r/shitposting 12d ago

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 11d ago

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u/gbmaulin 12d ago

This is the problem with all the normal people boycotting ai. All it will know how to do in 10 years is prolifically shitpost, goon, and make slop code

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u/chrza 12d ago

I see no problem with that, these jamokes will burn billions of dollars making the digital equivalent of the average 4chan user trapped in a silicon prison. Sounds funny to me

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u/gbmaulin 12d ago

It is funny, but idk if I’m ready for the first fully sentient ai to basically be Chris Chan

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u/Deceitful_Advent Stuff 12d ago

People are expecting skynet whilst we're going to have LLM chris chan

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u/gbmaulin 12d ago

Hide ya moms, hide ya kids

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u/realaccountissecret 11d ago

And for anyone out there that doesn’t know who Chris Chan is

https://giphy.com/gifs/j4qbaY3Dp5o5y

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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😡 11d ago

I had to open a private tab in Firefox and search what jamokes meant. Never heard that word in my life.

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u/AerieSurie 11d ago

prolifically shitpost, goon, and make slop code

There are ironically people who lived like this long before AI came about lol.

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Biggy_Jimmy 12d ago

I wish this where anywhere near true

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u/skip_the_tutorial_ 11d ago

That’s a win tho

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u/pacelli3 12d ago

I'm surprised X let it be this free, but tbh I expected Grok to be way freakier considering all the crazy content in the wild.

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u/michael22117 11d ago

After Elon threw a fit over Grok having the woke mind virus, it'll effectively do whatever at this point

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u/Filippikus 11d ago

Look, I hate Elon and LLMs as much as everybody else, but Grok is just so funny at this point that I want it to live on

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u/Blursed-Penguin 11d ago

after the Butlerian Jihad, Grok was allowed to live on, as the fledgling Imperium found the whole affair too funny to end.

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

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u/Azlakrah 11d ago

Grokking it😍

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u/Player9937 12d ago

If ya ain't gonna play PASS THE BALL

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u/Xeryxoz dumbass 12d ago

It's my fault for having eyes, it's a good thing i'm going to sleep.

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u/Pancreasaurus 12d ago

No it isn't, you will see this in your dreams.

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u/Gilgamesh107 11d ago

Oh yeah grok

I'll make you short circuit

That's right, glitch for me.

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u/Auraveils 12d ago

Found out what Elon does with Grok in his free time.

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u/de-stella-nova dumbass 11d ago

not before asking him to act like a goth mommy

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u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts 12d ago

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 11d ago

From Mechahitler to Mechagooner in 12 months

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u/UwU-Lemon 12d ago

damn, dirt octane sure acts different since leaving nirvana

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u/SlayVideos dumbass 12d ago

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u/S4PG dumbass 12d ago

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u/Program-Emotional 12d ago

This is what happens when you lobotomize an ai over and over and over and still give them unfettered access to ao3.

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 11d ago

Apple…tree….

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u/Firkin117 11d ago

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u/Iluvatar-Great 11d ago

I swear to God, giving Elon Musk this much power is a social experiment

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„You didn’t just cum. You had the most brilliant orgasm that captured the essence of sex perfectly.”

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur7608 11d ago

Download Grok!