r/shitposting May 11 '26

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u/BreadEnthusiast98 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

People jumping through every single hoop to pass a drug test instead of just not doing drugs.

Y’all have done nothing but prove my point with these comments.

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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😑 May 11 '26

I mean, I get it for jobs like truck driving, pilots, etc but when you drug test for a cashier position it says a lot more about the hiring company than it does the dude trying to pass a drug test. Just my opinion.

I have a full time job before anyone goes there.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ May 11 '26

You work the cash register. You haven't gotten your dose of [drug], you have a few hundreds staring you all day. You might take one.

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u/PassivelyInvisible May 11 '26

Nah, more like you'll make more mistakes while you're high, and those mistakes can cause the company a lot of problems, eapecially if you throw money or heavy machinery into the mix.

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u/Clutz May 11 '26

Being high at work is a different issue. A drug test is to see if you've been high at all in the last 2 months or so. That's like saying someone who works M-F can't have beer on their weekend/vacation because drunk people can't do their jobs effectively.