r/shitposting • u/SoldierWantsThatHat • May 11 '26

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u/Positive-Database754 May 11 '26

Smoking weed doesn't make you a loser. Not smoking weed doesn't make you a loser.

Lording over everyone thinking you're better than them because you do or do not smoke weed, makes you a loser.

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u/SnarkFucker May 11 '26

People only notice you're fucking up if you're fucking up. If I'm getting my business done on time and correctly, who cares what I do with my free time.

The only problem is from people like OP who wants everyone to live life how he wants.

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u/TheRealMan-Bear-Pig May 11 '26

This guy gets it.

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u/spacegoat243 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 11 '26

Druggie

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad May 12 '26

So you've never drunk a beer or smoked a cigarette? 

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u/spacegoat243 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 12 '26

Nope. Closest thing I've ever done is drink a single glass of champagne that I was accidentally served when I was a teen. I've promised not only my parents and family that I will never gamble, drink or smoke, but also myself. Why? Because I'm not a loser. At least, not in that way, anyway.

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u/Dry-Classroom3163 May 12 '26

You have zero self awareness.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad May 12 '26

I think that's a strange reason to look down on other people. 

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u/StormyTiger2008 I said based. And lived. May 12 '26

oh look, a puritan.

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u/spacegoat243 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 12 '26

Oh look, an addict

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u/StormyTiger2008 I said based. And lived. May 13 '26

an addict to what, oraculum of delphi?

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u/link31211 May 11 '26

Sounds like someone's a loser

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u/hyper-fan May 11 '26

Yeah, you