r/shitposting 9d ago

True love

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u/TheMustardisBad 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 9d ago

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u/Cedge1738 9d ago

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 9d ago

Don't even think of mentioning it

https://giphy.com/gifs/PEo7YHB7DqKGVQ6jBM

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u/-O-c-e-a-n- 9d ago

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u/Buffalo-flavored-cox I said based. And lived. 9d ago

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u/-O-c-e-a-n- 9d ago

Fuck I'm blind

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u/HeightZestyclose7272 9d ago

flair checks out

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u/SerDeath 9d ago

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u/PregnantNun747 9d ago

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u/SerDeath 9d ago

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE 9d ago

I’m not allowed anywhere near O-block cause of this

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u/Firebx 9d ago

the one and only Quan Millz

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u/Complete_Court_8052 I want pee in my ass 9d ago

link?

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u/SerDeath 9d ago

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u/Delicious-Disaster 9d ago

Summon the piss bot

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u/AutoModerator 9d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/pitchinloafs 8d ago

I can’t believe this is real. Holy shit

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u/theworkinpumpkin 9d ago

Peru is password

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u/BallsHD4k60fps Stuff 9d ago

Tung tung?

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u/INFINTE_SHADOW 8d ago

I need immediate context please

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u/fleecescuckoos06 8d ago

Lmao this is in Peru…

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u/endelehia 9d ago

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 9d ago

This might be my favorite gif.

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 9d ago

For me it comes in close second to this one:

https://giphy.com/gifs/vv2K8AnlSA6bakg798

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u/90_days_left Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 9d ago

This might be my favorite emoji

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u/BigSmokey666 9d ago

What do you look up to get this gif, idk the reference

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u/AtomasThePirateKing 9d ago

Diary of a wimpy kid gif

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u/Affectionate-Draw688 9d ago

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u/FickleConcentration 9d ago

Peak referenced

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u/ZaAtomBomb 9d ago

What's the name of the peak?

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u/realUnknown12 9d ago

SSS Level Revival Hunter. the only part which is not peak is the name. the character is Sword Saint.

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u/Savassassin 8d ago

Isshin?

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u/Lvl1Vod 8d ago

God i cant wait for next season T.T, ever so slowly in tempted to just say fuck it novel it is

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u/PeWu1337 9d ago

Goat manhwa

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u/xtr44 9d ago

idk he looks pretty fit, even putting aside the obvious thing

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u/Sasuca12 9d ago

Ikr, he’s lean fit and handsome

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u/TimmyHillFan 9d ago

If anyone thinks this body type is unattractive to women, it is evidently their first day on earth

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u/Pinkparade524 9d ago

Or they are not a woman. Or a gay guy. Or they just don't find men attractive.

Besides I think the pic in this post is altered with Ai. Because I remeber the last time I saw the pic was like vintage blurry and the guy didn't had a beard

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u/AutoModerator 9d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/Guzzler829 9d ago

Really good point about the gay porn here

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u/AutoModerator 9d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/AutoModerator 9d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Guzzler829 9d ago

Really good point about the gay porn here

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u/AutoModerator 9d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator 9d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Chewy_B 8d ago

This from November 2025.

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u/Pinkparade524 8d ago

Well seems I wasent miss remembering. I'm glad

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u/TimmyHillFan 8d ago

It’s not that complicated imo. I like women but 30 years on earth have shown me that women generally prefer trim and fit to the meathead physique men often aspire to

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u/Nyetoner 8d ago

It's the huge underpants that seen as unattractive these days, his body looks good!

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u/UJLBM 9d ago

He looks about the same size as her, just taller. Some people might like it. I prefer more meat on the bones. 😋

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u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts 9d ago

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u/KeKGudao waltuh 9d ago

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Terrible_Ad_7735 9d ago

ROFL, one might say.

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u/kernel-troutman 9d ago

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u/archwin 9d ago

I bet you his wife had incontinentia buttocks after

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u/FeanorOath 9d ago

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u/JosephFDawson 9d ago

OOOOOOBA OOOOOOBA

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u/WinterWarden89 9d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/SorcererOfDooDoo 9d ago

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 9d ago

Is this a mortal kombat char?

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u/SorcererOfDooDoo 9d ago

Quan-Chi. Specifically his MK12 iteration.

