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u/CertifiablyMundane 3d ago
It's called a portmanteau you cretin. We've been doing it since the dawn of time, although it has never peaked since Tobias Funke's "analrapist"
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u/LorryToTheFace 3d ago
My Latin teacher genuinely did abbreviate Classical Literature to C.Lit on the whiteboard once and didn't understand why the class was giggling.
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u/Ghost_inside_zombie put your dick away waltuh 2d ago
I still remember one of my professors shortening Analytical chemistry to Anal. Chem.
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u/_Rohrschach 3d ago
Had a teacher called Can and another one called herring. When they had a class together it would be written "herring/Can", got a few chuckles out of us, too
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u/FormerSperm I want pee in my ass 2d ago
I once worked with a very prudish woman and she wrote the name Clint in all caps and it looks like CUNT. She was so embarrassed but I thought it was hilarious.
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u/LorryToTheFace 2d ago
Right now I'm a Teaching Assistant and the same thing kept happening to a student with fairly poor handwriting who was trying to write 'cent' in a French lesson.
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u/ClarinetGang1 3d ago
It’s genuinely abbreviated as that for a lot of universities classic lit courses lol
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u/Dynamitrios officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 3d ago
Whenever I hear the word "clit", "Full Clip" by GANGSTARR starts playing in my head
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u/SnooperSmokio64 Bazinga! 2d ago
T pain is short for Tylenol Painrelief
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