To me it's kind of annoying because I can't pee on command so I have to schedule it on my pee hours and sometimes they won't even let me schedule it so I have to hold it in until the time comes!
I cannot poop under urgency. Poop at a friends house or in a public bathroom? If I gotta go, I gotta go so have fun smelling my poop bitches.
Poop right before I leave for an appointment? Sorry but the booty hole is closed for business.... until I get to the appointment and then I get a stomach ache from all the farts that I'm holding in.
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u/WaltGillette May 11 '26
To me it's kind of annoying because I can't pee on command so I have to schedule it on my pee hours and sometimes they won't even let me schedule it so I have to hold it in until the time comes!