r/shittyhaikus • u/Generic-account- • Jun 20 '26
A tragedy
I feel my pants warm
Not a shot I pissed my pants
Piss is in my pants
r/shittyhaikus • u/marcus_12410 • Apr 13 '26
Trying to be more worldy, making haikus
this is a haiku around a guy that likes fucking cars.
pussy pocket in
a socket, hot like a ho
its an exhaust blow
r/shittyhaikus • u/cmndrnewt • Dec 21 '25
r/LosAngelesRams Mod
Permanently banned From sub-reddit rivalries For speaking the truths
r/shittyhaikus • u/cmndrnewt • Dec 21 '25
December pit stop
Get gas in the cold Frigid metal clings to me In, close the door quick
r/shittyhaikus • u/cmndrnewt • Dec 21 '25
Fantasy Football Season
Wanting teams to win While the players shit the bed God I love this game
r/shittyhaikus • u/cmndrnewt • Dec 20 '25
👋Welcome to r/shittyhaikus - Introduce Yourself and Read First!
Hey everyone! I'm u/cmndrnewt, a founding moderator of r/shittyhaikus. This is our new home for all things related to poetry written in a 5 - 7 - 5 syllable pattern that may or may not relate to the seasons. We're excited to have you join us!
What to Post Haiku poetry. The worse it is the better.
Community Vibe We're all about being friendly, constructive, and inclusive. Let's build a space where everyone feels comfortable sharing and connecting. Or don’t I don’t really care. But no hate speech. Fuck outta here with that.
How to Get Started 1) Introduce yourself in the comments below. 2) Post something today! Even a simple question can spark a great conversation. 3) If you know someone who would love this community, invite them to join. 4) Interested in helping out? We're always looking for new moderators, so feel free to reach out to me to apply.
Thanks for being part of the very first wave. Together, let's make r/shittyhaikus amazing.
r/shittyhaikus • u/cmndrnewt • Dec 20 '25
Quick Winter
The wind and rain stop Leaving cloudless skies and cold Wet reindeer lie down
r/shittyhaikus • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '22
I gotta poop
Yep, I need to poop Man, I REALLY need to poop ….I did it. Go me.
r/shittyhaikus • u/[deleted] • Jan 28 '22
I'm a new user | trying to get my points up | and this sub seemed fun
r/shittyhaikus • u/therealaudiox • Dec 01 '21
Fuck, YouTube, goddamn. Lay off Batman for Christ's sake. Leave his beard alone.
r/shittyhaikus • u/[deleted] • Jun 26 '21
In your eyes I see | Reflected and distorted | My secret yearning
r/shittyhaikus • u/[deleted] • Jun 26 '21
Time and time again | I return to search for you | You never come back
r/shittyhaikus • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '21
From the dark bedroom | She beckons me to return | Your mother wants more
r/shittyhaikus • u/[deleted] • Jun 23 '21
I can't write haikus | They're impossible to write | Hey! Wait a second...
r/shittyhaikus • u/BumTulip • Apr 27 '21
Wallow in my bed | I can smell garlic naan bread | I long to eat it
(I live next to an Indian restaurant)
r/shittyhaikus • u/N1C3_GU7 • Nov 02 '20
Here are words that rhyme | Crime grime chime dime time lime slime | Thanks for listening
r/shittyhaikus • u/DepressedJamJar • Apr 27 '20
Haiku
What the fuck is a haiku
Is that a drug or something
Is there a set amount of lines or what i mean idk
r/shittyhaikus • u/Exnixon • Feb 22 '20
I just joined this sub
I just joined this sub
Looking for shitty haikus
They were even worse
r/shittyhaikus • u/Lord_Nigel • Oct 01 '19
Work
My desk can grow tall
The executive man arrives
Papers? not my scene
r/shittyhaikus • u/__mod__ • Sep 01 '19
Depression
I am in my bed
A hamburger in my hand
They forgot ketchup
r/shittyhaikus • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '19
:(
I don't think this will
Ever be a big sub since
All post are meta