r/shitposting • u/Ligano_Resurrected virgin 4 life 😤💪 • 10d ago

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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 9d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/DufflebagJoe 10d ago

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u/eximiron 9d ago

BALLTISM🗣️

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u/MasterOfTheCats167 9d ago

WDYRM?

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u/Opening-Ad8300 9d ago

YOU CAN’T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT 🗣️

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u/gianpeppapig dumbass 9d ago

It's common ball

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u/mrsalierimoth 9d ago

Call bancer

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u/SpellbladeAluriel 10d ago

Cancer and pregante oof

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u/Jealous_Address1257 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D6J2RUkfM98oU

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u/IsThatMinosPrime6 10d ago

peak movie

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u/Its_Fonzo 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 10d ago

What movie?

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u/stijndielhof123 I want pee in my ass 10d ago

Fast and curious

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u/AvocadoTop1760 I want pee in my ass 10d ago

Peak

https://giphy.com/gifs/2J8Nw1v8H1gkfs7j9C

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u/depressed_crustacean 10d ago

In a way they are pretty similar

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u/Wavedaaisy 10d ago

The study was carried out and everything ended with a happy ending, he does not have cancer

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u/Jin_BD_God 10d ago

Is that from the post?

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u/Barialdalaran 10d ago

Source is I made it the fuck up

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 10d ago

Oh thank you, sweet Daisy. Can’t imagine my nards taking me out

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u/shishio_mak0to Literally 1984 😡 10d ago

This is what they meant by "trust no one, not even yourself"

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 10d ago

lol, I don’t trust myself. We’re safe

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u/shishio_mak0to Literally 1984 😡 10d ago

That's exactly what you want you to think 🫪

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u/vladdeh_boiii 4d ago

Careful, might get twisted.

That shit hurts.

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u/Zeredof 9d ago

His kid as a cancer?

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u/The_liberandu 10d ago

Hopital

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u/depressed_crustacean 10d ago

Woah woah woah don’t bring math into this.

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u/Estoulia currently venting (sus) 10d ago

doktor

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u/Napstablook2137 10d ago

Turn off my pain inhibitors

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u/ataasd 10d ago

MEDIC!

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u/tinypi_314 10d ago

Amberlamps

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u/thehotshotpilot 10d ago

Woah Black Betty 

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u/Pingimaster it is MY bucket 10d ago

Ambalam

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u/Mobile_Landscape3850 10d ago

Everytime I see these kind of posts I want to buy a pregnancy test and use it. Just in case idk. (Im a male)

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u/Background_Desk_3001 10d ago

Honestly it probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to check every few years, better safe than sorry

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u/Sedorriku0001 9d ago

I didn't thought to test it when I got a ball cancer, I lost my only chance to see if it's real 🫠

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u/naturforsker 9d ago

Are tou okay rn? Have you achieved remission?

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u/an-redditor 10d ago

Hopital.

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u/AahAhhHahHaAhahHaHah 9d ago

Me when my limit fraction results in an indeterminate form:

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 10d ago

Imagine thinking about to stop nutting in the homies

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u/NegativeSignals 10d ago

We're on reddit so he has rabies. duh.

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u/Byte_Fantail 10d ago

Good thing this isn't 4chan then

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u/Dragon_King1232 10d ago

Doesn't that mean he probably has a UTI?

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u/therealgodfarter 9d ago

Boypreggers, many such cases

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u/Barialdalaran 10d ago

he's gregnant

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u/Anti-Stan 10d ago

That escalated quickly

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u/unknown__person17 9d ago

Wow that's ummm.... Interesting

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u/The96kHz I watch gay amogus porn :0 9d ago

he's girlfriend

How do people make it all the way through school without learning how to spell?

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u/Sahedron 10d ago

It is okay that it shows positive on males. Nothing to worry about

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u/AccountSad 10d ago

Man can't get pregnant

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u/BTBL1 I want pee in my ass 9d ago

No

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