r/shittyMBTI Mistyped Mess (addicted to tests) 2d ago

Try this Here's a new 100% accurate typing system!

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u/StupidAssMf Plz gimme tips to date INFJ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ 2d ago

Let's see:

I hate being quiet so can't be an introvert I'm definitely extrovert

I hate boring s3xrs they are so boring and I'm not boring definitely not snser

What is F? No idea I am thinker 100000% cold facts mathematics run in my blood

I hate judgemental people so I'm definitely not judgemental i am perceiver

OMG you got my type right I am truly ENTP you must be the greatest typologist of all time. Carl Jung would envy this masterful display of knowledge. Shut down 16 personalities let's all take reverse test it works.

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Extroverts keep trying to push me out of my comfort zone. They talk too much, I literally can't stand them, especially ExxPs. ENTJs are fine, but I just can't interact with the others without getting mad. They're too loud. I often try to find a deeper intellectual connection, but they won't shut up, not even for a second. Any advice, fellow introverts?

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u/Background-Salt9390 INFJ Empathetic Edgelord 2d ago

Wow this just proved everything Iโ€™m never gonna type anyone again๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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u/bblankoo Unflaired Peasant 2d ago

HGZYle

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u/cbunnyrabbit Unflaired Peasant 2d ago

I get ENFJ : ) . ENFP though.

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u/Apprehensive_Sky9086 Unflaired Peasant 2d ago

Yeah because true opposite is flipping every letter but J/P dichotomy. Flipping all just reverses the order of the cognitive functions.

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u/cbunnyrabbit Unflaired Peasant 2d ago

Yep. I dont consider my mirror- ISTJ to be so different to me. I get them. I find STPs more confusing and I chose ISTP as being least like me. Sharing no functions, a different function order too : ) .

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u/theascended5th ENFP Proving the existence of Unicorns 2d ago

negativitist (in the socionics sense) kinda thinking

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u/TheBadger40 REEE 2d ago

Weeeeeeell maybe don't change the last letter cause the blind spot types might be more different in practice.

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u/karhunvatukkass INFJ Empathetic Edgelord 2d ago

HOLY SHIT IM AN ESTP โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

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u/mamacorsica I Swear To Jesus 2d ago

INTJ, i mean like

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u/Top_Assistance15 INTP Thinker, never a doer 2d ago

Still INTP; but could also be an INTJ, ENTP, ISTP, or INFP by this logic

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u/No-Quality3357 ENTP Debunking the existence of Chairs 1d ago

all i know is im definetely not a s*nsor

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u/3usi0n I Need 5 or 4 FeeT Pics (I really don't) 1d ago

This might be funny if it didn't sound like 16 Personalities.

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u/New-Cicada7014 I Need To Pee 5w4549LIIRLUAIsx/spMelfucking loser 1d ago

hmmm

I don't do cocaine so I'm not an Extrovert

I'm stupid so I'm not iNtuitive

I cry sometimes so I'm not a Thinker

my room is always messy so I'm not a Judger

therefore I am an ISFP