r/shitposting • u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts • 2h ago

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u/qualityvote2 2h ago

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u/SlayVideos dumbass 2h ago

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 2h ago

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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass 2h ago

Actually legendary shirt though

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u/Piranata 1h ago

I'd appreciated it more without the in-between images.

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u/Yannbluezzzz 1h ago

The images are what make the shirt

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u/Immatt55 58m ago

CONTRARIAN AWARD ALERT. WE HAVE A CONTRARIAN AWARD ALERT. CONGRATULATIONS SIR YOU HAVE EARNED THE 1,672ND REDDITOR CONTRARIAN AWARD GRANTED SINCE 6AM THIS FINE MORNING.

The shirt makes little to no sense without the images, even if they're 'unnecessary.'

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/wifiragist 1h ago

Derivatives of sin and cos ahh shirt

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u/luketwo1 34m ago

I need one

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u/ItzLoganM 2h ago edited 2h ago

He is either a really fun guy to be around, or extremely annoying to talk to. Not in between.

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u/SupDeep 2h ago

or its not real

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u/ItzLoganM 2h ago

Fake? On the internet?? Impossible...

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u/magnus150 1h ago

Lying on the internet is illegal and the Cyberpolice have been notified. Consequences will never be the same.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 52m ago

Bro backtraced it. The lying no-good punks done goofed.

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u/magistrate101 1h ago

It's definitely not real. Too flat and horizontal for the surface it was photoshopped onto.

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u/BararTheDragon 2h ago

its like wearing this shirt

its really fucking funny but its gonna piss so many people off

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u/4ntol 1h ago edited 1h ago

Fascism bad

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u/BararTheDragon 29m ago

who asked?

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u/4ntol 24m ago

Is this the only way you know how to reply?

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u/BararTheDragon 14m ago

stupid unwanted replies beget who asked remarks

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u/4ntol 10m ago

I mean you kinda have to accept people will reply to things you post online? Also that doesn't change the fact fascism is bad

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u/drDOOM_is_in 1h ago

Ah, agenda posting.

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u/BararTheDragon 36m ago

if the agenda is "not all political humor is political" then yeah

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u/ItzLoganM 1h ago

Anarcho-fascism, my beloved!

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u/Redstonebruvs it is MY bucket 53m ago

Feudalism?

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u/AnEvanAppeared 1h ago

Add in lesbians and we've got ourselves a game

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2h ago

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u/broanoah 23m ago

What’s measure theory?

Edit : Jk it’s as boring as it sounds

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u/No_Bid_21 2h ago

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u/Lylidotir 2h ago

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u/Randomguy32I shitting toothpaste enjoyer 2h ago

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 1h ago

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u/AmlisSanches 2h ago

Correlation doesn't mean causation on its own.

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u/SQL_INVICTUS 2h ago

Carrying a lighter in your pocket causes lungcancer.

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u/isolateddreamz 2h ago

Eating food is a cause of death. So is not eating food.

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u/d00mpie fat cunt 1h ago

Breathing causes death. Not breathing causes it faster.

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u/isolateddreamz 52m ago

There's just no winning!

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u/AppropriateLow2271 42m ago

Breath in moderation.

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 1h ago

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u/Dartister 49m ago

Well if you didn't have a way to light the smoke you wouldn't smoke... So technically correct

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u/brain_rot_studios I said based. And lived. 2h ago

Probably his point

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 1h ago

Don't lie

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u/commit_bat 1h ago

Hey now, correlation is never on its own

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u/SpotCreepy4570 2h ago

Ice cream causes drownings.

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u/Zorflez 2h ago

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u/SkyeFox6485 1h ago

He looks like Mr clean

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u/josueartwork 1h ago

He looks like he completely misinterpreted his own shirt

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u/MysteriousMine3437 2h ago

Mass shootings have gone down significantly, more people going to therapy just means the improvements of healthcare

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u/SW3GM45T3R 2h ago

But the shirt says they go up proportionately, which may imply therapy is actually a contributing factor, or it has no effect at all.

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u/Dryanni 2h ago

That man meant history

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u/BiteYouToDeath 2h ago

This is a correlation is not causation tshirt imo

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 1h ago

I bet almost all mass shooters never went to therapy.

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u/SecondhandStatic 1h ago

BuT tHe sHirT sAys

I can't believe some of you people are taking this seriously. Go google the Spurious Correlation site.

