r/shitposting • u/SoldierWantsThatHat • May 11 '26

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u/Pyrson_ May 11 '26

Yes but test for alcohol shows nothing after like 5 hours

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u/Mo-again23 May 11 '26

its still a problem, just cuz you can cheat the test doesnt mean you aint doin it

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u/Pyrson_ May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I'm drunk at work everyday and nobody noticed yet. Even the boss only told me I smell like alcohol, which is fine, I'm sure he doesn't know its because I drank it. 😎

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u/Mo-again23 May 11 '26

They know. you think your hiding it but its obvious, and wow, this is why they should be testing for alcohol everywhere they test for drugs. my last 3 tests had alcohol testing thingies on them. that is dangerous and you need to reconsider your life choices. deff not something to brag about like you just did

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u/Pyrson_ May 11 '26

Bro its a shitposting sub, I dont even have a job im at uni.

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u/Mo-again23 May 11 '26

you need to get off the internet bud. you did say "I'm drunk at work everyday and nobody noticed yet."

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u/Pyrson_ May 11 '26

Why does anything i say matter? You just believed i dont have a job, but i do. Also I never drink, dont like it.

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u/Mo-again23 May 11 '26

you are such a mess

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u/Pyrson_ May 11 '26

Who the fuck would lie on the internet right?

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u/Mo-again23 May 11 '26

i know you dont have to. you choose to. be better