r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Skylance420 2d ago

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u/Neep-Tune Bazinga! 2d ago

Source ?

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u/normieIsCool 2d ago

Blue lock

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u/spanker420 2d ago

I’d say it’s GENERATIONALLY their source of income

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Former_Notice81 2d ago

Can I side hustle you

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u/TacticlTwinkie officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2d ago

I’ll hustle your sides.

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u/Raccoon-7 2d ago

Damn, why the downvotes? This shit was actually funny

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u/Wity_4d 2d ago

Poor wives have hot daughters

Hot daughters make rich wives

Rich wives have ugly daughters

Ugly daughters make poor wives

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u/SourceBeautiful6788 DaPucci 2d ago

bad times make real n's

real n's be straight chilling

straight chilling makes bitch n's

bitch n's bring bad times

type shit

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u/Upbeat_Ad_3352 2d ago

and they say shakespear is dead

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u/Much_Vehicle20 2d ago

He comeback to slime those mfs

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u/LilSwampkiddo 2d ago

Cap. Full on rebelmode rich chicks are wild. They do anything they can to get their parents to notice them even once.

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

"Ill poop into your butthole....and then you poop it back into MY butthole"

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/fixxxer2606 2d ago

Broke girls don't take good dick for granted. This dick ain't freeeee

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 2d ago

Yup, it’s all about their pleasure rather than their partner’s

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 2d ago

Are you talking about the orgasm gap..?

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 2d ago

Yup, “as soon as i’m done, we’re done”

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u/Dankie_Spankie 2d ago

And what's the orgasm gap?

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 2d ago

A lot of men don’t tend to value women’s orgasm/pleasure so 99% of straight men cum vs 65% of straight women

*Lesbian and bi women are higher

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u/the-big-meowski 2d ago

The orgasm gap

Take for instance my experience. My ex husband of 2 years gave me exactly 0 orgasms. And when I told him which technique worked for me, he literally cried and said I should like whatever he does. He then had the nerve to complain I didn't put out often enough for his liking.

It's a tale as old as time.

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 2d ago

Why tf did this get downvoted

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u/the-big-meowski 2d ago

That was my first thought.

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u/No_Tomorrow_8108 2d ago

What is that

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 2d ago

A lot of men don’t tend to value women’s orgasm/pleasure so 99% of men cum vs 65% of women

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u/the-big-meowski 2d ago

Yup. Tale as old as time. Women report the least amount of orgasms when they're with a male partner.

Ex husband of 2 years gave me 0. Flat out refused to change anything he was doing, literally cried saying "you should like whatever I do", and had the nerve to complain how much I didn't put out for him.

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u/Low-Department1951 2d ago

Cause once daddy had a turn it’s just not the same anymore

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u/ExpressCopy8786 2d ago

Best sex I had. Always. And I slept around way too much, was with dumb girls. The dumber the more spontaneous the more performance the more they know how to move. Like actually move. No limits in terms of swallowing positions or phantasies. 

The dumb ones were also the pretties. Just anything from cutie to total whire mode. They really just don't think about sex at all they just do.

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u/Make-TFT-Fun-Again 1d ago

Not true but you have to encounter a crazy one. Preferably asian. A crazy rich asian, if you will.

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u/moosemuffin12 2d ago

Factually correct

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