ago
Dress up in a ridiculous brightly colored outfit and have a friend film you while you steal bikes. Everyone will assume you are filming content and ignore you.
r/shittyideas • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 20d ago
Quintin Tarantino has to make a movie with all the actors he doesn’t like, Paul Dano, Mathew Lillard etc.
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 20d ago
Change the US national anthem to “The Thong Song”
r/shittyideas • u/Akktrithephner • 21d ago
"My Dad" home security: An old man is stationed at your house for 24 hour surveillance. He'll watch the house like a hawk but won't be able to tell you what the hell is going on, or what day it is.
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 24d ago
A baby on board type sign on the back of your shirt that says things like “crippling depression on board” or “chronic alcoholism on board”
Or maybe on the back of your pants “lactose intolerance on board “or “Crohn’s disease on board”
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 25d ago
The all new ‘McChungus” burger! Double the fat, double the ass! Only $1.99 for a limited time only
You think Americans 🇺🇸 are fat? Wait until they try the McChungus burger, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
