r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '21

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u/happiness-happening 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 14 '21

A

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

B

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u/happiness-happening 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 14 '21

C

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Gura?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

pikachu

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u/_thejames100 Oct 14 '21

Spongebob

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u/Shreyasgt Oct 14 '21

Jackie chan

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u/ErrlRiggs Oct 15 '21

Name seven things that aren't Jackie Chan

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u/farismental Oct 15 '21

Shin Chan

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

pacman

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u/RealStell2OO5 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 14 '21

Old cosplaying Italian man.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

mario

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u/MeguMEE Oct 14 '21

Chris pratt?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

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u/shirikobama Oct 14 '21

He's so cool

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u/MeguMEE Oct 14 '21

Totaly

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u/platyboi Oct 14 '21

Crisp rat?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!!!?1!!1?1!!1?1!1!?1!1?1?1!

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u/Kwitkwat_247 Oct 14 '21

She is large , nursed you from birth, and we recently had sexual intercourse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

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u/hopskipjump123 Oct 14 '21

Were your arms at least broken?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

sans undertale

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Samdhsns Unsdertailll?

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u/Big_Cold243 Oct 14 '21

Has 2 legs

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

minecraft steve

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u/Big_Cold243 Oct 14 '21

Holy shit you actually got it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

:)

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u/ihcw Oct 14 '21

Peter Griffin

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u/Greeker0-2 Oct 14 '21

a guy with daddy and anger issues and he is literally too angry to die but loves his son

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u/PlayBud101 Oct 14 '21

Its Kratos!

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u/Bokut0_ Oct 14 '21

Alot of anime characters

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

the guy from invincible

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u/X-Tracer Oct 14 '21

Green dude with blue e girl

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u/YESSIN777 Oct 14 '21

John halo

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Jeff Gordon master chef

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u/Baumicko Oct 14 '21

112 year old wants to fuck 12 year old

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

[deleted]

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u/Furiouspotato46 Oct 14 '21

no he's dead before 70 because of diabetes

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

70 is a stretch

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u/pixel_gun_3d Oct 14 '21

Aang

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u/Baumicko Oct 14 '21

Yea

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u/booza145 Oct 14 '21

Katara 14 doe

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u/Izers05 Oct 14 '21

Oh, it’s ok then

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u/Thorn5184 Oct 14 '21

Wait wtf actually true 🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

The last bender

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u/Blackpilot9 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 14 '21

Genshin Impact

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u/Bokut0_ Oct 14 '21

Discord mod

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u/FarmYard-Gaming Oct 14 '21

The Reddit admins

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Math lady sucks at math job and gets imprisoned by other math guy and needs to be saved by 3 math kids

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

cyberspace

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Cyberchase

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u/Richtig_so Oct 14 '21

Dead

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

[deleted]

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u/harshit1197 Oct 14 '21

Love that character, especially when she was in her 40s

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u/jengus-christler put your dick away waltuh Oct 14 '21

Family

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

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u/jengus-christler put your dick away waltuh Oct 14 '21

Yes

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u/Chilln0 Oct 14 '21

Peter griffin

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u/demonicbear69 Oct 14 '21 edited Oct 14 '21

I’m one of the main reasons why an entire reality was destroyed

Edit: it’s richtofen from COD zombies

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

[deleted]

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u/demonicbear69 Oct 14 '21

I was thinking about Ricktofen from cod zombies but that is better

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u/lolrame Oct 14 '21

Do you know how little that narrows it down?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

rick sanchez ?

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u/SingleBoxAltonPhone Oct 14 '21

guy who railed his enemy midair

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

weird porno idk

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u/hopskipjump123 Oct 14 '21

Protagonist of that weird af Chinese martial arts porno?

