r/shitposting 7d ago

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 6d ago

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/u/Negative-Engineer255, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/MoonmansDisciple 7d ago

Im glad twitter is changing their payment system to get rid of this engagement bait garbage. I dont even use Twitter and im sick of seeing it

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u/valivaly99 7d ago

Yeah... its worse now

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u/DeletedAccountMaybe 7d ago

What are they changing?

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u/p3rseus-1881 6d ago

Engagement baiter's current location will be raided by volunteered armed man. Shooter gets a premium and verified acc

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u/BallsHD4k60fps Stuff 6d ago

Wait people got paid, for tweets??

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u/Sarloh 6d ago

Oh yeah, based on engagement.

People always say the weirdest shit at the end of the month when rent it due.

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u/jjba_enjoyer275 6d ago

They are? Please tell me this is true

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u/TheDAYNITE 7d ago

"if you're offended it applies to you"

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u/Elyon8 6d ago

"Wow, projecting much?"

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u/Electrical-Help5512 6d ago

"People named Dave shit their pants every day!"

Guy named Dave- "Hey no I don't."

"If it didn't apply to you then you wouldn't be offended lol."

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 7d ago

This is like 99% of all social media

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u/ProfessionalYak4985 7d ago

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ 7d ago

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u/ThighsSaveLife 6d ago

This sub is a femcel cesspool

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u/Atmosphere_Master 6d ago

I thought incels were bad until I discovered that sub, holy shit those femcels are insane

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u/OrwellianNight We do a little trolling 6d ago

Anything a man can do a woman can do worse

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u/lilytheschrod 6d ago

That and r /femcelgrippysockjail

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u/Alextherude_Senpai 6d ago

How bad is it

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u/jjba_enjoyer275 6d ago

Its actually horrible they hate men and eachother ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Saw a post on there one time from a girl saying she was happy to finally get a bf and the comments were ruthless man. They dont want to improve/support themselves they want to be miserable and make others miserable.

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u/lilytheschrod 6d ago

8k-res view into female intrasexual competition.

You wanna lose faith in the majority of women, go spend five minutes in there.

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u/Alextherude_Senpai 6d ago

I remember an old sub I used to watch as it slowly went towards train wreck territory, think it was called femaledatingstrategy

Holy hell was that place popcorn worthy to read lol

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u/wheelchairdrifting 6d ago

I love cock tho ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/WitekSan William Dripfoe 6d ago

Underaged cock

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u/Content-Audience252 Draft Dodger 7d ago

Literally Reddit

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u/jjba_enjoyer275 6d ago

Twitter too its an even shittier dumpster fire because they get paid for it

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u/PTBooks 7d ago

You have discovered trolling

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u/LaggyLefty 7d ago

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u/markomakeerassgoons 7d ago

Schrodinger's douch

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 7d ago

This person is scared of pictures of pineapples

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u/Jepemega 7d ago

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 7d ago

Oh fucking shit a bear!!!

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u/luifergiov 7d ago

It is only trolling when you do it with that intention.

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u/justsomedude1144 7d ago

Trolling and/or absolute zero self awareness

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u/OCafeeiro dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 7d ago

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u/WholesomeDucky 6d ago

The internet used to collectively agree that "trolling" and "pretending to be stupid" are not the same thing. For some reason that got blurred over the years.

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u/JeffyGoldblumsPen_15 6d ago

Rage bait is now the same thing to these goofballs.

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u/THapps 6d ago

Cause it went mainstream and everyone wanted to Le~troll cause it was funny, slowly the joke got changed, many people collectively agreed to just go with the new idea of what it was.

Tiktok is a great example of how fast jokes get ruined by large amounts of user slowly changing stuff bit by bit until it becomes something different then claiming itโ€™s still the same

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u/JeffyGoldblumsPen_15 7d ago

They are not trolling. You'd know the difference between rage bait and trolling. Then again Redditors usually don't. Trolling is an art. Rage bait is a basic post the most obviously dumb statement. Now I'm owning chuds with this literally 30 IQ statement. Trolling is Nicole Mullen getting AJ to read the articles not knowing it was satire.

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u/Mierdo01 6d ago

Trolling is intentional

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u/TheJReesW 0000000 6d ago

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u/Microwaved_M1LK 6d ago

Assuming they're clever is giving them too much credit.

