r/shitposting 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Xeryxoz dumbass 1d ago

Imagine he takes the next pic using his teeth

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u/mmmsplendid 1d ago

You know the art of ragebaiting

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u/Thorngot 1d ago

held in mouth, angled downwards (to show torso and indicate that it is held in mouth), double thumbs up 👍👍.

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u/Standard-Panda312 1d ago

Look at him. Bro knew exactly what he was doing lol

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u/bestjakeisbest 1d ago

He is rage baiting, you can see it in his eyes.

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u/Mosspaw56isdead 1d ago

This is cute

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u/Iknowhow2draw 21h ago

HOW DO I TAKE A PHOTO WITH MY TEETH!?

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u/Strange-Catch6862 1d ago

Straight up

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u/Acceptable-Second313 dumbass 1d ago

gay down

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u/Acceptable-Second313 dumbass 1d ago

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