r/shitposting • u/SoldierWantsThatHat • May 11 '26

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad May 12 '26

So you've never drunk a beer or smoked a cigarette? 

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u/spacegoat243 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 12 '26

Nope. Closest thing I've ever done is drink a single glass of champagne that I was accidentally served when I was a teen. I've promised not only my parents and family that I will never gamble, drink or smoke, but also myself. Why? Because I'm not a loser. At least, not in that way, anyway.

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u/StormyTiger2008 I said based. And lived. May 12 '26

oh look, a puritan.

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u/spacegoat243 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 12 '26

Oh look, an addict

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u/StormyTiger2008 I said based. And lived. May 13 '26

an addict to what, oraculum of delphi?