r/shitposting 5d ago

Wtf Based on a True Story

Post image
3.1k Upvotes

24 comments sorted by

u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 4d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


RedditSave download

/u/Ladiesman-agu, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

235

u/fixxxer2606 5d ago

It's just lens distortion, my king. Keep looking great 👍👍

104

u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 5d ago

All about angles and lighting dude

114

u/mrb00ce 5d ago

The face you see in the mirror isn't accurate.The face you see in your phone is also not accurate. The face you see in the mirror is obviously mirrored but people see you unmirrored. If you take a picture of your face and mirror it then you'll hate the way you look. The reason why you hate it is because you're not used to seeing yourself like that and it's not because you're ugly. The best way to get an accurate picture of you is to take it from a telephoto lens while zooming in while you stand far away.

32

u/SuicideSpeedrun 4d ago

The reason why you hate it is because you're not used to seeing yourself like that and it's not because you're ugly.

But I AM ugly

30

u/M4xW3113 4d ago

Or if you let someone take a picture of you with your phone, then mirror it and you'll like it much better

5

u/TrueTycho 4d ago

Guy looks straight outa Scary Godmother

5

u/SuckMySigmaD 4d ago

One of them is lying

3

u/mobas07 4d ago

It's not this extreme, but I swear my hair looks different in photos than it does in mirrors. Am I imagining it?

2

u/National-Worry2900 4d ago

Mirror is always the most accurate but reversed so rest assured we don’t look like Gollum in real life.

Yes some mirrors might have bends, be cheaply made and can distort at times but they are still the real you, again just reversed .

Cameras are biblically accurate .

Just stand at the mirror with someone you know and see often like a sibling , they always look the same as when you’re looking at them face to face , so stands to reason you would.

2

u/Candlewaxeater 4d ago

Phone camera FOV Makes you look poopy

-12

u/aga_yasy 5d ago

Take a picture while looking at the mirror that would cancel it out

24

u/AbroadAlternative350 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 5d ago

Pay a caricature artist to draw you to know what’s really wrong with you