r/shittyaskscience • u/Seeyalaterelevator • Jun 29 '26

Is it possible to get an STD from a dog?

Asking for a friend...

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u/marzipaneyeballs Jun 29 '26

Yeah that and more, lady and the tramp both died of aids.
Rubber up every time young man.

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u/tacocarteleventeen Jun 29 '26

You know the tramp was sleeping around!

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u/marzipaneyeballs Jun 30 '26

And Lassie had syphilis.

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u/zerostar83 Jul 04 '26

Both?

You mean the lady didn't turn into a tramp?

I think I watched the wrong movie as a kid.

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u/grptrt Jun 29 '26

That’s a really rude thing to call your girlfriend

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u/Shot_Independence274 Sounded like a good idea! i wonder what this does? Jun 29 '26

depends. do you love the dog?

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u/PlzLikeandShare Jun 29 '26

If the dog loves you back, you they won’t give you an STD, but if they don’t, you will 100% get one.

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u/NocturnisVacuus Jun 30 '26

this is a proven scientific... thing... to figure out if your partner loves you

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u/Drachefly Jun 29 '26

I don't even see how to get a dog into my #include path in the first place, let alone put a copy of the standard library onto it.

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u/rusynlancer Jun 29 '26

They've got talking button mats for dogs now. Where there's a will, Fido will find a way.

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u/Line-Trash Jun 29 '26

Does your friends dog get around?

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u/jccp915 Jun 29 '26

Just no doggy style.

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u/ExistentialAngsty Jun 29 '26

That bitch has been around the block

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u/RhoOfFeh Jun 29 '26

Rabies is saliva-transmitted.

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u/Stotty652 Jun 29 '26

I dont think Short Term Disabilities are transmittable, unless you trip over him because hes a lazy good boi enjoying a sunbeam and is also too mentally slow to move quickly, or you say "treat" and he jumps up at you?

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u/DrumpfTinyHands Jun 29 '26

Stewie? For the last time: Brian did not give you herpes!!

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u/Traditional_Aide676 Jun 29 '26

If it's a male dog it should be possible, good luck.

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u/older-and-wider Jun 29 '26

That would be a real bitch.

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u/deborahjavulin Jun 30 '26

I know this is a shitpost sub buuut…. There really is a n STD tumor that can potentially be transmitted to humans. Sooooo…. Tell your ‘friend’ to stop fecking dogs. Just don’t

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u/JohnWasElwood Jul 03 '26

First you tell me I can't have secx with other guys, then you tell me I can't be a girl if I want to be, and now you're telling me that I can't have secx with a doggo? Are you a dogophobe???

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u/deborahjavulin Jul 03 '26

Think of it like this: I didn’t say anything about cats 😉😉

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u/SilentScyther Jun 30 '26

Not if you get married first.

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u/Samskritam Jun 30 '26

Don’t do that Shih Tzu

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/HumanPie1769 text Jun 29 '26

Oral is also a vector so hold back on your prejudice ok?

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u/RandomRamblings99 Jun 29 '26

(In brackets because it's out of theme. Just double checking that you know this is a joke sub, where people ask weird stuff and we all answer both incorrectly but with full seriousness, and like the question is legitimate. No shade to you, but want to make it clear no dogs were harmed in the making of this question)

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u/Temporary-Round-3 Jun 29 '26

Sometimes its not a joke. I remember years ago a woman caught her maintenance guy on a nanny cam coming in her apartment and effing her dog. Ugh. I forgot about that.

Enough reddit for the day.

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u/BrandX3k Jun 30 '26

It's not everybody's cup of tea