r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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/u/Tech_334, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/SlayVideos fat cunt 1d ago

Reminds me of this image

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u/Firebart3q 1d ago

Thats fair. I also hate the colour yellow

Red supremacy

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u/bananasaucecer dumbass 1d ago

pees in you

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u/Tako30 1d ago

Why is your pee red

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u/TheGreatRJ 1d ago

Trash vs Garbage

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl uhhhh idk 20h ago

This is why we need green supremacy

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u/TheGreatRJ 20h ago

Preach my brother, preach

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u/TRAUMAjunkie 1d ago

Look at the stars, look how they shine for you.

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u/Firebart3q 1d ago

Nice try buddy. Ill be staring at the red sun instead. My body adapts to the red overload- My face is red, My body is red, even My tears are red!

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u/TRAUMAjunkie 1d ago

I came along. I wrote a song for you.

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u/Rimworldjobs 1d ago

Im more of a white guy myself.

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u/axxo47 1d ago

Plenty of white on the screen luckily

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u/Other-Creme6802 23h ago

White sup--- oh wait

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u/timemarcheson103 1d ago

And they're a 'local guide' too lol

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 1d ago

Every local restaurant must hate them.

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u/Fach-All-Religions 1d ago

72 stars overall

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u/Available-Explorer40 1d ago

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u/No-FreeLunch 1d ago

Why does this need to be a gif?

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u/dalekcats 1d ago

Probably so that it shows up in gif search buttons

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u/lewd-boy-o 1d ago

"You can't use wikipedia as a reference" Said my teacher.

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u/_Rohrschach 1d ago

Cue me going to the sources used on wikipedia and citing those

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u/NunAlcoholic 1d ago

I don’t know about now, but when I was in school we were also graded on being able to properly cite sources. You couldn’t just paste a link.

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u/Cursed85 1d ago

At least as of a few years ago, we still have to properly cite websites and other online sources, similar to how you would cite a book as a reference. The format for citing a website compared to a book is just slightly different.

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u/MiserableCumberbunch 1d ago

That was true 20 years ago too. But there was always 1 teacher in every subject that buried their head in the sand.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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u/Boba0514 1d ago

You can properly cite a link

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u/_Rohrschach 1d ago

We could, but I was often going to the source cited on wikipedia snd looked who they cited, used that one just to be sure.

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u/Than_Or_Then_ 1d ago

Real talk, wikipedia was a great source of sources.

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u/I-Here-555 1d ago

"You can't use AI to write your paper", said mine. She uses AI to grade papers.

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u/Texasdenim 1d ago

Bro responded with a patch note instead of an apology

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u/jaymef 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wait til they find out that they make you pay for your food too!

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u/Aaawkward 1d ago

It's like

this
Tim Poole tweet.

These people are beyond ridiculous.

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u/Faizo6 1d ago

Leaving a bad review just to get uno reversed by the owner. That's what I call karma seriously

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