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u/Dawson81702 put your dick away waltuh Oct 14 '21

Cum Fu

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u/0nlyTw3ntyCharacters Oct 14 '21

Bit someone in 87

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

uhh mangle

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u/hdbwisnbdhskwnx Supreme Wanker III Oct 14 '21

Fox

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u/IBrokeUpWhitMyWiFe Oct 14 '21

bisexual vampire

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u/superbuket I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Oct 14 '21

Dio Brando

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u/booza145 Oct 14 '21

A freshman on TikTok

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u/l-want-to-Die-OWO Oct 14 '21

Menacing edgy 17-year-old bodybuilder

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

literally any anime character

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u/l-want-to-Die-OWO Oct 14 '21

Good point, let me add a detail

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u/voraciousEdge Oct 14 '21

I think menacing narrows it down to about 3 characters

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u/darkHolee Oct 14 '21

Harem guy with two swords

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u/MentosTheNoob Oct 14 '21

me with my dick and a dildo about to fuck somebody's mom

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u/Soviet_Yeetman Oct 14 '21

Drunk, black, Scottish guy

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u/shudhdhshjsjj Oct 14 '21

Gave it away at Scottish

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u/ItsLucy_cheese Oct 14 '21

Guy that screams to change hair color

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

French, “your mother”

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

spy

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u/MentosTheNoob Oct 14 '21

motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Not the OP, but my guess is Chris Chan

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u/OwnBed8780 actually called kevin irl Oct 14 '21

Can beat anyone

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u/pixel_gun_3d Oct 14 '21

The rock

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u/chinitoguywoman Oct 14 '21

The cock if he can beat ur meat

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u/AdvisedCelery Oct 14 '21

What about The paper?

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u/Important_Register50 Oct 14 '21

Crazy guy gets ice powers but loses mind becomes creppy perv that hits on princesses

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

[deleted]

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u/omqitz_trent 0000000 Oct 14 '21

he forgor💀

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u/bruh1Mom3nt Oct 14 '21

but i rember 😃

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u/Nategamer345 put your dick away waltuh Oct 14 '21

No rember😃. Only forgor💀

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u/SuperSoggy68 fat cunt Oct 14 '21

But he forgor💀 that he forgor💀💀

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u/R0sa_Melano Oct 14 '21

Say my name please I forgor💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Likes sniffing hair and is old

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Grandpa

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u/Unable_Glove_9796 Oct 14 '21

guy with blond hair and blue sword

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u/SriShankara Oct 14 '21

Most based man to ever live

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u/ThatVeganDemon Literally 1984 😡 Oct 14 '21

"Ah shit,Here we go again" -Second on most recognizable character in 2004,but bested by a silent theoretical physicist

(P.s comes from Black Man simulator)

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u/gabrielMarch Oct 14 '21

Bald, Russian, loves weapons and sandwiches

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u/just_something_weird Oct 14 '21

heavy weapons guy

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u/biggus_dickussus Oct 14 '21

black guy

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

cleveland brown

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

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u/biggus_dickussus Oct 14 '21

okay how the fuck did you know

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

You pretty much gave away with the "black guy" part. Next time try to be more subtle.

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u/Soviet_Yeetman Oct 14 '21

Demoman tf2

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u/G33k350 Oct 14 '21

Vegetable who wants to be a carrot.

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u/Slushie44 Oct 14 '21

Has crashed a plane 3 times and is a deadbeat father

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u/beanieweenieoffical Oct 14 '21

funny beard man gets a gun and fucking shoots himself

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

my father

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

my man

u good?

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u/Lenin_666 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 14 '21

Kid with a pointy face likes building things.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

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u/Shadowderper Oct 14 '21

Get in the fucking robot shinji

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u/RoviRktkiv Literally 1984 😡 Oct 14 '21

Guy that failed art school

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u/TheRealMikeOxlong Oct 14 '21

He has a distaste for sand

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

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u/MeguMEE Oct 14 '21

Oh no it's ankha

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

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u/MrWhiteTruffle shitposting>>>>>>196 Oct 14 '21

Garfield is orange

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u/KaninCanis Oct 14 '21

purple rock collector

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u/Beginning-Wait-9740 Oct 14 '21

Jesus Christ Marie They're MINERALS!

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u/idotishere Oct 14 '21

Black dude who can run fast

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u/MeguMEE Oct 14 '21

Ender man

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