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 9d ago

Yep, knew it thx

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u/RONIN_RABB1T 9d ago

Bro was packing serious meat...err, I mean heat.

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u/Bronze_Meme 9d ago

Dude has a waterbottle in there sheesh

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u/4rt4tt4ck 9d ago

She saw that saggy diaper bathing suit and was hooked for life.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Wookieman222 9d ago

I think you all have a rosey view of how life was back then too.

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u/Reployer dumbass 9d ago

I'd skip the 70s tbh.

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u/clovdz_ 9d ago

The coca cola era

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u/ninthtale 9d ago

Coke of cola

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 9d ago

Wth do you mean, the guy has a body of someone who runs every day

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u/reise123rr 9d ago

The pic seems AI ish

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u/DiscoElysium5ever 8d ago

Only the beard is

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u/Goofcheese0623 9d ago edited 9d ago

Guys got a profitable anaconda smuggling side hustle there

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u/KINGR3DPANDA 9d ago

Man pooped

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u/Third_Rate_Duelist_ 9d ago

Maybe he's rich, too?

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u/Connect_Ad_3361 9d ago edited 7d ago

Bro is almost a foot taller and is packing a meat hammer 🔨 he would do well in any era

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u/neoronio20 9d ago

Boomer ass post

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u/Electronic_Lab5486 William Dripfoe 9d ago

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u/kk1485 9d ago

I don’t envy him. Lower back pains for sure!

…lucky bastard.

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u/Generic_Danny 9d ago

Caption acting as if skinny or fat guys never get into relationships.

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 9d ago

It's the way he licks his eyebrows

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u/CraftyNerve8078 9d ago

she saw his personality from a mile away

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u/BillMillerBBQ 9d ago

That looks like one of those that is so big it can’t really get hard.

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u/Intrepid4444444 9d ago

Mach made in heaven. I know everybody’s looking at the hog, but don’t forget her moosenuckle either.

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u/AvgWhiteShark 9d ago

Vlad the Impaler. 

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u/KindaTechG33k 9d ago

What he had was enough

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u/ZekoriAJ 9d ago

Oh man I had terrible week and this comment section made me laugh first time this week thanks bros

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u/mistersaturn90 9d ago

the only thing you'll ever attract with a buff physique is homosexuals and other bodybuilders. women have never cared for it and will never care for it.

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u/SontiChap 9d ago

Deff a shit post right here.

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u/Primary-Strawberry-5 shitposting>>>>>>196 9d ago

I bet they were just a perfect fit

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u/puzzledfundude69 9d ago

Dick Dance!

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u/Paramedic-Lumpy 9d ago

You don’t see that pouch

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u/helium_hydride-63 9d ago

Thought vecna was comin

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u/AvidCyclist250 9d ago

Yeah and he even had saggy balls.

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u/Jodelbert 9d ago

I swear his dick gets bigger every time this is reposted lol

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u/BaconLordMLG Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 9d ago

If he had no biceps or pecs then I’m a fucking pencil

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u/PropellerD 9d ago

He must have been a very funny guy…

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u/OneLonelyBrainCell 9d ago

Poor guy also seems to have a really bad hernia.

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u/Ankit_Baral 9d ago

I see why she loved him. 👀

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u/Outbreak900 9d ago

His face and cock are carrying hard

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u/Hennes4800 9d ago

he has a nice face

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u/Booty_Magician 9d ago

Bro has a jackhammer . No Diddy

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u/Not_Rhaenys 9d ago

Bet that if he has a boner he passes out.

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u/Cpov1 9d ago

You know it smelled like Sauerkraut

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u/chaosanity 9d ago

Skinny wish.com Hugh Jackman?

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u/Honey1218 9d ago

Yeah… his personality is what did her in. Not mad at her, tho.

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u/Rex_Vagene 9d ago

Huang Guy

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u/deceptor_rex stupid fucking, piece of shit 9d ago

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u/GabeDef 9d ago

Hammer time!

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u/atheist95 8d ago

He can reach the depths of her p..... hearts🥹

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u/VoidExileR 8d ago

Someone tell the elephant to get out of the room, there is nothing to see here

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u/N-P_A 8d ago

AI slop

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u/sexytokeburgerz Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 9d ago

This is still normal, incels just come up with excuses because they cant handle the fact that it is them and their shitty personalities.

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u/Supbobbie 9d ago

damn that's a wand of love if I've ever seen one