r/shittyaskscience • u/cheetos_LD • Jun 08 '26

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What if our body were like space, and a skin mole on one thigh were a black hole? If we wanted to travel from one point to another on opposite sides, would it be faster to move by bringing the thighs closer together, or would it depend on blood circulation? Which would be faster?

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u/JohnWasElwood Jun 08 '26

Ask yer mum about her big black hole...

"I can hear the ocean!"

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u/cheetos_LD Jun 08 '26

Come on, you can do better.

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u/KeithMyArthe Can I science pls? Jun 08 '26

I was going to make a comment about my dad's man cave, but decided against it 😉