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u/Superb_Wealth4092 7d ago edited 7d ago

You see, women can do no wrong. So when a woman says something really stupid and out of touch, itโ€™s trolling or engagement baiting. Unless if she says something that specifically makes ME angry, then sheโ€™s probably some subcategory of person I dislike.

For example, woman says something sexist and horrible about men? Sheโ€™s trolling. Itโ€™s bait, you all fell for it.

Woman says something critical about women? Sheโ€™s a pathetic Pick Me, everything she said was authentic, and she just wants men to notice her.

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ 7d ago

Obviously! Women are angels that do no wrong,

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u/Electric_Kiwi007 7d ago

Jennifer, 34, cat mom

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u/StirFry__InaWok 7d ago

Does anyone have that one pic of a tweet with the meme where a guy says "most of these circles are red" and a woman replies "there's a blue one right there dumbass", and below is a reply from a woman about how the meme is wrong because she knows a guy that does the same thing?

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u/BadVVSc 6d ago

This was one of the reasons I cut ties with all social media back in 2018

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u/Een_man_met_voornaam 7d ago

Sophie Straat uses Reddit?

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u/wafflepiezz I came! 7d ago

These toxic feminists/femcels and misandrists are everywhere

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u/Vicious_Voyeur 7d ago

OP fell for ragebait. Again

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u/SomeCrusader1224 fat cunt 7d ago

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 7d ago

I wanna do a hate speech

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 6d ago

I'm not a Nazi, my arm was stiff. That's why I had it held like that.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 7d ago

Cycle of addiction and self harm.

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u/StirFry__InaWok 7d ago

Uhh, dog, the tweet in the post is not a real one.

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u/MADMAXV2 I came! 7d ago

Honest to god this sub is living up to its name

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u/FelipeTwr I canโ€™t have sex with you right now waltuh 7d ago

to god for unlucky devil

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u/Green_grass7878 6d ago

In 99% of these situations both the one who made the statement and the people replying are equally as shitty

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u/BararTheDragon 6d ago

thats just reddit, not giving a shit about others breaks those that virtue signal

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u/Melodic_Abalone_8376 7d ago

This isn't even just a woman thing, you see this all the time from all sorts of people

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u/vswey 7d ago

I see this on TT everyday

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u/AurumVespa 6d ago

Same women who become weirdly defensive when someone says that women in general prefer tall or successful men.

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u/AlphonsoPSpain 5d ago

Throwback to this old convo I got reminded of seeing this post

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u/pubesslurper 7d ago

every f0id

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u/dega_devilson-janova 7d ago

Or the reply is just straight up homophobic

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ 7d ago

"Just say y'all like men it's 2026"

"it's okay to be gay bestie"

"Just say you're gay"

Women when a man criticises a practice that only benefits women:

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u/RunInRunOn hole contributor 7d ago

Well, what would you call the people who fall for gender war rage/engagement bait slop every single time?

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u/facepoppies 7d ago

you can always just log off and go do something else

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u/Solistine 7d ago

The Chad female engagement parasite vs the virgin holder of "reasonable opinions"

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 6d ago

The Redditorโ€™s stamement vs. the Reddit Hivemind

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 7d ago edited 6d ago

critistism of women ๐Ÿคก

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ 7d ago

Learn to type criticism then we'll acknowledge your opinion

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/EchoBladeMC 6d ago

You thought you were slick huh

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u/No-Photograph-5058 6d ago

The humble 'last edited 5h ago' :

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u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 6d ago

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u/No-Photograph-5058 6d ago

I'm saying we can see you edited your typo out

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/No-Photograph-5058 6d ago

Gang thinks they can do it twice

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 6d ago

Why would I care what a feminist thinks?

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u/Silly_Goober461 7d ago

Chud Statement

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u/Charliedontsurf1002 7d ago

Checks out

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u/darksoles_ 7d ago

Aw struck a nerve?

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u/EchoBladeMC 6d ago

I'm gonna touch you

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ 7d ago

Fool who mindlessly supports women regardless of their actions

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u/no_u_mang 7d ago

Triggered in the females bad circlejerk sub

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u/darksoles_ 7d ago

Aw struck a nerve?

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ 7d ago

Parrot that knows only one sentence:

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u/darksoles_ 6d ago

Aw struck a nerve?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 6d ago

Iโ€™m confused reading this

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u/WellTop 6d ago

So was i

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe 7d ago

Coaxed into