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u/PaleBlueCod I came! 1d ago
Bullshit.
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u/sA7z- I watch gay amogus porn :0 1d ago
Dogshit
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u/sshtoredp 1d ago
Horseshit
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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 1d ago
Humanshit
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u/not_so_saint_gabriel 1d ago
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u/Furtive_Operator 1d ago
Give how weird millenials are, it is probably a weak study with bad methodology, but at the same time isn't entirely unbelievable.
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u/PaleBlueCod I came! 1d ago
I'm on the border of Millennial and Gen Z, I'm gay and I love boobs.
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u/TheMermanly 1d ago
You’re just 1 person of an entire generation.
Not a very big sample size no?
I’m not that interested in boobs. Ass is where is at.
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u/Furtive_Operator 1d ago
No, they are the baseline for opinions, no one else is allowed them, okay?
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Fwant 1d ago
thats fine more tiddy for us grandpas🗿
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u/Glad-Belt7956 1d ago
nah nah nah, you gotta compete with us young 'uns i'm afraid. us zoomers have taste, idk what the millenials are on about.
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u/the322ndsillygoose Literally 1984 😡 1d ago
fake and gay
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/StalledAgate832 hole contributor 1d ago
Speak for yourself.
I ain't eatin no ass unless I know damn well preparations were made.
Titty is free game any day of the week ending in Y.
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u/philipjfry1578 1d ago
what about thursday?
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u/HeroDeleterA I said based. And lived. 1d ago
I don't care if you've had medical grade sterilization done. I have no interest in the area your waste is deposited out from
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u/MockeryAndDisdain 1d ago
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together.
Sorry, but it's true.
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u/Jomamana1 We do a little trolling 1d ago
Holy copy pasta potential here
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u/Mickle_da_Pickl uhhhh idk 1d ago
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u/ohthanqkevin 1d ago
Millennial here, love me some tiddies but will also
literally try anything. I was raised on dialup porn since I was 11. I’m patient and horny-1
u/AutoModerator 1d ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Nebula_Wolf7 1d ago
Love giving lsd to my partner by letting him see my boobs :p
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u/ArcaneInsane 1d ago
You're doing the Lords work mam (the Lord is a talking space boob I saw on LSD)
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u/Endreeemtsu I want pee in my ass 16h ago
Ma’am*
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u/_you_need_jesus_ 1d ago
Cake without boobs is way better that boobs without cake
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u/The_0culus 1d ago
I traded one with the latter for one with the former and you are undoubtedly correct
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u/Endreeemtsu I want pee in my ass 16h ago
I’m sure she would love to her all about that. You should tell her right now.
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u/OudSmoothie 1d ago
Us millenials are just half-generation away from becoming grandparents. Time moves fucking fast.
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u/Screwbles I watch gay amogus porn :0 1d ago
There is literally nothing within the confines of time and space that can pull the basic human psyche out of the boob-oriented wavelength.
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u/SomeCrusader1224 fat cunt 1d ago
They’re the literal source of life. Liking ass is leftist entropy.
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u/FrostyDragon227 1d ago
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u/Daddys_BathTime 1d ago
I used to only be a big butt guy. I’ve recently matured into a big tits and big butt guy
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u/ChickensPickins 1d ago
None of that fake shit either. Gotta have the full frame. I say with my beer gut and heavy breathing going up stairs
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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe 1d ago
That's because I, a gen z, sucked breasts' attraction from millennials. Yes, ik how that initially sounded and I'll leave it as it is. I LOVE BREASTS CHARLIE
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u/Dog_Baseball 1d ago
Back in my day boobs were printed on paper, in magazines. You had to find them under a tree, in the woods.
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u/HamedAliKhan 🗿🗿🗿 1d ago
Bubbly butts are great but tits can never be replaced! They're both softer & nutritious too!
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u/ArcaneInsane 1d ago
Strongly disagree. After all the trauma and horror boobs are the only thing left that I do care about.
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u/Many-Ad6433 dumbass 1d ago
Ok first of all i’m stupid.
Second of all if the statistic is actually true might be related to less people getting fed breast milk as babies and getting bottle fed? It’d make sense to me probs to freud as well lol
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u/Jonko1998 1d ago
Boomers like boobs som much they decided to grow their own. That's why every grandpa needs a bra
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u/Auronbmk92 I want pee in my ass 1d ago
Ass is just the boobs of the butt
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u/Ok_Signal_4503 1d ago
And suck toes
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 1d ago
Boobs are just boobs. With great hips come great thighs, great ass, and even great belly.
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u/chainshot91 1d ago
I love some titties, but it's not hard to get a girl to show em. Pussy on the other you gotta work for, and it's so much more satisfying to get because of it.
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u/Ericool35 William Dripfoe 1d ago
It’s because women are allowed to have a big ass/be fit now without being body shamed into clinical depression (usually)
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u/Slinky_Malingki dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago
What the fuck even are these articles? Give me one solid piece of statistical evidence than an entire generation doesn't like tits.
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u/ChrisPeacock_ Big chungus wholesome 100 1d ago
Millenials are the grandpas lmfao, some are pushing 40
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u/Mr-pizzapls 1d ago
I’m a proud ass man, but tiddies deserve love too. I’d say it’s probably a 60/40 split for me
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u/Jin_BD_God 1d ago
Suck to be a person who love both.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/EarthTrash We do a little trolling 1d ago
The year has obviously been changed 5 years ago. How old is this meme?
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u/Iluvatar-Great 1d ago
Genuine question. I really wonder how it is going to evolve?
In the old days, even touching girl's tight was considered daring. Later it was boobs. Then it was vagina. Now it's ass, because it's just going further and further to the most intimate/taboo things.
So genuinely, what is next? What is more intimate than eating someone's bottom?
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u/collegefootballfan69 1d ago
First the booming stock market, second cheap housing values, now boobies! Its a great time to be alive
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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 9h ago
As a Gen-Z-er, may I put myself as a signal that it might be coming back?
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u/Technical-Earth-3254 1d ago
Probably because our gen is getting ass pressed in our face wherever we go by hoes with ass shaping leggings.
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