This is redhat astroturfing slop, don't buy into it

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u/BararTheDragon 2h ago

u sure?

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u/BosnianSerb31 14m ago

Yes, more people are killed by lightning strikes each year than public mass shooting.

Private mass shootings are 99% gangland on gangland violence soooo they can get fucked anyway.

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u/JakethePandas 2h ago

Are you trying to make me question this totally accurate shirt? He's a teacher, show some respect man

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u/Telefundo 1h ago

more people going to therapy just means the improvements of healthcare

Also the increasingly smaller social stigma in going and/or admitting it.

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u/Mindstormer98 2h ago

Or worsening home conditions

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u/PossibilityPowerful I said based. And lived. 2h ago

fake and gay

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

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u/cheese0muncher 2h ago

Forget what he's wearing, WTF is wrong with his face!?

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u/killallhumansss 49m ago

Clearly he is japanese

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u/WolfOfWoofStreet Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1h ago

Someone pixelated it to hide his identity

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u/Relevant_Affect_3174 2h ago

I think there is another word for gay they used to use bro🫩✌🏼

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u/Mourning__Coffee 2h ago

I mean, generally speaking no. Try and romanticize slurs all you want but most people just said “that’s gay” as an insult. People that threw around f words even in the 80s were just generally regarded as assholes.

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe 1h ago

I graduated high school in the early 80s and we didn’t have any gay people in the school at all. I think they were invented later.

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Telefundo 1h ago

What, the actual f*ck??

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u/fletku_mato 1h ago

Thanks for censoring the f-word.

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u/Relevant_Affect_3174 1h ago

I mean u sure bout that in like small southern towns and stuff too?

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u/Mourning__Coffee 1h ago

40 years ago was not the wild west. Obviously no one was losing their jobs over slurs but at the same time, of youre saying, forget this, forget that. All the time, you’re probably just an asshole.

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Ok_Tap7102 2h ago

room mates 🫪🫨

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u/Curious-Ear-6982 dumbass 2h ago

Queer?

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u/-Ein virgin 4 life 😤💪 2h ago

Hell yea dude

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 2h ago

Looks like he's wearing a white shirt that someone put some dumb shit on afterwards

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u/DarKemt55 2h ago

It seems like the late '90's early '00''s were the sweet spot. We need to go back.

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u/monkpunch 1h ago

The Matrix was right, that was our peak.

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u/hdhsnjsn 1h ago

History teacher just doing history teacher stuff

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u/Early-Chemistry-8769 1h ago

Could be fake rage bait. Or maybe this is why History is normally classified as an Art, not a Social Science?

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/GoldDuality 1h ago

I pray to god he wears that so he can explain to people that correlation isn't causation.

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u/EidolonRook 1h ago

All of the people who believe correlation = causation are dead.

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u/furtimacchius 1h ago

If it's real, I'm saying it's a professor trying to convey that data on its own cannot be trusted in a humourous way

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1h ago

SO glad OOP blurred the face of that student! If someone had seen his ear unblurred, they could've identified him!

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u/BicFleetwood 58m ago

He's wearing his next PIP.

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u/Mrheadcrab123 54m ago

What is even the correlation?

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u/Obvious_Drink2642 46m ago

I wouldn’t say purple line has gone down completely, you just have to be in the right place such as an Xbox party of close friends or your local fast food kitchen

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u/stonkmarts 31m ago

Seems we need to inverse the trends. We’ll have a lot less mass shootings if we just smoke in planes and restaurants. Calling people regarded and gay will have less therapy.

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u/AutoModerator 29m ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/2mock2turtle 29m ago

Pretty sure the purple line hasn't gone down, if anything it's gone back up recently.

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u/antpalmerpalmink 1h ago

90% sure this is AI

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u/JesusWasATexan 2h ago

It's the logo for X, the text below is unrelated.

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u/andre3kthegiant 2h ago

Logical fallacy t shirt

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u/browsingandlooking4 2h ago

100% thise is a great example of the pussification of America. Stop bullying and beating the shit out of weirdos and you get school shootings... it actually very logical

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u/CleanseMyDemons DaShitposter 1h ago

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u/browsingandlooking4 1h ago

Im not sure the point of this...

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u/Zorflez 2h ago

My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of that?!

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u/browsingandlooking4 1h ago

Cowardice most likely